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@shekeepsbees.bsky.social

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Beekeeper, Small Biz Owner, Anguished American Navy Vet honoring my Oath. Cop’s kid, Liberal AF. 8th Gen in the PNW. I think I’m hilarious (Not everyone agrees.) If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane. 🚫 MAGA 🚫 Crypto 🚫 Porn 🚫 Elon 🚫 DMs

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 13h

The Paste Eater’s got more money than Snorty because he not buying coke or paying alimony? Sure as hell not living large off his wife’s music career.

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NewsCurrentNow @newscurrentnow.com · 1d

ICE said they were after “illegal immigrants.” Then they targeted anyone brown, anyone Black, the homeless, children and even journalists. And they’re just getting started. If you’re wondering how 1933 Germany felt—look around. You’re living it.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 15h

I dunno but here is a screenshot.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 15h

Done!

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 15h

Highly recommend Portland at every time of year. There’s no bad time in Portland!

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

There is absolutely zero chance that a man who took $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from an FBI agent on camera would have been appointed to any position by any other president.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 21h

This is great

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 21h

Yup. Same.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 21h

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants to hear me sing. But I know the words to all the Disney songs, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. Do. Not. Try. Me!

Let it goooooooo!

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 21h

Thirsty bitches gonna thirst.

a woman is sitting on a couch and says the thirst is real

ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says the thirst is real

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22h

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 1d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d

Who doesn’t love their new trump taxes

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I was as diligent, steadfast and committed to anything as much as the media is committed to NOT saying or writing "the president lied" in the face of the most obvious flat-out lies.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa! That’s a LOT of Christmas gifts!

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

I’m tone deaf.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d

Portland, OR, 2025

Protester in frog costume stands in front of tank (meme of Tiananmen Square “Tank Man”)

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

One. Big fat one. I’ll leave it to y’all to guess which one.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

Shiiiit… I was blissfully unaware of this. I had two small kids and feet unsuited for Docs, so I’m glad of that. I’d have 💯 put the wrong color laces.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

Someone should check Elon’s account for a massive income spike. Or certain Qatari royals.

Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 1d

Trump’s fraud stunt with the tariffs on China, cost the US economy $1.65 trillion, which was wiped out in seconds.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

Martha Stewart can offer tips on decorating your cell and turning prison slop into a tasty feast.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 1d

We are about to die out. My sister and I have 5 kids in their 30s. None will have kids. There are two cousins on that side. One never had kids. The other had one gay son who also won’t have kids.
So six adult kids, no grandkids, and the family is dying out.

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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 2d

Good people need to start outing their ICE family members, neighbors, and community members.

They need to be made into pariahs in the places decent Americans gather.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 2d

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 2d

Someone on here posted they hope Bad Bunny sings that annoying Lee Greenwood song in Spanish and now I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 2d

For all of you who follow me but don’t have anything to say, I don’t know if it’s fear or if you just want to observe. But please join the movement and speak up. I wrote this meme hoping it helps you. 🔄 #strongertogether

"Courage multiplies when we stand together, doubt diminishes when we share the burden, and fear loses its grip when we move as one"
@sebastiangarof5.bsky.social

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