Simon Jessey
@scjessey.bsky.social
🏴 Englishman (living in the USA 🇺🇲)
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
So FONTS are woke now? For fuck's sake.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So FONTS are woke now? For fuck's sake.
Also, what's with the Zeppelin?
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Also, what's with the Zeppelin?
⚽ Hahahahaha Atalanta beat Chelsea.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
⚽ Hahahahaha Atalanta beat Chelsea.
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CZECH THIS OUT, Slavia Prague bigots. In your face.
CZECH THIS OUT, Slavia Prague bigots. In your face.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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CZECH THIS OUT, Slavia Prague bigots. In your face.
CZECH THIS OUT, Slavia Prague bigots. In your face.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚽ I'm angry with Tottenham Hotspur for caving into this bullshit. If there are genuine security concerns, surround the Slavia Prague fans with police wearing body cameras and carrying guns.
Hopefully, #Spurs fans will wear any Pride gear they have and cancel out this shameful kowtow.
#COYS #THFC
Hopefully, #Spurs fans will wear any Pride gear they have and cancel out this shameful kowtow.
#COYS #THFC
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚽ I'm angry with Tottenham Hotspur for caving into this bullshit. If there are genuine security concerns, surround the Slavia Prague fans with police wearing body cameras and carrying guns.
Hopefully, #Spurs fans will wear any Pride gear they have and cancel out this shameful kowtow.
#COYS #THFC
Hopefully, #Spurs fans will wear any Pride gear they have and cancel out this shameful kowtow.
#COYS #THFC
🏈 It's DECEMBER, and the #Eagles have been unable to put together a single complete game this season. Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley are both below par, and this is being magnified by a banged up offensive line and some inexplicable play calling.
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
🏈 It's DECEMBER, and the #Eagles have been unable to put together a single complete game this season. Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley are both below par, and this is being magnified by a banged up offensive line and some inexplicable play calling.
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Today was HARD to watch.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa! 🤣
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa! 🤣
Thanks to the activism of the Roberts court, the Supreme Court has given the current and future presidents EXTRAORDINARY powers never before conceived by the Founding Fathers. Let us hope that a Democratic president will wield those powers to undo all the awful things the current president has done.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thanks to the activism of the Roberts court, the Supreme Court has given the current and future presidents EXTRAORDINARY powers never before conceived by the Founding Fathers. Let us hope that a Democratic president will wield those powers to undo all the awful things the current president has done.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode*: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode*: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
🏈 Weird stat: of the five games the Philadelphia #Eagles have left to play in the regular season, three of them are against teams already eliminated from the playoffs.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
🏈 Weird stat: of the five games the Philadelphia #Eagles have left to play in the regular season, three of them are against teams already eliminated from the playoffs.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
🏏 All we need to do is win three Test matches in a row and everything will be okay.
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
🏏 All we need to do is win three Test matches in a row and everything will be okay.
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
#EnglandCricket #TheAshes
All these creepy hands grabbing a lumpy, golden Earth by the pussy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All these creepy hands grabbing a lumpy, golden Earth by the pussy.
⚽ Oh, for fuck's sake, Biss. We can't afford for players to get themselves suspended for boneheaded shit like this.
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
Spurs' Yves Bissouma faces axe after he's filmed inhaling laughing gas AGAIN
SPURS ace Yves Bissouma is facing the axe after he was filmed inhaling laughing gas — a year after being suspended for the same thing. The Premier League side last night confirmed they had launched…
www.thesun.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
⚽ Oh, for fuck's sake, Biss. We can't afford for players to get themselves suspended for boneheaded shit like this.
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...
#COYS #THFC #Spurs
www.thesun.co.uk/sport/375550...