SewerBushido
@sewerbushido.com
I like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) and shinobi stuff in general
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SewerBushido
@sewerbushido.com
· Jan 24
TMNT Fan club welcome letter (with alt text!) from 1988
"The bad guys don't always wear costumes."
"The bad guys don't always wear costumes."
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I wish I got more positive engagement on Bluesky. And the best way I know how to make that happen is to argue with literally everyone I see.
February 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I wish I got more positive engagement on Bluesky. And the best way I know how to make that happen is to argue with literally everyone I see.
i called Ninjutsu "the ancient art of conning and jumping people, but for a good cause" and it did not land well with the historian crowd
which is weird, because all the old texts they name drop say things like "these skills are basically burglary and jumping people, but not for personal gain"
which is weird, because all the old texts they name drop say things like "these skills are basically burglary and jumping people, but not for personal gain"
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i called Ninjutsu "the ancient art of conning and jumping people, but for a good cause" and it did not land well with the historian crowd
which is weird, because all the old texts they name drop say things like "these skills are basically burglary and jumping people, but not for personal gain"
which is weird, because all the old texts they name drop say things like "these skills are basically burglary and jumping people, but not for personal gain"
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some friendly online stranger who is enthusiastic about old Japanese martial arts history was really doing their best to make sure i knew that ancient shinobi do not look anything like comic book ninja or Naruto
i think i ruined the vibe by being like "martial arts history is mostly bullshit"
i think i ruined the vibe by being like "martial arts history is mostly bullshit"
Is Martial Arts History all FAKE?
YouTube video by Sensei Seth
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:09 AM
some friendly online stranger who is enthusiastic about old Japanese martial arts history was really doing their best to make sure i knew that ancient shinobi do not look anything like comic book ninja or Naruto
i think i ruined the vibe by being like "martial arts history is mostly bullshit"
i think i ruined the vibe by being like "martial arts history is mostly bullshit"
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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
"Ninjutsu Kicks" by Ninja Training TV
Ninjutsu Kicks
YouTube video by Ninja Training TV
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Ninjutsu Kicks" by Ninja Training TV
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my friends who are into Magic cards showed me some TMNT cards that are like an homage to the Burger King TMNT VHS tapes from way back
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
my friends who are into Magic cards showed me some TMNT cards that are like an homage to the Burger King TMNT VHS tapes from way back
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That time me, @sewerbushido.com, and the BGP crew took our new jet skis to meet up with the utroms to record a skit
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
That time me, @sewerbushido.com, and the BGP crew took our new jet skis to meet up with the utroms to record a skit
im seeing new Star Wars complaints
did they add in another fully-clothed adult woman or something?
did they add in another fully-clothed adult woman or something?
February 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
im seeing new Star Wars complaints
did they add in another fully-clothed adult woman or something?
did they add in another fully-clothed adult woman or something?
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February 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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I'm back from bestie brunch and am live (after the usual pre-stream ad roll) with Final Fantasy Tactics! Come hang out if you'd like to. www.twitch.tv/abyssalsong
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I'm back from bestie brunch and am live (after the usual pre-stream ad roll) with Final Fantasy Tactics! Come hang out if you'd like to. www.twitch.tv/abyssalsong
SANDA: From Ancient Kung Fu to a Modern Combat Sport
SANDA: From Ancient Kung Fu to a Modern Combat Sport
YouTube video by The Informed Martial Artist
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
SANDA: From Ancient Kung Fu to a Modern Combat Sport
Everyone:" There's SO MANY GAMES in my backlog!!"
Me: "So, I'm 700 hours into the one game I've played this year. This is amazing!!"
Me: "So, I'm 700 hours into the one game I've played this year. This is amazing!!"
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Everyone:" There's SO MANY GAMES in my backlog!!"
Me: "So, I'm 700 hours into the one game I've played this year. This is amazing!!"
Me: "So, I'm 700 hours into the one game I've played this year. This is amazing!!"
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TV: [ TMNT 2012 season 3 end credits ]
Her: [ jokingly ] "Seth Green? Seth Green?! SETH GREEN?!?!"
Me: 😂
Her: [ jokingly ] "Seth Green? Seth Green?! SETH GREEN?!?!"
Me: 😂
TV: [ TMNT 2012 season 1 end credits ]
Her: "Jason Biggs?"
Me: "yeah, he was Leo"
Her: "Jason Biggs?!"
Me: "yeah, remember how Seth Green took over in season 3?"
Her: "yeah but JASON BIGGS?! THE AMERICAN PIE GUY?!"
a few minutes pass
Her: "JASON BIGGS?!?!"
Her: "Jason Biggs?"
Me: "yeah, he was Leo"
Her: "Jason Biggs?!"
Me: "yeah, remember how Seth Green took over in season 3?"
Her: "yeah but JASON BIGGS?! THE AMERICAN PIE GUY?!"
a few minutes pass
Her: "JASON BIGGS?!?!"
February 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
TV: [ TMNT 2012 season 3 end credits ]
Her: [ jokingly ] "Seth Green? Seth Green?! SETH GREEN?!?!"
Me: 😂
Her: [ jokingly ] "Seth Green? Seth Green?! SETH GREEN?!?!"
Me: 😂
"8 SNEAKY Hand Trap Tactics for MMA & Muay Thai"
8 SNEAKY Hand Trap Tactics for MMA & Muay Thai
YouTube video by Jeff Chan MMAShredded
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"8 SNEAKY Hand Trap Tactics for MMA & Muay Thai"
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TV: [ TMNT 2012 season 1 end credits ]
Her: "Jason Biggs?"
Me: "yeah, he was Leo"
Her: "Jason Biggs?!"
Me: "yeah, remember how Seth Green took over in season 3?"
Her: "yeah but JASON BIGGS?! THE AMERICAN PIE GUY?!"
a few minutes pass
Her: "JASON BIGGS?!?!"
Her: "Jason Biggs?"
Me: "yeah, he was Leo"
Her: "Jason Biggs?!"
Me: "yeah, remember how Seth Green took over in season 3?"
Her: "yeah but JASON BIGGS?! THE AMERICAN PIE GUY?!"
a few minutes pass
Her: "JASON BIGGS?!?!"
February 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
TV: [ TMNT 2012 season 1 end credits ]
Her: "Jason Biggs?"
Me: "yeah, he was Leo"
Her: "Jason Biggs?!"
Me: "yeah, remember how Seth Green took over in season 3?"
Her: "yeah but JASON BIGGS?! THE AMERICAN PIE GUY?!"
a few minutes pass
Her: "JASON BIGGS?!?!"
Her: "Jason Biggs?"
Me: "yeah, he was Leo"
Her: "Jason Biggs?!"
Me: "yeah, remember how Seth Green took over in season 3?"
Her: "yeah but JASON BIGGS?! THE AMERICAN PIE GUY?!"
a few minutes pass
Her: "JASON BIGGS?!?!"
I'm on Schrodinger's wifi tonight
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I'm on Schrodinger's wifi tonight
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He duplicated!
Collab with the extremely talented @supermanjf.bsky.social! They did the sketch and design on the right and I did the lineart, rendering and design on the left! Had a very great time working on this tysm for the surprise sketch!
#tmnt #tmntfanart #tmntmikey #tmntmichelangelo #art
Collab with the extremely talented @supermanjf.bsky.social! They did the sketch and design on the right and I did the lineart, rendering and design on the left! Had a very great time working on this tysm for the surprise sketch!
#tmnt #tmntfanart #tmntmikey #tmntmichelangelo #art
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
He duplicated!
Collab with the extremely talented @supermanjf.bsky.social! They did the sketch and design on the right and I did the lineart, rendering and design on the left! Had a very great time working on this tysm for the surprise sketch!
#tmnt #tmntfanart #tmntmikey #tmntmichelangelo #art
Collab with the extremely talented @supermanjf.bsky.social! They did the sketch and design on the right and I did the lineart, rendering and design on the left! Had a very great time working on this tysm for the surprise sketch!
#tmnt #tmntfanart #tmntmikey #tmntmichelangelo #art
My wife: [ watching TV; an important character dies ]
My wife: [ goes back an episode or two without me realizing it ]
Me: [ thinking there's some plot twist where that guy's actually alive, and feeling better about it ]
TV: [ punches me in the gut again and laughs at me ]
My wife: [ goes back an episode or two without me realizing it ]
Me: [ thinking there's some plot twist where that guy's actually alive, and feeling better about it ]
TV: [ punches me in the gut again and laughs at me ]
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My wife: [ watching TV; an important character dies ]
My wife: [ goes back an episode or two without me realizing it ]
Me: [ thinking there's some plot twist where that guy's actually alive, and feeling better about it ]
TV: [ punches me in the gut again and laughs at me ]
My wife: [ goes back an episode or two without me realizing it ]
Me: [ thinking there's some plot twist where that guy's actually alive, and feeling better about it ]
TV: [ punches me in the gut again and laughs at me ]
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Who loves pizza??? 🍕🍕🍕
Share your favorite topping with us!
#NationalPizzaDay #TMNTSplinteredFate #TMNT
Share your favorite topping with us!
#NationalPizzaDay #TMNTSplinteredFate #TMNT
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Who loves pizza??? 🍕🍕🍕
Share your favorite topping with us!
#NationalPizzaDay #TMNTSplinteredFate #TMNT
Share your favorite topping with us!
#NationalPizzaDay #TMNTSplinteredFate #TMNT
i got in a nunchaku battle today
a couple of teenage mutant ninja turtles are standing next to each other .
Alt: Mikey from TMNT 1990 spinning his nunchaku on his finger like they're propellers
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i got in a nunchaku battle today
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Everyone: [ watching Football ]
Me:
Me:
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Everyone: [ watching Football ]
Me:
Me:
Wait
The Super Bowl is TODAY?! 😅
The Super Bowl is TODAY?! 😅
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Wait
The Super Bowl is TODAY?! 😅
The Super Bowl is TODAY?! 😅
i'm gonna go work on some grappling this afternoon
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i'm gonna go work on some grappling this afternoon