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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · May 14

I've seen some under oak trees here in florida, but I'm in an urban area where hurricanes have flooded the area with god-only-knows-what chemicals and heavy metals so I pass. I just show them to my goddaughter and she makes "eeeww" sounds. But she loves looking at them. Great find!

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · May 14

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Anybody got any idea about this one? The distinctive spikes on the edges made me think I could ID it pretty quick, but nope. I'm not interested in eating it, just curious bc I haven't seen one around before here in Central Florida. I'm not the most observant though.

Picture of a small mushroom growing out of a wood plank. It's a small brown mushroom with distinctive spikes around the edge.

Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Apr 29

Trump wants to put all the Tariff money into the Sovereign wealth fund. The government collects taxes and then they give it to Elon Musk to go to Mars or whatever, bypassing accountability. It's a definite wealth transfer. The tax cuts will still be financed by debt.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Apr 29

Just In Time has been the goal forever. Now they say it's different.

Glad it's not the administrations fault. It never seems to be their fault

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 26

I need to line up all the boosters I'm going to need for the next few years.

I'm not getting shingles to make RFK feel good about himself.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 17

An example is the china initiative in the late 50's that caused 10M starvation deaths. It was called "The Great Leap Forward"

This fuckery will directly effect all of us,and possibly in ways we can't see right now. I can see small farmers trashed & profiteering from industrial ag causing shortages

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 17

TIL: there is a thing called the Chesterton Fence Principal - you should never take down a fence, change a rule, or change a tradition without knowing why it's there in the first place.

I feel like it applies here.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 11

Well with Elon Musk suing advertisers for not giving him money after he told them to go fuck themselves, this isn't really actually surprising.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 11

If we can bankrupt tesla, all these idiots that are sucking on elon's toes will suddenly disappear.

Destroy the money, destroy the oligarchy 🔥

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 10

$757,000,000,000 market cap loss from the high 🤣

The shareholder lawsuits are going to be huge

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 9

Ok, this doesn't look very interesting. We don't really go around thinking about knots in our daily lives, but they have cataloged over 352 million different knots. This tells me it has to be a bigger and more important Thing than I realize.

I'm going to watch it

youtu.be/8DBhTXM_Br4?...

The Insane Math Of Knot Theory

YouTube video by Veritasium

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 9

I've got a fundraiser idea for you guys

Little lawn gnomes that you can put in your front yard that look like Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump that dogs walk by and pee on

I'm not even smart enough to figure out how to make money on it. Make them cheap so we can put them in parks

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 7

I wish I had a bar of xanax so I could forget about that again. Can't remember what I used last time.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 7

OMG 😲. I can't imagine...

Poor bastard is not allowed to be in a relationship. What else is he going to do?

There's plenty of other stuff to be upset about.

Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 6

I know a lot of people probably don't know about this, Trump pulled this tariff gag back in the 80s and 90s. I think it's amazing that anyone believes anything he ever says. He's always been a poser. He's always been a scam. He's always been a loser.

www.flyertalk.com/articles/the...

That Time Donald Trump Faked a Hostile Bid for United Airlines

In its analysis of nearly a decade of Donald Trump’s tax information obtained by the New York Times, the Gray Lady highlighted a surprising tactic the real estate magnate used to turn speculation over...

www.flyertalk.com

Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 6

Next year they all plan on dropping their pencil at the same time

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 6

I just made a mean chili colorado and it kicks ASS.

While I was doing that my daughter was making some blackened chicken

My house smells like burnt butter and spices with a good meaty earthy smell behind it

Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 6

Honestly I think it's more about religion than age.

It's not exactly difficult to scare those folks. BOOO I'M THE DEVIL! is enough to throw them into a seizure.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 5

Idk why x'ers are so pissed. It seems like most missed out on pensions and many had no option for 401k or didn't contribute. A lot of people my age have nothing in retirement at all and they're starting to see the cliff. A lot probably pissed off about it, so burn it all down so nobody has anything

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 5

No, if they voted trump it's because they are just ignorant assholes that didn't learn any critical thinking skills. Or they are hateful bastards.

Blaming it on feeling butthurt because their lives didn't turn out like they thought it would is just excuse. Fuck em.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · Mar 5

A corn curl held between thumb and forefinger has several needles poking from it.
Caption: I'm not a big believer in voodoo, but I figured, what the heck, it can't hurt...

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swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social · Mar 4

In other news, Taco Bell is offering wedding packages on the Las Vegas Strip for “only” $777.

(Chalupas are extra.)

cc: @kathleenmadigan.bsky.social

You get Taco Bell swag, and a Cinnabun Cake.

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 4

My wife said something about doing something special for our 25th...I'm thinking she will hate this idea. But maybe I can get credit for thinking about it at least

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 4

Wellll....there's a problem. He just discovered the word "groceries" and found it a strange word because he hasn't ever used it before. Groceries.

I'm just saying that it's a capacity thing. I think he understands what he's saying, but he actually doesn't understand. 8 neurons can only do so much

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social · Mar 3

I want to help fill the void. Here is a dragon fruit flower and a cat.

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