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Going to see Army of Darkness with friends right after watching both the Evil Dead movies, getting to the theater and discovering that everyone else in that showing (maybe 40 people) had done exactly the same thing.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Going to see Army of Darkness with friends right after watching both the Evil Dead movies, getting to the theater and discovering that everyone else in that showing (maybe 40 people) had done exactly the same thing.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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We come from the land of ice and snow
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We come from the land of ice and snow
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
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A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
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one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
"The vaccination has stuff we don't trust," said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died from measles at the end of last month. Tom Bartlett visited with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy:
The Texas Girl Who Died From Measles
Her father tells her story.
www.theatlantic.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
80s techno thriller but with a modern Republican Party. “Sir, through a highly technical series of events involving Basque separatists, one of our own nuclear weapons has been detonated in Atlanta Georgia! Millions are dead and the damage is catastrophic! The country needs leadership!” 1/2
February 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
80s techno thriller but with a modern Republican Party. “Sir, through a highly technical series of events involving Basque separatists, one of our own nuclear weapons has been detonated in Atlanta Georgia! Millions are dead and the damage is catastrophic! The country needs leadership!” 1/2
Telling the most unhinged, resentful and above all, heavily armed portion of the US population to go F themselves is certainly a bold strategy. Let’s see how it plays out for him.
December 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Telling the most unhinged, resentful and above all, heavily armed portion of the US population to go F themselves is certainly a bold strategy. Let’s see how it plays out for him.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
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Arguably the second worst mistake made by the government was including the caveat “unless convicted of a crime” in the 13th amendment. The biggest mistake was of course not hanging every single southern leader, slave owner and sympathizer for treason.
No state has a longer, more profit-driven history of contracting prisoners out to private companies than Alabama. With a sprawling labor system that dates back more than 150 years — it has constructed a template for the commercialization of mass incarceration.
apnews.com/article/pris...
apnews.com/article/pris...
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Arguably the second worst mistake made by the government was including the caveat “unless convicted of a crime” in the 13th amendment. The biggest mistake was of course not hanging every single southern leader, slave owner and sympathizer for treason.
And a reporter should have immediately asked “and how does Elon feel about that?”
December 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
And a reporter should have immediately asked “and how does Elon feel about that?”
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Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
December 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Democrats should spend the next 4 years sponsoring bills that would help people afford to have and raise children, and name every single one like it’s a GOP birth rate obsessed fever dream. Make the GOP vote against the “Preserving American Families” act because it would provide low cost childcare.
December 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Democrats should spend the next 4 years sponsoring bills that would help people afford to have and raise children, and name every single one like it’s a GOP birth rate obsessed fever dream. Make the GOP vote against the “Preserving American Families” act because it would provide low cost childcare.
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If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame.
You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way.
If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.
You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way.
If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.
December 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM
If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame.
You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way.
If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.
You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way.
If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.
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for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this
"inappropriate"
"inappropriate"
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this
"inappropriate"
"inappropriate"
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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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I need to see Dana Bash, Kaitlin Collins, or Jake Tapper interview an "Undecided Voter in Rural Pennsylvania" regarding this Biden Pardon situation before I can make up my mind about it.
Also, does anyone know if Bristol Palin has weighed in yet?
Also, does anyone know if Bristol Palin has weighed in yet?
December 2, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I need to see Dana Bash, Kaitlin Collins, or Jake Tapper interview an "Undecided Voter in Rural Pennsylvania" regarding this Biden Pardon situation before I can make up my mind about it.
Also, does anyone know if Bristol Palin has weighed in yet?
Also, does anyone know if Bristol Palin has weighed in yet?
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This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...
November 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...
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Volunteer work at ghost cat animal shelter
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Volunteer work at ghost cat animal shelter