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Sephex
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Just a random guy vibing and living.
The Grinch is known to be crabby, but I'd also be pretty irate if a dude was singing a song about me while absolutely roasting me to shreds whenever I did anything.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
"They Don't Know That You're Secretly God"

An Animal Crossing Story
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I couldn't remember the word "cheering" so I said, "Yelling, but not in an angry way."
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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ACTRAISER
QUINTET 1990
SUPER FAMICOM
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Joaquin Phoenix should go to the sun so Smash Mouth can sing Joaquin on the Sun.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I made myself laugh because I'm watching Home Alone and I'm imagining music from Expedition 33 in random scenes. I also may be very intoxicated.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was trying to remember Carl Winslow's name from Family Matters, but my brain was like, "It's Carl Malone." I said, "No, brain, that's the basketball player." I had to ask a friend for help and when I clarified this information with them I got a weird look for some strange reason.
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What the world needs is Harrison Ford screaming at a girl's face while stealing her bicycle.
Harrison Ford bike scene from Hollywood Homicide
YouTube video by Dylan Mann
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The reason why basketball has a 24 second shot clock is an honor of Jack Bauer, a true Patriot documented in the television series 24.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Why do they call it a 401k? Because you turn 401K degrees and walk away.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Warriors Of Light
10"x10" acrylic on stretched canvas

#finalfantasy #pixelart #painting

squarepainter.storenvy.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I played too many RPGs instead of studying. I guess passing the class would now be a Finals Fantasy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The more I play Metroid Prime 4: Beyond the more I think they should have just titled it Metroid Prime: Beyond, since there is a shift in the framework.

Kind of like how Metroid Prime: Hunters was called that because it was a spinoff/tweak of the Prime formula (Hunters is more arcadedy).
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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The Chicago Minnie The Moocher 🤌🤌🤌

Waiting all residency for that one and it certainly hit.

#chicago #jamband #bluesbrothers
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Metroid Prime 4 has its faults. Myles is irritating and structuring the world more like a Zelda game feels weird, but overall I'm enjoying it so far.

I'm also a person who doesn't need every Metroid game to essentially be a clone of Super Metroid and Metroid Prime 1.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The Mona Lisa is smaller than I was lead to believe, has a low draw distance, and doesn't have multiplayer support. 7/10, she should've smiled more.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm pretty sure people of all ages still know what a shop is. This style of comic has been stale the second they appeared, but this is such a hard reach that the author disconnected their arm socket going for it.

What a lazy, uninspired worthless comic and artist.
“Okay, I know what vinyl is, and a record player – but what’s a shop?”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Heroes Of Time
12" radius on stretched canvas

squarepainter.storenvy.com

#chronotrigger #painting #artist
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
True Lies is a soft Terminator sequel/spiritual successor. I will not elaborate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Facebook wants me to make such a charming transition timeline
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I did a Link to the Past run in one sitting. About five and a half hours were spent doing this. Good times!
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM