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              The Onion
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              · Jan 5
        
        
        
            Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating
            CHARLESTON, SC—Remarking that the unexpected moment of solitude was “good enough for him,” local man Alan Stambaugh told reporters Thursday that eating lunch without headphones counted as mediating. “...
          
            
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              John
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              · Dec 28
        
        
      
    
        
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