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Precisely….
How to tell if you've fallen for propaganda: you think the richest country in the world can't afford universal healthcare, but many other countries can.
How to tell if you've fallen for propaganda: you think the richest country in the world can't afford universal healthcare, but many other countries can.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Precisely….
How to tell if you've fallen for propaganda: you think the richest country in the world can't afford universal healthcare, but many other countries can.
How to tell if you've fallen for propaganda: you think the richest country in the world can't afford universal healthcare, but many other countries can.
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At this point, it would be easier to ask Mike Johnson what HAS he heard about? 😒
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
At this point, it would be easier to ask Mike Johnson what HAS he heard about? 😒
Morning everybody 🍵
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Morning everybody 🍵
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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I would like to send my deepest condolences to the _________________ community. Gun violence has no place in our country. Something must be done about these acts of violence. I pray for all those affected by this horrific act.
Your elected representative
Your elected representative
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I would like to send my deepest condolences to the _________________ community. Gun violence has no place in our country. Something must be done about these acts of violence. I pray for all those affected by this horrific act.
Your elected representative
Your elected representative
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#GVerse After #Shit4Brains signed a fake pardon to demand Tina Peters, a 2020 election denier who breached voting machine security, be released from her STATE convictions-
Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser says the state will absolutely not release her.
Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser says the state will absolutely not release her.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
#GVerse After #Shit4Brains signed a fake pardon to demand Tina Peters, a 2020 election denier who breached voting machine security, be released from her STATE convictions-
Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser says the state will absolutely not release her.
Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser says the state will absolutely not release her.
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week:
🗝️ Fed Rate Cut: Key Takeaways for Today’s Buyers
🥳 The Only Party Planner You’ll Ever Need
💵 Small Aesthetic Upgrades Paying Off BIG for Sellers
☯️ Record De-listings + Lower Rates = A “Mixed Market”
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🗝️ Fed Rate Cut: Key Takeaways for Today’s Buyers
🥳 The Only Party Planner You’ll Ever Need
💵 Small Aesthetic Upgrades Paying Off BIG for Sellers
☯️ Record De-listings + Lower Rates = A “Mixed Market”
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Hot Topix in Real Estate | Denver Metro Area 📆 12.12.25
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week: Fed Rate Cut: Key Takeaways for Today’s Buyers • The Only Party Planning Checklist You’ll Ever Need • Small Aesthetic Upgrades Paying Off BIG for Denver's Sellers Today ...
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December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week:
🗝️ Fed Rate Cut: Key Takeaways for Today’s Buyers
🥳 The Only Party Planner You’ll Ever Need
💵 Small Aesthetic Upgrades Paying Off BIG for Sellers
☯️ Record De-listings + Lower Rates = A “Mixed Market”
💁🏼♀️ Q? Call me! [email protected]
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🗝️ Fed Rate Cut: Key Takeaways for Today’s Buyers
🥳 The Only Party Planner You’ll Ever Need
💵 Small Aesthetic Upgrades Paying Off BIG for Sellers
☯️ Record De-listings + Lower Rates = A “Mixed Market”
💁🏼♀️ Q? Call me! [email protected]
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Sunset tonight in Wasatch Mountains.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sunset tonight in Wasatch Mountains.
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Donald Trump sees loyalty to anything but himself as the greatest sin you can commit.
Well, my loyalty is to the Constitution, not to Donald Trump. I won’t back down from it.
Well, my loyalty is to the Constitution, not to Donald Trump. I won’t back down from it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Donald Trump sees loyalty to anything but himself as the greatest sin you can commit.
Well, my loyalty is to the Constitution, not to Donald Trump. I won’t back down from it.
Well, my loyalty is to the Constitution, not to Donald Trump. I won’t back down from it.
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Maralago face is a loyalty test so deranged it shows you people will literally make themselves look like scary clowns to fit in.
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Maralago face is a loyalty test so deranged it shows you people will literally make themselves look like scary clowns to fit in.
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Straight up FACTS 🎯
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Straight up FACTS 🎯
Good job, America, good job 🦐🏅🌮
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Good job, America, good job 🦐🏅🌮
Weekly World News, FTW, ah-gain.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Weekly World News, FTW, ah-gain.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
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Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
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Good Morning Everyone 😊☕🌤️ TGIF
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Good Morning Everyone 😊☕🌤️ TGIF
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😵💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if Home "Bones" Are Good w/o an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wreck Your Home 🫸🏼 Rates Expected To Hold Despite Fed Cut on Horizon
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😵💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if Home "Bones" Are Good w/o an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wreck Your Home 🫸🏼 Rates Expected To Hold Despite Fed Cut on Horizon
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Hot Topix in Real Estate | Denver Metro Area 📆 12.5.25
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week: 😵💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if House "Bones" Are Good Without an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wre...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week:
😵💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if Home "Bones" Are Good w/o an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wreck Your Home 🫸🏼 Rates Expected To Hold Despite Fed Cut on Horizon
Qs? Call me!
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😵💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if Home "Bones" Are Good w/o an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wreck Your Home 🫸🏼 Rates Expected To Hold Despite Fed Cut on Horizon
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Well, if I'm going to be force fed this AI shit I'm putting it to good use. Kanpai, everybody 🍣🍻🐾
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well, if I'm going to be force fed this AI shit I'm putting it to good use. Kanpai, everybody 🍣🍻🐾
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
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Here's Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the U.S. military “won’t follow unlawful orders" from a President.
What changed, Pete?
Our Secretary of Defense is an unqualified and unserious person.
What changed, Pete?
Our Secretary of Defense is an unqualified and unserious person.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Here's Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the U.S. military “won’t follow unlawful orders" from a President.
What changed, Pete?
Our Secretary of Defense is an unqualified and unserious person.
What changed, Pete?
Our Secretary of Defense is an unqualified and unserious person.
Hey #Denver, everything sucks and 2025 is a complete dumpster fire, but it's the first official snow day and light of this auspicious occasion Good Times is giving away jalapeno poppers for the next 48H. Thought you'd all like to know. 🌶️🍔🍟 As you were 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey #Denver, everything sucks and 2025 is a complete dumpster fire, but it's the first official snow day and light of this auspicious occasion Good Times is giving away jalapeno poppers for the next 48H. Thought you'd all like to know. 🌶️🍔🍟 As you were 🫡
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"There is something magical about the way a sunset can make us feel at peace, grateful, and alive all at once."
Morgan Harper Nichols
#Photography #Sunset #Harbor #NewEngland #EastCoastKin
#Coastal #NewEngland
Morgan Harper Nichols
#Photography #Sunset #Harbor #NewEngland #EastCoastKin
#Coastal #NewEngland
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"There is something magical about the way a sunset can make us feel at peace, grateful, and alive all at once."
Morgan Harper Nichols
#Photography #Sunset #Harbor #NewEngland #EastCoastKin
#Coastal #NewEngland
Morgan Harper Nichols
#Photography #Sunset #Harbor #NewEngland #EastCoastKin
#Coastal #NewEngland
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Stormy beach days are the best!
Hope that everyone has a wonderful day
Nature photo day 323
#nature #photography #eastcoastkin #peace #rockintuesday #tidesouttuesday #landscape #scape #pnw #clouds #photographersofbluesky
Hope that everyone has a wonderful day
Nature photo day 323
#nature #photography #eastcoastkin #peace #rockintuesday #tidesouttuesday #landscape #scape #pnw #clouds #photographersofbluesky
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Stormy beach days are the best!
Hope that everyone has a wonderful day
Nature photo day 323
#nature #photography #eastcoastkin #peace #rockintuesday #tidesouttuesday #landscape #scape #pnw #clouds #photographersofbluesky
Hope that everyone has a wonderful day
Nature photo day 323
#nature #photography #eastcoastkin #peace #rockintuesday #tidesouttuesday #landscape #scape #pnw #clouds #photographersofbluesky
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Two scenes by Richard Scarry to
gladden the hearts of all introverts 🙂
gladden the hearts of all introverts 🙂
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Two scenes by Richard Scarry to
gladden the hearts of all introverts 🙂
gladden the hearts of all introverts 🙂