Néide
@seneolas.bsky.social
medievalist, heretic, (mostly) human disaster, with strong opinions about cú chulainn. known for extremely niche fanfic on ao3, ulster cycle memes on tumblr, and absolutely nothing on bluesky. yet. mostly lurking, occasionally posting
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Néide
@seneolas.bsky.social
· Nov 13
"average ulaid warrior kills five of the connachta every year" factoid actually just statistical error. average ulaid kills no connachta, because of the curse. cú gheoirg, who guards the fords and kills over 10,000 connachta each day, was an outlier adn should not have been counted
i wish tumblr's crab rave was something my publishing group chats knew about cos it would crab rave in there today
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i wish tumblr's crab rave was something my publishing group chats knew about cos it would crab rave in there today
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The mind behind Little Britain and Roald Dahl Redux turns out to be an utter turd of a human being?
You do surprise me*
*You do not. We've known for years.
You do surprise me*
*You do not. We've known for years.
David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher following an investigation by The Telegraph into inappropriate behaviour towards young women. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12...
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The mind behind Little Britain and Roald Dahl Redux turns out to be an utter turd of a human being?
You do surprise me*
*You do not. We've known for years.
You do surprise me*
*You do not. We've known for years.
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This does make it sound like tech firms moved to Ireland and immediately fell foul of a Co. Kildare demon-summoning circle. Or possibly joined one.
for some reason my desktop computer's older version of office has a bunch of weird gaps in its spell check. words it doesn't know, which are accepted in later iterations of Word, include: goosebumps, sigil, Maynooth
but at some point after 2010 they learned about goosebumps, sigils, and Maynooth
but at some point after 2010 they learned about goosebumps, sigils, and Maynooth
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This does make it sound like tech firms moved to Ireland and immediately fell foul of a Co. Kildare demon-summoning circle. Or possibly joined one.
for some reason my desktop computer's older version of office has a bunch of weird gaps in its spell check. words it doesn't know, which are accepted in later iterations of Word, include: goosebumps, sigil, Maynooth
but at some point after 2010 they learned about goosebumps, sigils, and Maynooth
but at some point after 2010 they learned about goosebumps, sigils, and Maynooth
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
for some reason my desktop computer's older version of office has a bunch of weird gaps in its spell check. words it doesn't know, which are accepted in later iterations of Word, include: goosebumps, sigil, Maynooth
but at some point after 2010 they learned about goosebumps, sigils, and Maynooth
but at some point after 2010 they learned about goosebumps, sigils, and Maynooth
recently feeling constantly out of the loop in all of my friend groups like i only ever have half the information on anything. "is X doing Y these days?" "they're mostly doing Z ever since they took over A's job!" i did not know they took over A's job 👍
maybe it's cos i stopped checking facebook?
maybe it's cos i stopped checking facebook?
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
recently feeling constantly out of the loop in all of my friend groups like i only ever have half the information on anything. "is X doing Y these days?" "they're mostly doing Z ever since they took over A's job!" i did not know they took over A's job 👍
maybe it's cos i stopped checking facebook?
maybe it's cos i stopped checking facebook?
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bike broke down next to this car earlier which was an extremely specific vibe although not one i can readily identify
February 22, 2024 at 10:03 PM
bike broke down next to this car earlier which was an extremely specific vibe although not one i can readily identify
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bruiden da choca refers to cormac con loinges as the "dalta ochta d'fergus" or the bosom fosterling of fergus but this word for breasts or bosoms seems to overlap with meanings to do with nursing so. fergus mac roich big naturals, maybe
November 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
bruiden da choca refers to cormac con loinges as the "dalta ochta d'fergus" or the bosom fosterling of fergus but this word for breasts or bosoms seems to overlap with meanings to do with nursing so. fergus mac roich big naturals, maybe
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one of my favourite things was when i was on holiday in wales with friends and one of them asked another what the four branches of the mabinogi were. they went "why don't you ask néide?" and first friend replied "okay but. i only want to know a *little* bit about it"
FAIR TBH
FAIR TBH
Don't talk to me on public transport unless you're willing to learn way too much about the Ulster Cycle because I can and will explain my research to you AT LENGTH.
I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.
I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.
April 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
one of my favourite things was when i was on holiday in wales with friends and one of them asked another what the four branches of the mabinogi were. they went "why don't you ask néide?" and first friend replied "okay but. i only want to know a *little* bit about it"
FAIR TBH
FAIR TBH
i don't even call my actual aunts and uncles "aunt" or "uncle" to their face lmao we're a first names only kind of family, and i do distinguish from more distant relations cos i barely know my parents' cousins, but... i am able to grasp the concept that other people do it differently! wild, that!
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i don't even call my actual aunts and uncles "aunt" or "uncle" to their face lmao we're a first names only kind of family, and i do distinguish from more distant relations cos i barely know my parents' cousins, but... i am able to grasp the concept that other people do it differently! wild, that!
i like getting paid to play music but i don't like the part where random people climb onto the stage to sit next to me and talk to me all evening and then try to add me on social media. i am literally working. would you do this to a waiter
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i like getting paid to play music but i don't like the part where random people climb onto the stage to sit next to me and talk to me all evening and then try to add me on social media. i am literally working. would you do this to a waiter
people on bluesky LOVE to reply to your posts with apparent non-sequiturs and you're left frowning at it trying to work out what they misinterpreted that led them to think that was a relevant anecdote to provide
July 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
people on bluesky LOVE to reply to your posts with apparent non-sequiturs and you're left frowning at it trying to work out what they misinterpreted that led them to think that was a relevant anecdote to provide
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messing around in the Scriptorium playtest instead of working on my Bisclavret chapter. surely this counts as scholarship somehow
July 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
messing around in the Scriptorium playtest instead of working on my Bisclavret chapter. surely this counts as scholarship somehow
generally in most life situations i am not a huge fan of hierarchies but frankly i think the class i am currently in could do with a stronger teacher-student hierarchy so the other students stop completely derailing the class and i can actually learn what i'm here to learn
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
generally in most life situations i am not a huge fan of hierarchies but frankly i think the class i am currently in could do with a stronger teacher-student hierarchy so the other students stop completely derailing the class and i can actually learn what i'm here to learn
i feel like the difference between historians on the internet and history enthusiasts on the internet is the latter will present you with Facts They've Learned, As Facts, and the former will give you a lengthy explanation of what people for the last however many years have thought might be the case.
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i feel like the difference between historians on the internet and history enthusiasts on the internet is the latter will present you with Facts They've Learned, As Facts, and the former will give you a lengthy explanation of what people for the last however many years have thought might be the case.
what if. the terrible headache that keeps tipping into migraine territory that i've had for at least two weeks and probably longer. went away
wouldn't that be nice
wouldn't that be nice
June 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
what if. the terrible headache that keeps tipping into migraine territory that i've had for at least two weeks and probably longer. went away
wouldn't that be nice
wouldn't that be nice
if you were considering trains through london today... do not trains
June 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
if you were considering trains through london today... do not trains
trans healthcare is often lifesaving for more reasons than suicidality. for example, my disordered eating basically disappeared overnight after i got top surgery, because it was dysphoria the whole time (lose weight = smaller boobs = pursue indefinitely until it becomes unsafe). this is important!
June 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
trans healthcare is often lifesaving for more reasons than suicidality. for example, my disordered eating basically disappeared overnight after i got top surgery, because it was dysphoria the whole time (lose weight = smaller boobs = pursue indefinitely until it becomes unsafe). this is important!
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i was not designed to be normal about medieval literature, i was designed to write unhinged fanfic about it and when i'm not doing that i am not Fulfilling My Destiny
February 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i was not designed to be normal about medieval literature, i was designed to write unhinged fanfic about it and when i'm not doing that i am not Fulfilling My Destiny
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Normal Greeks: “emergency exit procedure.”
Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”
Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”
June 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Normal Greeks: “emergency exit procedure.”
Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”
Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”
a mildly irritating internet phenomenon is people who have a fairly thorough understanding of particular aspects of history but seemingly no grasp of historiography or the process through which that history has reached current understandings
June 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
a mildly irritating internet phenomenon is people who have a fairly thorough understanding of particular aspects of history but seemingly no grasp of historiography or the process through which that history has reached current understandings
i do not know how i made it through so many years of my life without an air purifier. like i know where i live now is more of a pollen hotspot than some of my past addresses and also that climate change is affecting hayfever but truly how did my immune system not just kill me
June 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i do not know how i made it through so many years of my life without an air purifier. like i know where i live now is more of a pollen hotspot than some of my past addresses and also that climate change is affecting hayfever but truly how did my immune system not just kill me
trying to tidy my house enough that i could feasibly get a cleaner in to do a deep clean for allergy purposes but of course i've done like. two surfaces and then run out of energy and also have a terrible headache and feel super dizzy. i am never getting this flat clean am i
June 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
trying to tidy my house enough that i could feasibly get a cleaner in to do a deep clean for allergy purposes but of course i've done like. two surfaces and then run out of energy and also have a terrible headache and feel super dizzy. i am never getting this flat clean am i
these days i've come to the conclusion that neither gender nor sex (insofar as they are understood to be separate at all) should be regulated by law and there is no actual reason for the government to be involved in either that doesn't represent some form of discrimination or inequality
June 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
these days i've come to the conclusion that neither gender nor sex (insofar as they are understood to be separate at all) should be regulated by law and there is no actual reason for the government to be involved in either that doesn't represent some form of discrimination or inequality
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yeah I guess what I’m saying it, I wouldn’t judge a person based on their art, but I’ll absolutely judge art based on who created it
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
yeah I guess what I’m saying it, I wouldn’t judge a person based on their art, but I’ll absolutely judge art based on who created it