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Using one of these for the first time feels like reaching some sort of terrible life milestone
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Using one of these for the first time feels like reaching some sort of terrible life milestone
Trixie is in the hospital fighting an autoimmune response that is causing her blood not to clot. She will be staying overnight with hopefully a better prognosis tomorrow. We spent 6 hours with her at the vet and are really scared right now. Good vibes please.
July 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trixie is in the hospital fighting an autoimmune response that is causing her blood not to clot. She will be staying overnight with hopefully a better prognosis tomorrow. We spent 6 hours with her at the vet and are really scared right now. Good vibes please.
My job is I'm the guy who writes shit like this
April 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My job is I'm the guy who writes shit like this
dont look like elon to me
March 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
dont look like elon to me
I asked my stove what it thought about you
February 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I asked my stove what it thought about you
My numbers are blowing up
January 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My numbers are blowing up
Reloading for the bottom of the first.
Stats so far:
2 dogs
1 beer
1-0 Cleveland, bottom of the first
Stats so far:
2 dogs
1 beer
1-0 Cleveland, bottom of the first
April 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Reloading for the bottom of the first.
Stats so far:
2 dogs
1 beer
1-0 Cleveland, bottom of the first
Stats so far:
2 dogs
1 beer
1-0 Cleveland, bottom of the first
Tonight I am attempting very stupid
The 9-9-9 challenge
9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings
Let's go Guards
The 9-9-9 challenge
9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings
Let's go Guards
April 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Tonight I am attempting very stupid
The 9-9-9 challenge
9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings
Let's go Guards
The 9-9-9 challenge
9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings
Let's go Guards
IDK looks like one to me
March 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
IDK looks like one to me
Is this wrong too?
February 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Is this wrong too?
My grandfather had a very different name for this product
December 27, 2023 at 11:54 AM
My grandfather had a very different name for this product
13) Seasick Crocodile sour ale by Prairie Artisan Ales from McAlester, OK. It's good.
December 25, 2023 at 11:31 PM
13) Seasick Crocodile sour ale by Prairie Artisan Ales from McAlester, OK. It's good.
12) Bagel and Schmear IPA by Other Half Brewing in Brooklyn. It's good.
December 25, 2023 at 9:06 PM
12) Bagel and Schmear IPA by Other Half Brewing in Brooklyn. It's good.
11) Winter is Warmer by Proclamation Ale Company from Warwick, RI. It's good.
December 20, 2023 at 1:34 AM
11) Winter is Warmer by Proclamation Ale Company from Warwick, RI. It's good.
Big Bark Amber Lager by Live Oak Brewing Company out of Austin. It's good.
December 16, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Big Bark Amber Lager by Live Oak Brewing Company out of Austin. It's good.
9) Jingle Zombie Fruited Sour by Kings County Brewers Collective in Brooklyn. It's good.
December 16, 2023 at 2:09 AM
9) Jingle Zombie Fruited Sour by Kings County Brewers Collective in Brooklyn. It's good.
8) Super Rich Kids DIPA by Bluejacket here in DC. It's good.
December 14, 2023 at 12:23 AM
8) Super Rich Kids DIPA by Bluejacket here in DC. It's good.
7) Four Fours DIPA by Equilibrium Brewery from Middletown, NY. It's good.
December 11, 2023 at 11:50 PM
7) Four Fours DIPA by Equilibrium Brewery from Middletown, NY. It's good.
6) Lollipop Forest by Deciduous Brewing Company from Newmarket, New Hampshire. It's good.
December 10, 2023 at 11:13 PM
6) Lollipop Forest by Deciduous Brewing Company from Newmarket, New Hampshire. It's good.