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@shankspeare.bsky.social

2.9K followers 2.7K following 9.8K posts

Here for the cats! Here for the dogs! Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.

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shankspeare.bsky.social @shankspeare.bsky.social · Dec 4

Hahahahaha

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 12h

A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3h

For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.

Threads post from julieceye

At my local Home Depot today in Evanston, IL. They abducted 5 people in my immediate area.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2h

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 7h

does the CRIMINAL deserve a hand crafted kitty blanket tent???

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 7h

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Andrew Baggarly @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social · 4h

Breaking news story on the Giants being in agreement with Tony Vitello, making him the first head coach with no pro baseball experience to leap directly to a major league managerial position: www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...

San Francisco Giants to hire Tennessee head coach Tony Vitello as next manager: Sources

Vitello will be the 40th manager in franchise history and he has by far the most unique resume.

www.nytimes.com

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shankspeare.bsky.social @shankspeare.bsky.social · 3h

Good. Now they have zero excuses for not hiring women.

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 8h

I’m the strongest!! Are you even listening?

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Minou The Rescue Cat 🇨🇦 @minousjewels.com · 10h

Mum startled me whiskers!

#whiskerswednesday

Minou the rescue cat shows off her whiskers.

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 5h

"If you want to make room for the white working class, you must make room for Nazism" is a truly depressing referendum on a lot of different things at once

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18h

WATCH — @abbydphillip: “Today an ICE officer’s weapon discharged and shot a U.S. marshal and a suspect because they were using the weapon to bang on the window.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Carolyn Barber, MD @cbarbermd.bsky.social · 5h

Jessica Tarlov just detonated the narrative:

“The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court — not a drone.”

Seven strikes. Thirty-two dead. Zero charges. This
#BlueSky #NewsSky

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GONZO the Ghoastly 👻 @gonzo.bsky.social · 12h

Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 16h

ICE tries it with NYC. Canal Street wasn’t having it.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 12h

The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 8h

Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.

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Martyn Notman @nfgmart.bsky.social · 8h

Enjoying the show? 😄😄😄

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Beth Fertig @bethfertig.bsky.social · 8h

“There’s no due process going on. It’s just straight to the back of a van if you’re African on Canal.”

Federal Agents Stage Raid on Canal Street in New York City www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/n...

Federal Agents Stage Raid on Canal Street in New York City

www.nytimes.com

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

i can never measure spaghetti right

A pasta-colored small terrier sits in a pot atop a stove.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20h

A free campaign ad for Mamdani.

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Kelsey @kelskels06.bsky.social · 20h

Rappy channeling his inner @gonzo.bsky.social with his love of boks!

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Cormac MacFhionnlaoich @cormacscoast.bsky.social · 1d

Gina modelling her new Donkey Jacket for the 2025 Autumn/Winter season.
County Clare, Ireland.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Soybean. He's a little guy with a big personality, and we have a feeling only one of those things is going to change. 12/10 (IG: g.anjang2)

a tricolor puppy is looking very self-assured. his chin is tilted up a bit and he’s looking at you out of the corner of his eye.

the small pup is contorted into a tangle on a white blanket. his booty is in the air, his pink toebeans on display, and his eyes wide because he’s done the unthinkable. the tip of his tail is in his mouth.

the little black pup with brown eyebrow dots and white feet sits on a wood floor and looks up with wide eyes. his mouth is open because he’s mid-scream.

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Harry @harry.bsky.team · 1d

A note for sports: Bluesky’s engagement rate was x10 higher than X’s across a sampling of identical posts made on both platforms by @rapsheet.bsky.social (sharing with permission)

Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.

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Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 1d

The Larger Minion wishes you a happy Tongue Out Tuesday!

#TongueOutTuesday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Side view of The Larger Minion sitting upright after eating. He is looking to the side, slightly to our left, with his eyes and mouth open and his tongue out the side as he cleans his lips. Sun from a sliding glass door on our left is shining on him making him look auburn colored.

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