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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 1d

Making America Grift Again
Government has shut down, millions are without a paycheck, and he believes he deserves to receive Reparations?
Get back to me when my friends whose grandparents parents were promised 20 acres and a mule get theirs first.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking $230m from the DOJ?

MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 1d

It's the most wonderful time of the year

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 20d

I think if I had a time machine I would go back in time to tell Mary Anne Trump she is a horrible mother She should have taught her son proper manners and to have class.
What an embarrassment this man is to all citizens. If someone thinks I'm wrong, I prolly need to go talk to their mommas too.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 20d

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 21d

Pam Bondi out there praising getting 20 guns off the street in Memphis.... that is like .0000001%.... but what an accomplishment. I wanna have that kinda confidence.

I brushed the front of 1 of my teeth today! Praise me!!!

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 22d

Luckily I'm not hiring anyone right now.

E-Verify is not available due to a lapse in Department of Homeland Security appropriations and due to a lapse in statutory authority for the E-Verify program. While E-Verify is unavailable, employers cannot access their E-Verify accounts.

Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 23d

Never interrupt your enemy when they are being ridiculously stupid.

Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 23d

Again I ask, if the House and Senate are held and controlled by the Republicans, why is the government shutting down? Sounds like his base is divided, too

His posturing isn't fooling anyone.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 24d

They control both the House and the Senate. Sounds like they need to have a sit down with their own party and find out why they are voting with the Dems.
But otherwise, I'd walk in there like my pants cannot hold the girth of my testicles doe what @jlwastooshort.bsky.social said.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · 27d

Today is going to end with warm apple cider heavily dosed with Crown Royal Apple.

Heavily.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 21

a man and a woman are sitting in a car and looking out the window .

ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car and looking out the window .

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · Sep 20

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 19

I have picked up dog shit in the park that had more redeeming qualities that Donald Trump. That goes for him and all of his cronies that he is enabling and enriching.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 19

AND if I was going to go to the parks or cruises that was cancelled already bc Florida is the wild west down there, but this puts the final nail in that coffin.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 19

Cancelled #Disney+ and #Paramount.
If they can't remember the first amendment then I can remind them by being one of the many who are not paying for their services anymore. Ask Target how that went....
I never thought the mouse would be such a fucking weakass bitch.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 11

Didn't walk up, the person did it from a respectable distance for a sniper.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 9

Out here doing a perc test, using instructions.... Cause I'm 'bout that engineering life (actually I'm not but today I'm billing as an engineering tech)

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Sep 9

My thoughts right now about that #MNF anthem

bugs bunny is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and is dancing on stage .

ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and is dancing on stage .

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 21

I hope Al Michaels is calling tonight's game on prime. I can't wait to hear his take on the stupid gps chain gang.

Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 21

My day today... Grant writing workshop.

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 19

In a FEMA meeting listening to deets about how many employees have been bought out or moved to the greater purpose of this administration ICE. There isn't a '25 Hurricane Response Plan bc of the orange Temu dictator.
A horrible way to use employees which will lead to Americans losing everything

Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 16

The only thing the virtual measurement Hawkeye technology is good for is a bathroom break and to get a beer.

Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 14

I totally did not realize #JohnnyManziel is a Drake-stan.

Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 13

Happy #SouthParkDay!!

a cartoon character with bunny ears is standing in front of a poster for south street p warrior

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Michelle @shellepenn.bsky.social · Aug 13

Drake is the Karen of Hip-Hop.