Sean Haspel
@seanhaspel.bsky.social
New Orleans expat in The Valley. Hook Em.
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Any democrat who doesn’t fully support the dismantling of ICE and the prosecution of its agents shouldn’t bother running for office.
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Any democrat who doesn’t fully support the dismantling of ICE and the prosecution of its agents shouldn’t bother running for office.
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Demario Davis forever
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Demario Davis forever
Record vs. current Top 25 teams:
Miami: 1-0
ND: 1-2
Bama: 2-2
Texas: 3-2
Miami: 1-0
ND: 1-2
Bama: 2-2
Texas: 3-2
SoR
9. BYU
10. Bama
11. Vandy
12. Texas
13. ND
14. Miami
18. JMU
54. Duke
SoS
6. Bama
8. Texas
22. BYU
24. Vandy
44. ND
45. Miami
74. Duke
123. JMU
9. BYU
10. Bama
11. Vandy
12. Texas
13. ND
14. Miami
18. JMU
54. Duke
SoS
6. Bama
8. Texas
22. BYU
24. Vandy
44. ND
45. Miami
74. Duke
123. JMU
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Record vs. current Top 25 teams:
Miami: 1-0
ND: 1-2
Bama: 2-2
Texas: 3-2
Miami: 1-0
ND: 1-2
Bama: 2-2
Texas: 3-2
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BYU isn’t going to the playoff, but Jake Retzlaff is. So who is Gods chosen people now? MY COLUMN:
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
BYU isn’t going to the playoff, but Jake Retzlaff is. So who is Gods chosen people now? MY COLUMN:
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aaaand the Notre Dame-Miami debate begins again.
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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BYU stands for “Bachmeier, whY’d yoU do that?”
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
BYU stands for “Bachmeier, whY’d yoU do that?”
It’s calles the Go Go Offense because he keeps Going to new jobs
Colorado has officially named Brennan Marion the Buffaloes’ new offensive coordinator.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s calles the Go Go Offense because he keeps Going to new jobs
That’s my sister in law’s brother! And also hell yeah.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That’s my sister in law’s brother! And also hell yeah.
(to the tune of “Chocolate Rain”)
Aftyn Behn
Aftyn Behn
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
(to the tune of “Chocolate Rain”)
Aftyn Behn
Aftyn Behn
And Bama lost to the FSU team that Florida beat by 3 TD’s and the OU team at home that Texas beat by 17, so if Bama takes its 3rd loss, what makes them more deserving than Texas?
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek on Texas being on the wrong side of the bubble: "It's not that Texas lost to Ohio State — it is that Texas lost to Florida that's holding them back."
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
And Bama lost to the FSU team that Florida beat by 3 TD’s and the OU team at home that Texas beat by 17, so if Bama takes its 3rd loss, what makes them more deserving than Texas?
John Mateer STINKS. Anyone who floated his Heisman candidacy or NFL potential should walk into a lake.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
John Mateer STINKS. Anyone who floated his Heisman candidacy or NFL potential should walk into a lake.
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The Aggies Corps is going to be so sad when they go back to their ICE training class on Monday morning
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Aggies Corps is going to be so sad when they go back to their ICE training class on Monday morning
“Furk!” Poooooor Aggieessss
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Furk!” Poooooor Aggieessss
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Poooooooooooooooooooor Aggggieees🤘🤘🤘
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Poooooooooooooooooooor Aggggieees🤘🤘🤘
More like Marcel Can’t Reed A Defense
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
More like Marcel Can’t Reed A Defense
I’m walking around this week, looking for random collies and flipping them over
Don’t forget to turn your Texas Milk horns down this week.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m walking around this week, looking for random collies and flipping them over
F&M’s said:
fuck grits
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
F&M’s said:
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“The Saints were very nasty in terms of bounty and with regards to injuries, and so I had these big strong football players come up to me, real tough guys, tears in their eyes and they said Mr. Trump, sir we have to do something about these ILLEGAL Bounties”
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“The Saints were very nasty in terms of bounty and with regards to injuries, and so I had these big strong football players come up to me, real tough guys, tears in their eyes and they said Mr. Trump, sir we have to do something about these ILLEGAL Bounties”
Saints - W1
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Current streaks
Wins:
Patriots - W7
Broncos - W7
Seahawks - W4
Rams - W4
Ravens - W3
Chargers - W3
Losses:
Commanders - L5
Titans - L4
Falcons - L4
Giants - L4
Raiders - L3
Wins:
Patriots - W7
Broncos - W7
Seahawks - W4
Rams - W4
Ravens - W3
Chargers - W3
Losses:
Commanders - L5
Titans - L4
Falcons - L4
Giants - L4
Raiders - L3
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Saints - W1
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My congresswoman ❤️
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My congresswoman ❤️
Saints need one of these teams to fall in love with one of the 2026 QBs and trade down.
Teams with multiple first-round picks in the 2026 NFL Draft:
Jets (NYJ, IND)
Browns (CLE, JAX)
Rams (LAR, ATL)
Cowboys (DAL, GB)
Jets (NYJ, IND)
Browns (CLE, JAX)
Rams (LAR, ATL)
Cowboys (DAL, GB)
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Saints need one of these teams to fall in love with one of the 2026 QBs and trade down.