Simon Jessey
@scjessey.bsky.social
🏴 Englishman (living in the USA 🇺🇲)
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
I named my fists Nicolaus and Copernicus, because I need to remember not everything revolves around me.
I named my fists Phobos and Deimos, because MARS ATTACKS! ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK*
*each "Ack" is a punch
*each "Ack" is a punch
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I named my fists Nicolaus and Copernicus, because I need to remember not everything revolves around me.
What the fuck is this white powdery shit?
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What the fuck is this white powdery shit?
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What the fuck is THIS shit? How is this not a MASSIVE violation of the Hatch Act.
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
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November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What the fuck is THIS shit? How is this not a MASSIVE violation of the Hatch Act.
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
Pro tip: it is MUCH easier to make Yorkshire puddings in one of these disposable muffin tins. They require less oil and the puddings pop right out without sticking. I've done it a few times now and they are perfect. The proof is in the puddings!
amzn.to/4otopMP
amzn.to/4otopMP
Waytiffer (10pack Muffin Pan 6-Cup Cupcake Aluminum Pans Favorite Muffin Tin Size for Baking Cupcakes Muffins and Mini Pies - Standard Size
amzn.to
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Pro tip: it is MUCH easier to make Yorkshire puddings in one of these disposable muffin tins. They require less oil and the puddings pop right out without sticking. I've done it a few times now and they are perfect. The proof is in the puddings!
amzn.to/4otopMP
amzn.to/4otopMP
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Later: Trump announces posthumous pardon for Adolf Hitler, citing "his extraordinary work creating an economic boom that brought his country out of the Great Depression," adding "he was really popular, very big ratings," before falling asleep at the Resolute desk.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Later: Trump announces posthumous pardon for Adolf Hitler, citing "his extraordinary work creating an economic boom that brought his country out of the Great Depression," adding "he was really popular, very big ratings," before falling asleep at the Resolute desk.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Straight up murder of defenseless people.
“.. As the smoke cleared, they got a jolt: Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck.
“The Special Operations commander .. ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions .. The two men were blown apart ..”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“The Special Operations commander .. ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions .. The two men were blown apart ..”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Straight up murder of defenseless people.
Once again, I cannot put my recycling out for collection because of gale force wind. Some of my stupid neighbors have done so, and so there's plastic and cardboard blowing all over my development.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Once again, I cannot put my recycling out for collection because of gale force wind. Some of my stupid neighbors have done so, and so there's plastic and cardboard blowing all over my development.
How the fuck did I gain THREE pounds in one day?
[empties dishwasher for third time]
[empties dishwasher for third time]
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How the fuck did I gain THREE pounds in one day?
[empties dishwasher for third time]
[empties dishwasher for third time]
Trump wants to "end all federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens." That's a direct threat to the almost 13 million Legal Permanent Residents (green card holders) living in America.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump says he will ‘permanently pause’ migration from ‘third world countries’ after national guard shooting
In a social media post sent late on Thanksgiving, US president said he would ‘end all federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens’ following Washington DC shooting
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Trump wants to "end all federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens." That's a direct threat to the almost 13 million Legal Permanent Residents (green card holders) living in America.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Many calories were consumed to mark this day.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Many calories were consumed to mark this day.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Pink Floyd (Delicate Sound of Thunder)
Jean Michel Jarre (Revolutions)
Pink Floyd (Pulse)
The Violent Femmes
Jeff Lynne's ELO
Pink Floyd (Delicate Sound of Thunder)
Jean Michel Jarre (Revolutions)
Pink Floyd (Pulse)
The Violent Femmes
Jeff Lynne's ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
The Rolling Stones
The Boss
Alter Bridge
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
The Rolling Stones
The Boss
Alter Bridge
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Rolling Stones
Bruce Springsteen
Kasabian
Prince
The Cure
Rolling Stones
Bruce Springsteen
Kasabian
Prince
The Cure
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Pink Floyd (Delicate Sound of Thunder)
Jean Michel Jarre (Revolutions)
Pink Floyd (Pulse)
The Violent Femmes
Jeff Lynne's ELO
Pink Floyd (Delicate Sound of Thunder)
Jean Michel Jarre (Revolutions)
Pink Floyd (Pulse)
The Violent Femmes
Jeff Lynne's ELO
I'm not sure if the delicious Thanksgiving food is worth all the extreme back pain I get from making it. 🫤
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm not sure if the delicious Thanksgiving food is worth all the extreme back pain I get from making it. 🫤
🏈 Hahahahaha I completely forgot the evening game between the Bengals and the Ravens, but that's okay because neither team matters.
I probably hate the Bengals more because they don't know how to pronounce Bengal properly. It should be ben-GAWL.
I probably hate the Bengals more because they don't know how to pronounce Bengal properly. It should be ben-GAWL.
🏈 I want all four #NFL teams playing today to lose. Two ties, please!
Ranking:
1. Cowboys - MOST HATED
2. Chiefs - serious hate
3. Lions - standard hate
4. Packers - standard hate
Packers are the least hated on this list because Wisconsin had 0.1% less people voting for Trump.
Ranking:
1. Cowboys - MOST HATED
2. Chiefs - serious hate
3. Lions - standard hate
4. Packers - standard hate
Packers are the least hated on this list because Wisconsin had 0.1% less people voting for Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
🏈 Hahahahaha I completely forgot the evening game between the Bengals and the Ravens, but that's okay because neither team matters.
I probably hate the Bengals more because they don't know how to pronounce Bengal properly. It should be ben-GAWL.
I probably hate the Bengals more because they don't know how to pronounce Bengal properly. It should be ben-GAWL.
🏈 I want all four #NFL teams playing today to lose. Two ties, please!
Ranking:
1. Cowboys - MOST HATED
2. Chiefs - serious hate
3. Lions - standard hate
4. Packers - standard hate
Packers are the least hated on this list because Wisconsin had 0.1% less people voting for Trump.
Ranking:
1. Cowboys - MOST HATED
2. Chiefs - serious hate
3. Lions - standard hate
4. Packers - standard hate
Packers are the least hated on this list because Wisconsin had 0.1% less people voting for Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🏈 I want all four #NFL teams playing today to lose. Two ties, please!
Ranking:
1. Cowboys - MOST HATED
2. Chiefs - serious hate
3. Lions - standard hate
4. Packers - standard hate
Packers are the least hated on this list because Wisconsin had 0.1% less people voting for Trump.
Ranking:
1. Cowboys - MOST HATED
2. Chiefs - serious hate
3. Lions - standard hate
4. Packers - standard hate
Packers are the least hated on this list because Wisconsin had 0.1% less people voting for Trump.
Is there a better Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade joke? Probably not.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is there a better Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade joke? Probably not.
Fuck flying cars. I want a robot that can peel my potatoes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fuck flying cars. I want a robot that can peel my potatoes.
Me:
"THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
Me, moments later:
"That bed still looks comfy though..."
"THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
Me, moments later:
"That bed still looks comfy though..."
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me:
"THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
Me, moments later:
"That bed still looks comfy though..."
"THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
Me, moments later:
"That bed still looks comfy though..."