Phil
@saucecoach.bsky.social
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light will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
light will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
happens to all of us
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
happens to all of us
when you have a couple of high noons
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
when you have a couple of high noons
look i know they have a job to do…but uber drivers who immediately accept my ride and are 8 miles away. please. it will take you longer to get here than the ride is
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
look i know they have a job to do…but uber drivers who immediately accept my ride and are 8 miles away. please. it will take you longer to get here than the ride is
eating chobani flip peppermint perfection, gagging, dry heaving, happy holidays
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
eating chobani flip peppermint perfection, gagging, dry heaving, happy holidays
said "rats off to ya" to wife last night, and then had to show her multiple episodes of tom goes to the mayor
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
said "rats off to ya" to wife last night, and then had to show her multiple episodes of tom goes to the mayor
email from korean co-worker in seoul in which she refers to "the santa"
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
email from korean co-worker in seoul in which she refers to "the santa"
can you beleive this guu!?
this is pretty obviously asking for trouble consider the riff raff who follow me but the broad social media tendency of just constantly quote dunking on other people is so fucking lazy and corrosive. even when i hate the person being dunked on i'm like, well, i hate the dunk, too.
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
can you beleive this guu!?
thank you dentist for this heartfelt personalized holiday message.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
thank you dentist for this heartfelt personalized holiday message.
ai?
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ai?
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
hi siri please play the grinch (sexy version)
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
hi siri please play the grinch (sexy version)
multiple people in various avenues dumping on the chat gpt guy, good morning indeed
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
multiple people in various avenues dumping on the chat gpt guy, good morning indeed
Hit by a giant truck? Size doesn’t scare me. Call Jungle Law.
YouTube video by Jungle Law
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Saw a guy on my flight take out a head of romaine lettuce and eat it leaf by leaf. Perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever seen on a plane.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Saw a guy on my flight take out a head of romaine lettuce and eat it leaf by leaf. Perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever seen on a plane.
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Folks, you remember Mario Batali, the disgraced chef? It turns out that not just one but both of his sons Leo and Benno are now embroiled in scandal and controversy themselves. Yeah, I’m told there’s already a documentary being filmed about this—they’re calling it One Batali After Another.
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Folks, you remember Mario Batali, the disgraced chef? It turns out that not just one but both of his sons Leo and Benno are now embroiled in scandal and controversy themselves. Yeah, I’m told there’s already a documentary being filmed about this—they’re calling it One Batali After Another.
browns having an all brown uniform sponsored by dude wipes. incredible
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
browns having an all brown uniform sponsored by dude wipes. incredible
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Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?