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My family has had the squirt curse ever since my no-good dirty-rotten finger-blastin great grandpa gave madame zeroni that UTI
Dudeee so hype for Poopshitters 4 to come out in 2029 #gameawards
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dudeee so hype for Poopshitters 4 to come out in 2029 #gameawards
Just finding out about this. Devastated.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just finding out about this. Devastated.
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roses are red, violets are funky,
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
roses are red, violets are funky,
Saw a post asking “what’s the hottest thing a woman can do during a blow job” and I was like, that’s it, she’s already doing it
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Saw a post asking “what’s the hottest thing a woman can do during a blow job” and I was like, that’s it, she’s already doing it
I always put chapstick on just before drinking something like a preposterous dumbass
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I always put chapstick on just before drinking something like a preposterous dumbass
Using the big stall call that handicrappin’
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Using the big stall call that handicrappin’
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He’s eating uncrustables with god now buddy
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He’s eating uncrustables with god now buddy
Weed makes me both forget and remember where I am
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Weed makes me both forget and remember where I am
I watch a lot of jeopardy and follow all their accounts on here and stuff, so when I’m scrolling and I see a blue background on an image I get excited. Now just imagine how dismayed I get when it’s fuckin Karoline Leavitt at the podium in front of the blue curtains 😭 ruins my day
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I watch a lot of jeopardy and follow all their accounts on here and stuff, so when I’m scrolling and I see a blue background on an image I get excited. Now just imagine how dismayed I get when it’s fuckin Karoline Leavitt at the podium in front of the blue curtains 😭 ruins my day
Rich people are so stupid lol “look my car is so expensive it doesn’t even have a roof” bruh that shit sounds cold and loud af
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rich people are so stupid lol “look my car is so expensive it doesn’t even have a roof” bruh that shit sounds cold and loud af
At home visiting my parents for thanksgiving and have been watching a lot of cable TV and it has just been the worst shit I’ve ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At home visiting my parents for thanksgiving and have been watching a lot of cable TV and it has just been the worst shit I’ve ever seen
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The Forum Boy
October 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
The Forum Boy
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November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
Girls who only squirt or only lactate always talk so much shit on us multi-excreters
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Girls who only squirt or only lactate always talk so much shit on us multi-excreters
They bout to turn the culture war up to 1000% before they release the damn Epstein files. They’ll force the Mahomes to get a divorce. They’re gonna start mad drama about Ariana and Cynthia. Every story on your homepage will be about a racist who’s mad about a birthday cake or some shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They bout to turn the culture war up to 1000% before they release the damn Epstein files. They’ll force the Mahomes to get a divorce. They’re gonna start mad drama about Ariana and Cynthia. Every story on your homepage will be about a racist who’s mad about a birthday cake or some shit
Bit my own tongue off bc of cumming
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Bit my own tongue off bc of cumming
Having a sexual aneurism rn
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Having a sexual aneurism rn
Damn just got mega depressed bc my Reddit porn account’s cake day is today and it’s 8 years old
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Damn just got mega depressed bc my Reddit porn account’s cake day is today and it’s 8 years old
Can’t believe dick Cheney died when he was following a long trail of candies that had been placed in a line leading directly into the open mouth of a big shark. Authorities say this man was seen chuckling mischievously behind a nearby lamppost:
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Can’t believe dick Cheney died when he was following a long trail of candies that had been placed in a line leading directly into the open mouth of a big shark. Authorities say this man was seen chuckling mischievously behind a nearby lamppost:
A handjob with the Joker Gloves would go absolutely diabolical
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A handjob with the Joker Gloves would go absolutely diabolical
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If you ever get held up at TSA for no reason do this
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you ever get held up at TSA for no reason do this
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Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing