Shawn Robare
@shawnrobare.com
Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts.
I run PlasticRocketPop.com
I run PlasticRocketPop.com
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It’s Lego Tie Interceptor day at chez Robare…
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s Lego Tie Interceptor day at chez Robare…
From the “things I should probably frame” department comes this replica Michael J Fox library READ poster…
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
From the “things I should probably frame” department comes this replica Michael J Fox library READ poster…
The Se7en novelization too thick and complicated to read?
NO PROBLEM!
Just try the Penguin Readers Intermediate level learning-to-read version. It’s less than 1700 words, but still contains all seven deadly sins guaranteed!
NO PROBLEM!
Just try the Penguin Readers Intermediate level learning-to-read version. It’s less than 1700 words, but still contains all seven deadly sins guaranteed!
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Se7en novelization too thick and complicated to read?
NO PROBLEM!
Just try the Penguin Readers Intermediate level learning-to-read version. It’s less than 1700 words, but still contains all seven deadly sins guaranteed!
NO PROBLEM!
Just try the Penguin Readers Intermediate level learning-to-read version. It’s less than 1700 words, but still contains all seven deadly sins guaranteed!
13 years ago this month @paxholley.com, @shezcrafti.com and I sat down to record our first episode of the @cultfilmclub.com all about The Wraith.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
13 years ago this month @paxholley.com, @shezcrafti.com and I sat down to record our first episode of the @cultfilmclub.com all about The Wraith.
Reposted by Shawn Robare
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“…and next up is the Paw Patrol float featuring a family friendly performance by 2 Live Crew!!!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“…and next up is the Paw Patrol float featuring a family friendly performance by 2 Live Crew!!!”
Was that Japanese Spidey on the Disney Cruise float?
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Was that Japanese Spidey on the Disney Cruise float?
Apparently when Trend Enterprises closed one of the designers got a job designing boxes at Dunkin’…
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Apparently when Trend Enterprises closed one of the designers got a job designing boxes at Dunkin’…
There’s a brand new episode of the @cultfilmclub.com swinging back into action today as @paxholley.com, @shezcrafti.com and I go all for one and one for all on Disney’s 1993 The Three Musketeers!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
There’s a brand new episode of the @cultfilmclub.com swinging back into action today as @paxholley.com, @shezcrafti.com and I go all for one and one for all on Disney’s 1993 The Three Musketeers!
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
Official SAT question
“SIX SEVEN” is to 2025 as…
[BLANK] is to 1991…
“SIX SEVEN” is to 2025 as…
[BLANK] is to 1991…
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Official SAT question
“SIX SEVEN” is to 2025 as…
[BLANK] is to 1991…
“SIX SEVEN” is to 2025 as…
[BLANK] is to 1991…
A boy and his Boglins…
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A boy and his Boglins…
I don’t know what’s better, this illustration of Battle Armor Cobra Commander really hating on an orange from a story in the Winter 1987 GI Joe Magazine, or the kid’s fan art of the same image from the letters page of the followup Spring 1988 issue?
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don’t know what’s better, this illustration of Battle Armor Cobra Commander really hating on an orange from a story in the Winter 1987 GI Joe Magazine, or the kid’s fan art of the same image from the letters page of the followup Spring 1988 issue?
Not being able to go to the mall to buy movie novelizations at Waldenbooks, stare at weird dragon shit in Wicks n’Sticks, and eat a mall Chinese because you’re 13 and don’t have a car hits different than not being able to go to the mall now even though I have a car because there’s nothing in it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not being able to go to the mall to buy movie novelizations at Waldenbooks, stare at weird dragon shit in Wicks n’Sticks, and eat a mall Chinese because you’re 13 and don’t have a car hits different than not being able to go to the mall now even though I have a car because there’s nothing in it.
As a kid: “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE ROBOCOP INTO A CARTOON!”
As a parent: “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE ROBOCOP INTO A CARTOON!”
As a parent: “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE ROBOCOP INTO A CARTOON!”
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
As a kid: “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE ROBOCOP INTO A CARTOON!”
As a parent: “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE ROBOCOP INTO A CARTOON!”
As a parent: “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE ROBOCOP INTO A CARTOON!”
I may have crashed my high school computer lab after attempting to print out every image on a fairly comprehensive mid 90s dinosaur site during the hype of the Jurassic Park release.
I also froze a server in my community college lab trying to load a full copy of Empire Strikes Back from the web…
I also froze a server in my community college lab trying to load a full copy of Empire Strikes Back from the web…
Me at home in 1998 watching my QuickTime download of the trailer for THE PHANTOM MENACE finally hit 98% after 2 hours.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I may have crashed my high school computer lab after attempting to print out every image on a fairly comprehensive mid 90s dinosaur site during the hype of the Jurassic Park release.
I also froze a server in my community college lab trying to load a full copy of Empire Strikes Back from the web…
I also froze a server in my community college lab trying to load a full copy of Empire Strikes Back from the web…
Reposted by Shawn Robare
Is this an emotionally disturbing movie scene as food thread??
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Is this an emotionally disturbing movie scene as food thread??
All credit to @peppersghost.bsky.social for the idea.
Kindertrauma as food, a thread…
Optimus Prime = Oreo Cakesters
Kindertrauma as food, a thread…
Optimus Prime = Oreo Cakesters
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
All credit to @peppersghost.bsky.social for the idea.
Kindertrauma as food, a thread…
Optimus Prime = Oreo Cakesters
Kindertrauma as food, a thread…
Optimus Prime = Oreo Cakesters
Reposted by Shawn Robare
This weekend was all about cleaning out the laundry room, and the fun part of being a married film-nerdy couple (with @shezcrafti.com) is what you’ll stumble across in a mundane chore like this.
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This weekend was all about cleaning out the laundry room, and the fun part of being a married film-nerdy couple (with @shezcrafti.com) is what you’ll stumble across in a mundane chore like this.
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
“Sir, a sixth movie poster was found in the laundry room…”
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
“Sir, a sixth movie poster was found in the laundry room…”
This weekend was all about cleaning out the laundry room, and the fun part of being a married film-nerdy couple (with @shezcrafti.com) is what you’ll stumble across in a mundane chore like this.
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This weekend was all about cleaning out the laundry room, and the fun part of being a married film-nerdy couple (with @shezcrafti.com) is what you’ll stumble across in a mundane chore like this.
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
How about these five movie posters including two from Drew Struzan (RIP 💔)
My business cards are held in the classiest of holders…
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My business cards are held in the classiest of holders…
My meager Monster in My Pocket collection.
I was late to the game in snagging some of these. Mainly I was trying to get the MiMP version of the Monster Squad rogues gallery.
I was late to the game in snagging some of these. Mainly I was trying to get the MiMP version of the Monster Squad rogues gallery.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My meager Monster in My Pocket collection.
I was late to the game in snagging some of these. Mainly I was trying to get the MiMP version of the Monster Squad rogues gallery.
I was late to the game in snagging some of these. Mainly I was trying to get the MiMP version of the Monster Squad rogues gallery.
One of those docs that starts out awesome & poignant, then clearly the filmmaker was afraid this wasn't enough and then inserts themselves into the story in a very awkward way. How it ends up sort of justifies the odd turn, but it bugs me when doc directors mold/change the narrative to their whim.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
One of those docs that starts out awesome & poignant, then clearly the filmmaker was afraid this wasn't enough and then inserts themselves into the story in a very awkward way. How it ends up sort of justifies the odd turn, but it bugs me when doc directors mold/change the narrative to their whim.