Scott Ahler
@scotchsailor.bsky.social
Middle-aged skater and graphic designer.
One more TED talk oughta do it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
One more TED talk oughta do it.
This, canonically, seems exactly like something Satan would do to test your faith.
NEW: Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s top donor and one of Silicon Valley’s most powerful men, recently called Pope Leo XIV a tool of the Antichrist — and directly told the vice president not to listen to him.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This, canonically, seems exactly like something Satan would do to test your faith.
Alt timeline ‘Bawitaba’:
“My name is Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill,
Will Smith!”
“My name is Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill,
Will Smith!”
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Alt timeline ‘Bawitaba’:
“My name is Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill,
Will Smith!”
“My name is Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill,
Will Smith!”
I counted 16 board breaks in the intro to the video I put out in 2009. I think I’ve seen one broken board in the last three years.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I counted 16 board breaks in the intro to the video I put out in 2009. I think I’ve seen one broken board in the last three years.
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This is how much fun it is when only a little part of him dies. I don’t think we are ready for the big show
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is how much fun it is when only a little part of him dies. I don’t think we are ready for the big show
We’re talking Spanish giallo, filmed in France, dubbed in English over here!
This week we discover Nasty Paul Naschy in the Spanish giallo BLUE EYES FOR THE BROKEN DOLL (1973) with @scotchsailor.bsky.social!
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That: Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll (1973) feat. @Scotch_Sailor
Video Nasties? More like Video Naschy's because this week we're finally getting to know Spanish horror icon Paul Naschy, in the Giallo-esque BLUE EYES OF THE BROKEN DOLL (1973)! Joining us to talk abo...
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November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We’re talking Spanish giallo, filmed in France, dubbed in English over here!
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and on the BONUS @scotchsailor.bsky.social returns as we try to forget the eldritch horror of Hugh Grant trying out a mob accent in MICKEY BLUE EYES (1999)
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BONUS: Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) feat. @Scotch_Sailor | I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That
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November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
and on the BONUS @scotchsailor.bsky.social returns as we try to forget the eldritch horror of Hugh Grant trying out a mob accent in MICKEY BLUE EYES (1999)
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I didn’t realize Frankenstein (novel) was mostly two incels beefing like, “no, *I* hold the greatest sorrow in the world bro”
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I didn’t realize Frankenstein (novel) was mostly two incels beefing like, “no, *I* hold the greatest sorrow in the world bro”
Me in hell: “WHERE IS DICK CHE….oh. There he is…seated right on the throne, huh?”
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me in hell: “WHERE IS DICK CHE….oh. There he is…seated right on the throne, huh?”
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Halloween with @itsdiane.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Halloween with @itsdiane.bsky.social
Putting “FREE FIREWOOD” on Marketplace with a photo and location as I leave town, and still getting 30 messages going, “is this available?” Motherfucker, GO GET IT
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Putting “FREE FIREWOOD” on Marketplace with a photo and location as I leave town, and still getting 30 messages going, “is this available?” Motherfucker, GO GET IT
I figured out what irks me about “science is real”, and it’s that you never have to say that about a real thing.
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I figured out what irks me about “science is real”, and it’s that you never have to say that about a real thing.
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SCOTUS is set to gut the voting rights act, and the GOP effectively purchased the voting machines. If everything happening is leaving you confused (why they do ____ to the ____??) , it’s because they’re never planning on leaving office.
October 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
SCOTUS is set to gut the voting rights act, and the GOP effectively purchased the voting machines. If everything happening is leaving you confused (why they do ____ to the ____??) , it’s because they’re never planning on leaving office.
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X-Files s2e14 ““Die Hand Die Verletzt” Easy to write it off for the silliness, but there’s a lot going on. Genuinely spooky for what it *doesn’t* show, top 10 cold open, slyly comments on Christianity with all the parallels to the satanic cult, and do Mulder & Scully LIVE at the school for a week?
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
X-Files s2e14 ““Die Hand Die Verletzt” Easy to write it off for the silliness, but there’s a lot going on. Genuinely spooky for what it *doesn’t* show, top 10 cold open, slyly comments on Christianity with all the parallels to the satanic cult, and do Mulder & Scully LIVE at the school for a week?
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It takes no special technical expertise to know that
1) AI's main value proposition today is automating labor,
2) AI is going to supercharge economic inequality, and
3) If we do not get out in front of that policy-wise, we are fools.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-o...
1) AI's main value proposition today is automating labor,
2) AI is going to supercharge economic inequality, and
3) If we do not get out in front of that policy-wise, we are fools.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-o...
Thinking of AI as a Social Problem
No need to know the unknowable. The knowable is bad enough.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It takes no special technical expertise to know that
1) AI's main value proposition today is automating labor,
2) AI is going to supercharge economic inequality, and
3) If we do not get out in front of that policy-wise, we are fools.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-o...
1) AI's main value proposition today is automating labor,
2) AI is going to supercharge economic inequality, and
3) If we do not get out in front of that policy-wise, we are fools.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-o...
Real question—how? How will this functionally happen? Could we just produce this amount of power any time we wanted?
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OpenAI's New Data Centers Will Draw More Power Than the Entirety of New York City, Sam Altman Says
OpenAI's planned AI data center projects would consume as much as the entire city of New York City and San Diego combined.
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October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Real question—how? How will this functionally happen? Could we just produce this amount of power any time we wanted?
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Never once thought about the etymology behind the word “window” until someone said “you can really see the wind through this”, and now I can’t get it out of my head how dumb it is.
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Never once thought about the etymology behind the word “window” until someone said “you can really see the wind through this”, and now I can’t get it out of my head how dumb it is.
Just finished. Banger.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just finished. Banger.
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The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.
Congrats to @itsdiane.bsky.social for starting her new job this week!! 🎉
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Congrats to @itsdiane.bsky.social for starting her new job this week!! 🎉