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GUY WHO ONLY WATCHES DAVID CRONENBERG MOVIES: So you’re telling me that my thyroid has gone haywire, and is now growing a thyroid army throughout my body to destroy the real me?
DOCTOR: Yes, I guess that is one way to describe thyroid cancer.
GUY: This is just like a David Cronenberg movie…
DOCTOR: Yes, I guess that is one way to describe thyroid cancer.
GUY: This is just like a David Cronenberg movie…
About time they started putting all those New Zealand survival bunkers to the test
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
About time they started putting all those New Zealand survival bunkers to the test
When he says “used to” he means “at 9am”
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
When he says “used to” he means “at 9am”
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In authoritarian China you can afford a home and juice
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
In authoritarian China you can afford a home and juice
Charlie Kirk stays losing
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Charlie Kirk stays losing
Wife just caught me jestermaxxing
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Wife just caught me jestermaxxing
Shut up bitch. Pay your child support
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Shut up bitch. Pay your child support
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didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
Donald Trump is going to call a national security council meeting if he sees this halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Donald Trump is going to call a national security council meeting if he sees this halftime show
I hope bad bunny sets the American flag on fire
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I hope bad bunny sets the American flag on fire
Just tried turning on men’s figure skating and it looks like there’s still football?
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Just tried turning on men’s figure skating and it looks like there’s still football?
Good morning it is Friday, February 6. The banks are running out of money
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Good morning it is Friday, February 6. The banks are running out of money
Pretty on brand when you consider that the core demo for 6-7 memes are 10 year olds who will be eligible to vote starting in 2034
Kamala Harris’ former campaign account has rebranded to “headquarters_67” (on Twitter), it is now a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content.
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Pretty on brand when you consider that the core demo for 6-7 memes are 10 year olds who will be eligible to vote starting in 2034
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she said i was funny and so now she's pregnant
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
she said i was funny and so now she's pregnant
Watching #teamepstein get absolutely rag-dolled while your billionaire pedo patronage network remains perfectly anonymous
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Watching #teamepstein get absolutely rag-dolled while your billionaire pedo patronage network remains perfectly anonymous
His unhappiness is my wheaties. I eat two giant bowls of that shit in the morning then go rush for 350 yards and shoot 11-for-12 from behind the 3-point line. I fuck my cheerleader girlf
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
His unhappiness is my wheaties. I eat two giant bowls of that shit in the morning then go rush for 350 yards and shoot 11-for-12 from behind the 3-point line. I fuck my cheerleader girlf
Siri- is it good when my judge is quoting scripture?
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Siri- is it good when my judge is quoting scripture?
Oh shit he’s gonna do it
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Oh shit he’s gonna do it
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there is an object permanence crisis in american news media
After Trump tells NBC News he could maybe use a "softer touch" on immigration, we immediately get the "different tone" narrative from CNN.
Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."
David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."
David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
there is an object permanence crisis in american news media
One of the biggest revelations of the Melania documentary is that she “just lies there during sex” - gross!
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
One of the biggest revelations of the Melania documentary is that she “just lies there during sex” - gross!
What if in reality we were all one conscience, one being. And the name of that being was Kayleigh Johnson
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
What if in reality we were all one conscience, one being. And the name of that being was Kayleigh Johnson
Has anyone heard of techno? It’s like if computers made all the music
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Has anyone heard of techno? It’s like if computers made all the music
[in rick james’ voice]: CHARLES MURRAYYY
Forgive me, Jesus, because I genuinely deeply enjoy how perpetually unhappy and desolate these losers are.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
[in rick james’ voice]: CHARLES MURRAYYY
Mfw the groundhog sees its dang shadow
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Mfw the groundhog sees its dang shadow