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I'm a martial artist who likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT), Tenchu, and shinobi stuff in general

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watching TMNT 87

Her: "the Turtles only lose a fight when they're wearing pants"

Me: "that's why they win against the bad guys. the bad guys are usually wearing pants"

Her: "Casey Jones wears pants, tho, and he wins fights"

Me: "Casey is OP. he needs pants to help control his unfathomable power"
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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They’re the only ones on the payroll that knew how to make whipped cream and sashimi pizzas

Eat in good health
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Home of the Nice Slice!
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Made Up Person: "SB, why do you mostly just watch old TV shows and play old games?"

Me: "I don't have to check for AI while I'm doing those things"
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the dudes who work at Ninja Pizza in the first episode of 1987 TMNT are real ninjas pretending to be fake ninjas for one of Shredder's front businesses

i love it
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Her: "Shredder is big in ninja circles."

Me: "And squares!!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Larry King: "A game you can't live without"

Me: "Tenchu 1"

LK: "that's just a retro thing"

Me: "give me a game. What game should I have?"

LK: "FFVII Rebirth"

Me: "Larry, I'm on DuckStation"
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I've logged 56 hours in Tenchu 1 (PS1)

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I've logged 56 hours in Tenchu 1 (PS1) !lurk
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November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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“Leo Mikey RALPH and Donnie” is up there with Al Roker accidentally pronouncing Super Saiyan correctly
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I've been picking at this on and off for awhile but finally had enough to just get to this point and call it done. Turtles don't deal with this shit, so why should we? #rottmnt #tmnt #fucktrump #tmntraphael #riseraphael #riseraph
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i streamed more Tenchu 1 today after a little bit of a break from streaming, and i ended up making some friends with people in the Tenchu speedrunning scene
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The Shredder is after the rogue Foot soldier The Mourner, rumored to have procured some top-secret technology to use in the mysterious device.

The Shredder is determined to undermine the Mourner's purpose.

#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles: #Shredder #3 is at comic shops!

#TMNT
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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my niece is so cool
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Shinobido has lots of "take the thing," "kill the guy," and "kill all the guys" missions early on, but then it starts being like:

❌ Escort the NPC maidens
❌ Escort the NPC merchant
❌ Escort the NPC rice farmer
❌ Escort the NPC convoy
❌ Tower defense level (your house)
✔️ Play a different ninja game
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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1. Trump's Anti-Trans HHS Report authors have been unmasked, and as someone said, "Now we know why they were previously kept anonymous."

It's a who's who of hate groups and billionaire-funded anti-trans activists.

We detail the names in our latest report.

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Trump's Anti-Trans Report Authors Revealed: Hate Groups and Billionaire-Funded Anti-Trans Activists
The majority of the “expert” comments cited in the “peer review” seem to be just as ignorant as the authors about the reality of trans people’s care.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A new era of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is coming! Read the first seven pages of Gene Luen Yang and Freddie E. Williams II's debut issue! #comics #comicbooks #tmnt
A new era of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is coming! Read the first seven pages of Gene Luen Yang and Freddie E. Williams II’s debut issue!
Following the stunning events of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #12, the Turtles face a different New York… one where they are viewed as heroes!
graphicpolicy.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Watching TMNT 1987

Her: "Is Tempestra a game character come to life or a being trapped in a game?"

Me: "She basically escaped the Holodeck"

Her: "Damn you, Moriarty!!"
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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YOU CAN'T BUY ME HOT DOG MAN!
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Happy birthday to the GROUND!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
my dad's not a phone!!

DUH!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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TMNT is getting a big shake-up

🐢Tales cancelled (Season 2 will still air)
🐢The Last Ronin live-action cancelled "for now"
🐢Mutant Mayhem sequel is still coming 2027
🐢They want to reboot the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IP and emulate the Sonic movie franchise with it
‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’: Neal H. Moritz in Talks to Produce Live-Action Feature for Paramount (Exclusive)
The producer behind the studio's hit 'Sonic the Hedgehog' franchise will take a four-quadrant approach to the heroes in a half shell.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM