Hieronymous Borscht
@secretlentil.bsky.social
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— i'm helen, an artist who makes clothes — moving slowly and building things — https://secretlentil.com/pages/lentillinks
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Sometimes while I paint I listen to artists pontificating on the rewards and perils of the creative life. Then other times I listen to Behind The Bastards. So anyway, here's this.
secretlentil.com
A fuchsia pink and brown abstract painting on the left, and in a gray box on the right: DON'T BE HENRY KISSINGER and other new paintings
It's a screenshot from my website, secret lentil.
secretlentil.bsky.social
oooh thanks, I need to read this.
Reposted by Hieronymous Borscht
secretlentil.bsky.social
If you want to be ready for the 18th there's probably still time! I myself just googled "adult lobster costume."
themountaingoats.bsky.social
Portland is showing the way. Hail Portland
FOX 12 Oregon facebook post screenshot. Headline reads "Latest Updates: 2 more arrested near Portland ICE facility Saturday." Picture shows people outsid the ICE facility in blow-up costumes, L-R: Squidward, Mr. Potato Head, not sure but it's a diapered person in a trucker hat, Garfield, again not sure, banana, lobster
secretlentil.bsky.social
Only often enough that I truly appreciate it!
secretlentil.bsky.social
My favorite is surprise freezer meals.
secretlentil.bsky.social
Layoff crucial CDC folks on Friday, claim it was a mistake and rehire some on Saturday, blame "Schumer and radical Dems" on Sunday news shows. We see you. 👀
secretlentil.bsky.social
Well now this round of CDC layoffs and immediate recall sure looks like a stunt timed for Sunday news shows. (And their logic makes no sense, of course.) Shameful.
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
i blame male loneliness on the invention of 12-ft skeletons. how are we supposed to compete with that
secretlentil.bsky.social
Sometimes while I paint I listen to artists pontificating on the rewards and perils of the creative life. Then other times I listen to Behind The Bastards. So anyway, here's this.
secretlentil.com
A fuchsia pink and brown abstract painting on the left, and in a gray box on the right: DON'T BE HENRY KISSINGER and other new paintings
It's a screenshot from my website, secret lentil.
secretlentil.bsky.social
Well now this round of CDC layoffs and immediate recall sure looks like a stunt timed for Sunday news shows. (And their logic makes no sense, of course.) Shameful.
secretlentil.bsky.social
Kintsugi is the art of explaining metaphors instead of experiencing them.
secretlentil.bsky.social
I'm sorry. And I promise not to squander my freedom.
secretlentil.bsky.social
I just realized I don't know what C-Suite stands for or what it is and I'm going to try to die without finding out.
secretlentil.bsky.social
Now you're part of our research group! 😉
secretlentil.bsky.social
And by that I meant: I have dipped them in cat food. 😿
secretlentil.bsky.social
👀 oh wow.
rikibeth.bsky.social
I’ve been formulating a theory that the midcentury popularity of diet pills was why nobody even CONSIDERED that adult women might have ADHD
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I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything by AI. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed with AI, or buy anything sold or processed with AI, or process anything sold, bought, or processed by AI, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed by AI.
nparmalee.bsky.social
I don’t want to generate or receive an email, document, manuscript, PowerPoint deck, post it note, grocery list, novel, film, or hit list that has been generated with AI.
resnikoff.bsky.social
I write because I love writing. I love writing even when I'm struggling with a writing problem that is killing me. Finding a way through that problem is both intensely rewarding and also helps me become a better writer. There is no reason for me to ever outsource that.
secretlentil.bsky.social
I'm overdue for the 1 mile trim. I think my braids are OSHA violations at this point.
secretlentil.bsky.social
Same except I do the "never cut my hair because" version.
My hair is currently 9 miles long.
dopeshow.bsky.social
I cut my own hair because:
(a) I am poor
(b) I am cheap
(c) I am antisocial
(d) I don't like people touching me
(e) All the above
secretlentil.bsky.social
Remember when Britney went to hell?
Headline: Britney's Toxic Diet: 'She's LIterally on a Roller Coast to Hell'
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I've found a lot of good new-to-me musicians from searching by label on there.
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Staring at Charles James' muslins is always a worthy way to spend time. I don't need to understand them. They whisper stories to me.
My very rough sketch of a Charles James piece in my notebook, with a pencil, on my little sewing desk, with a mason jar of water next to it. An inset of a photo with the muslin coat on a dress form runs off the right side of the picture.