Schmae
@schmae212.bsky.social
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
schmae212.bsky.social
:3 oh this looks fantastic!
schmae212.bsky.social
Anything to see Sanji beefing with Patty and Carne and I’m sold tbh. Underrated side characters.
schmae212.bsky.social
Sounds about right tbh
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hyraxbooks.bsky.social
Holly the hyrax has finished Junie B. Jones and has prepared a book review. She licked every page. That sure was a wonderful review!
Rock hyrax standing on rocky hillside eating paper
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primogenitor34.bsky.social
but what if I did it again except correctly
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freydraws.bsky.social
WOWZERS that new kimberly art to replace the disqualified AI entry is. WHEW. WOAH. HELLO.

(wish the artists were listed in the video though)
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hreyfandi.bsky.social
Let. Him. COOK.
No seriously, stew takes time, man

#hyrax #awawart #chef #beastatwork #art
Illustration of a Hyrax as a chef making soup in a kitchen
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frejann.bsky.social
Silly one piece robots
schmae212.bsky.social
I measure the success of my OC designs based on my friend's reactions to them.
Beatrice is easily the most successful given how many of them reacted in the same way lol.
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azelfandquilava.bsky.social
Made a paired ending for Mouse Lady and @schmae212.bsky.social's FE3H OC, Beatrice von Albrecht :3

Both portraits were done by Love_Bunchy
Mocked up 3H Paired Ending for Beatrice von Albrecht and Cornelia Arnim.

The text reads:

"With the war's end came a radical change to the politics of Fodlan as once fringe Noble houses were suddenly able to rise through the ranks of the new social order through merit. Eager to uplift her own house's position, Beatrice sought out the assistance of her old academy partner, Cornela, to help oversee the redevelopment of House Albrecht's lands. House Albrecht would soon become associated with high standards of living and good health. Rekindling their old friendship, the two grew closer over the years until Beatrice surprised her subjects with the announcement of her intent to marry Cornelia. The two retired to a quiet life together."
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bencollins.bsky.social
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
schmae212.bsky.social
Shoot forgot to add the alt text, sorry.
Concept art of Beatrice von Albrecht's design by @elbuenchadou
schmae212.bsky.social
Commissioned @lovebunchy.bsky.social for my version of two Fodlan characters. Lady Beatrice Von Albrecht and Viscount Elidure. :3 really like how these turned out. Also the design of Beatrice was thanks to a commission with @elbuenchadou.bsky.social.
Please consider supporting both artists.
Portrait by @lovebunchy of Beatrice Von Albrecht, my version of Balthus' stepmother mentioned in Houses and Hopes. portrait by @lovebunchy of my version of Viscount Elidure, who is seen in Three Hopes.
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benbeau.bsky.social
I forgot it's #PortfolioDay again 🫠

Hi I'm ben and I like to draw fan art and I'm a twitch streamer apparently???

artbenbeau.carrd.co/
Digital Art. Baiken from Guilty Gear Strive looking away from the viewer while smoking a pipe. She's just really cool and stuff. Digital Art. Shantae from the Shantae series using her Fireball spell because fire is cool. And dangerous. Someone should probably stop her. Digital Art. Bridget from Guilty Gear Strive pushing her cheeks up with her fingers and giving the viewer the biggest smile ever. Best girl 10/10 Digital Art. Haru Urara from Umamusume Pretty Derby looking towards the ground and shaking in excitement because she won a race. She is having trouble processing it all. Urara is a precious cinnamon roll and deserves to win every race that doesn't include Tokai Teio.
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boipizzaman.bsky.social
Slightly inspired by the amazing sprite work of Paper Mario 64 (repost because the old one was blurry asf)
Pixel art of the three Shadow Sisters from Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door Pixel art of Vivian Pixel art of Beldam Pixel art of Marilyn
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sn0wcie.bsky.social
Commissions, ggs and thank you (:
Will open again in a few weeks
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mtsw.bsky.social
I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.
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horrorosa.bsky.social
#PortfolioDay

I'm Horrorosa, I make fantasy/horror inspired fanart/original art and illustrations. I work on them half-time, but I am accepting commissions right now. I can be contacted through DMs too.

🎨Portfolio: horrorosa.carrd.co#portfolio
✉️Commission form: forms.gle/wmWmCFP4Kv34...
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evbright.bsky.social
Corpos and politicians want to ban all porn on the grounds of "ThInK oF tHe ChIlDrEn"
The turn around and sell us ultra processed porn substitute™️ ?

All that YA fiction i read in highschool didnt prepare me for this kind of shit ass dystopia
schmae212.bsky.social
“Oh but in real militaries” no. If anything he could have just deligated that if it truly was a task that HAD to be handled.
That deserter is in MARINEFORD, the home base of the marines, surrounded by Marine ships. He’s a complete non issue.
But people get mad when you call the genocider evil.