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what does the transportation secretary do after he washes his hair?
Sean Duffy Combs
Sean Duffy Combs
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
what does the transportation secretary do after he washes his hair?
Sean Duffy Combs
Sean Duffy Combs
got fired my first day at a job when they said describe yourself in three words and I said "good drunk driver." got fired from my next job on the first day when they said describe yourself in three words and I said "bad drunk driver." What do they want from me
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
got fired my first day at a job when they said describe yourself in three words and I said "good drunk driver." got fired from my next job on the first day when they said describe yourself in three words and I said "bad drunk driver." What do they want from me
some lady cut me in line for a roller coaster at the line entrance. An hour later when we got to the station a bird shit on her which would have been me if not for her treachery
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
some lady cut me in line for a roller coaster at the line entrance. An hour later when we got to the station a bird shit on her which would have been me if not for her treachery
the Random Tuesday Off is pretty disruptive. I would rather have a Monday off. Or, heck, a Friday!
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the Random Tuesday Off is pretty disruptive. I would rather have a Monday off. Or, heck, a Friday!
Using one of these for the first time feels like reaching some sort of terrible life milestone
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Using one of these for the first time feels like reaching some sort of terrible life milestone
Circumstances are my favorite thing to extentuate
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Circumstances are my favorite thing to extentuate
seems like it's about time to submit a new post
October 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
seems like it's about time to submit a new post
The Coldplay frontman's side project where he sings about English gardens with his bandmates' mothers is Chris and the Mums
September 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The Coldplay frontman's side project where he sings about English gardens with his bandmates' mothers is Chris and the Mums
Starting to think conducting the Stanford prison experiment on the whole country wasn't an awesome idea
August 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Starting to think conducting the Stanford prison experiment on the whole country wasn't an awesome idea
I like to preheat my oven right before going to bed so that it's nice and warm when I get up the next morning
August 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I like to preheat my oven right before going to bed so that it's nice and warm when I get up the next morning
learn to chiaroscuro
"Among college graduates ages 22 to 27, computer science and computer engineering majors are facing some of the highest unemployment rates, 6.1% and 7.5% respectively ...
That is more than double the unemployment rate among recent biology and art history graduates, which is just 3%"
That is more than double the unemployment rate among recent biology and art history graduates, which is just 3%"
Goodbye, $165,000 Tech Jobs. Student Coders Seek Work at Chipotle.
www.nytimes.com
August 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
learn to chiaroscuro
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ICYMI - we found out FCS Mercyhurst has one of the hardest non conference schedules we’ve ever seen.
They’re traveling to Youngstown State, Sac State, Montana State, and South Dakota State in five weeks.
They’re traveling to Youngstown State, Sac State, Montana State, and South Dakota State in five weeks.
August 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
ICYMI - we found out FCS Mercyhurst has one of the hardest non conference schedules we’ve ever seen.
They’re traveling to Youngstown State, Sac State, Montana State, and South Dakota State in five weeks.
They’re traveling to Youngstown State, Sac State, Montana State, and South Dakota State in five weeks.
Trixie is in the hospital fighting an autoimmune response that is causing her blood not to clot. She will be staying overnight with hopefully a better prognosis tomorrow. We spent 6 hours with her at the vet and are really scared right now. Good vibes please.
July 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trixie is in the hospital fighting an autoimmune response that is causing her blood not to clot. She will be staying overnight with hopefully a better prognosis tomorrow. We spent 6 hours with her at the vet and are really scared right now. Good vibes please.
Biblically accurate Sk8r boi
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Biblically accurate Sk8r boi
most pets are incels
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
most pets are incels
Had a fun time at the ER this morning getting treated for something gross. Would visit that one again if I had to buy hopefully I don't.
May 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Had a fun time at the ER this morning getting treated for something gross. Would visit that one again if I had to buy hopefully I don't.
Me laughing at the fall of Shedeur Sanders: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me seeing where he ends up: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
Me seeing where he ends up: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
April 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me laughing at the fall of Shedeur Sanders: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me seeing where he ends up: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
Me seeing where he ends up: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
(Obama voice) you couldn't make Austin Powers today!
April 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
(Obama voice) you couldn't make Austin Powers today!
just watched that episode of black mirror where technology was scary and it made humans do wild shit. You guys seen that one
April 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
just watched that episode of black mirror where technology was scary and it made humans do wild shit. You guys seen that one
My job is I'm the guy who writes shit like this
April 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My job is I'm the guy who writes shit like this
I feel like I've been told the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago my whole life. You'd think it'd be up to 66 million years ago by now
April 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I feel like I've been told the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago my whole life. You'd think it'd be up to 66 million years ago by now