Simon Jessey
@scjessey.bsky.social
🏴 Englishman (living in the USA 🇺🇲)
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
🏈 It's DECEMBER, and the #Eagles have been unable to put together a single complete game this season. Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley are both below par, and this is being magnified by a banged up offensive line and some inexplicable play calling.
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
🏈 It's DECEMBER, and the #Eagles have been unable to put together a single complete game this season. Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley are both below par, and this is being magnified by a banged up offensive line and some inexplicable play calling.
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa! 🤣
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa! 🤣
Thanks to the activism of the Roberts court, the Supreme Court has given the current and future presidents EXTRAORDINARY powers never before conceived by the Founding Fathers. Let us hope that a Democratic president will wield those powers to undo all the awful things the current president has done.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thanks to the activism of the Roberts court, the Supreme Court has given the current and future presidents EXTRAORDINARY powers never before conceived by the Founding Fathers. Let us hope that a Democratic president will wield those powers to undo all the awful things the current president has done.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode*: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode*: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
🏈 Weird stat: of the five games the Philadelphia #Eagles have left to play in the regular season, three of them are against teams already eliminated from the playoffs.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
🏈 Weird stat: of the five games the Philadelphia #Eagles have left to play in the regular season, three of them are against teams already eliminated from the playoffs.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
🏏 All we need to do is win three Test matches in a row and everything will be okay.
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
🏏 All we need to do is win three Test matches in a row and everything will be okay.
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
All these creepy hands grabbing a lumpy, golden Earth by the pussy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All these creepy hands grabbing a lumpy, golden Earth by the pussy.
⚽ Oh, for fuck's sake, Biss. We can't afford for players to get themselves suspended for boneheaded shit like this.
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
Spurs' Yves Bissouma faces axe after he's filmed inhaling laughing gas AGAIN
SPURS ace Yves Bissouma is facing the axe after he was filmed inhaling laughing gas — a year after being suspended for the same thing. The Premier League side last night confirmed they had launched…
www.thesun.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
⚽ Oh, for fuck's sake, Biss. We can't afford for players to get themselves suspended for boneheaded shit like this.
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
New avatar just dropped.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
New avatar just dropped.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Imagine creating a fake international peace prize just so you can suck up to a guy currently waging a domestic war on foreigners while also murdering foreign nationals in international waters.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Imagine creating a fake international peace prize just so you can suck up to a guy currently waging a domestic war on foreigners while also murdering foreign nationals in international waters.
For some reason this evokes a memory of Preserved Killick toasting cheese for "Lucky" Jack Aubrey and Steven Maturin.
Did the food replicator on the Enterprise really work or was it secretly a bunch of ensigns inside the bulkhead doing their best with a teapot and a little range?
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
For some reason this evokes a memory of Preserved Killick toasting cheese for "Lucky" Jack Aubrey and Steven Maturin.
The conservatives on SCOTUS are apparently totally cool with racist redistricting. Even the black guy on the Supreme Court is fine with black votes being devalued.
www.scotusblog.com/2025/12/supr...
www.scotusblog.com/2025/12/supr...
Supreme Court allows Texas to use redistricting map challenged as racially discriminatory
The Supreme Court on Thursday gave the green light to Texas’ efforts to be able to use a new congressional map favorable to Republicans in the 2026 elections despite a […]
www.scotusblog.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The conservatives on SCOTUS are apparently totally cool with racist redistricting. Even the black guy on the Supreme Court is fine with black votes being devalued.
www.scotusblog.com/2025/12/supr...
www.scotusblog.com/2025/12/supr...
Let's also bring back leaded gasoline, and maybe starter handles, and that guy who walked in front of the car with a red flag. Let's also figure out how we can make Cool Whip out of crude oil, although it'll have to have at least 15% ethanol because Iowa.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Let's also bring back leaded gasoline, and maybe starter handles, and that guy who walked in front of the car with a red flag. Let's also figure out how we can make Cool Whip out of crude oil, although it'll have to have at least 15% ethanol because Iowa.
"Your package is delayed because of a delay in transit."
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"Your package is delayed because of a delay in transit."
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
Hopefully, this fucking guy will breathe air directly from his limo's tail pipe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump says he will repeal Biden-era fuel efficiency standards for cars and trucks
Move marks president’s latest effort to dismantle pollution regulations and support for cleaner-running vehicles
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hopefully, this fucking guy will breathe air directly from his limo's tail pipe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
🏈 Announcing my availability for the head coach job at Penn State. I know fuck all about coaching but I like watching the game on TV and I like the idea of being paid a boatload of money.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🏈 Announcing my availability for the head coach job at Penn State. I know fuck all about coaching but I like watching the game on TV and I like the idea of being paid a boatload of money.