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sharparoni.bsky.social
retired nft salesman
@sharparoni.bsky.social
internetizen. world wide webster. information superhighway long-haul trucker. cyberspacetronaut. this is the official skeeter of the national basketball association. @nba.bsky.social is a lie
Using one of these for the first time feels like reaching some sort of terrible life milestone
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
:/
August 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
August 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trixie is in the hospital fighting an autoimmune response that is causing her blood not to clot. She will be staying overnight with hopefully a better prognosis tomorrow. We spent 6 hours with her at the vet and are really scared right now. Good vibes please.
July 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My job is I'm the guy who writes shit like this
April 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
dont look like elon to me
March 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I asked my stove what it thought about you
February 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
February 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My numbers are blowing up
January 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
November 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Reloading for the bottom of the first.
Stats so far:
2 dogs
1 beer
1-0 Cleveland, bottom of the first
April 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Tonight I am attempting very stupid

The 9-9-9 challenge

9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings

Let's go Guards
April 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
IDK looks like one to me
March 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Is this wrong too?
February 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
My grandfather had a very different name for this product
December 27, 2023 at 11:54 AM
13) Seasick Crocodile sour ale by Prairie Artisan Ales from McAlester, OK. It's good.
December 25, 2023 at 11:31 PM
12) Bagel and Schmear IPA by Other Half Brewing in Brooklyn. It's good.
December 25, 2023 at 9:06 PM
11) Winter is Warmer by Proclamation Ale Company from Warwick, RI. It's good.
December 20, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Big Bark Amber Lager by Live Oak Brewing Company out of Austin. It's good.
December 16, 2023 at 10:42 PM
9) Jingle Zombie Fruited Sour by Kings County Brewers Collective in Brooklyn. It's good.
December 16, 2023 at 2:09 AM
8) Super Rich Kids DIPA by Bluejacket here in DC. It's good.
December 14, 2023 at 12:23 AM
7) Four Fours DIPA by Equilibrium Brewery from Middletown, NY. It's good.
December 11, 2023 at 11:50 PM
6) Lollipop Forest by Deciduous Brewing Company from Newmarket, New Hampshire. It's good.
December 10, 2023 at 11:13 PM