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Sarcastic Viking
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särˈkastik marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt. Vikings, NFL, DFS, 🇨🇦, 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ supporter. Anti-fascisism and oligarchy. Eat the rich
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It not as hard as you may think to protest an oligarchy. 🧵

You don't need to hit the streets and protest (but it doesn't hurt 😂)

Protest with your wallet, habits, or time.

Step 1: Delete X, Meta, Prime accounts. Any subscriptions to news outlets that are gaslighting us. Everyone can do this
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November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You could have had this, America.

Morons
Paul Bunyan is from Minnesota. Go Gophers! 〽️
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Paul Bunyan is from Minnesota. Go Gophers! 〽️
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Go socialism!
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is this what you call a country of freedom?

Nah.
In Lower Manhattan, anti-ICE protesters threw trash and garbage cans at ICE GOONS’ cars, resulting in arrests and the use of pepper spray.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Don't let simple math get in the way of your lies.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Obviously I agree that this should be called out but it’s tough to point out these things to a general audience and not sound like you’ve totally lost it
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.

Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
a green cartoon character with a blue background
ALT: a green cartoon character with a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You know instead of mass deportations why don't we just put people into these big camps. Seems like the logical next step, right?
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Absolute death blow💀💀💀
A woman silenced an ICE GOON who attempted to call her racist.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Please be Brock Purdy", I repeat over and over while I insanely rock back and forth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He might be the man for the moment
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I officially can't tell who is good and who is bad anymore in the NFL.

Other than the Vikings, bad, we are bad. #skol
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Insanity to go for 2 IMO
I get wanting to only be down 7 but Eagles probably should have kicked the XP there. Being down 8 when you MIGHT only see the ball 1 more time is better than needing 2 possessions #FlyEaglesFly
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And Jesus said....

NO SOUP FOR YOU!
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Dumbest rules in sports strikes again.
Isaiah Likely fumbles the ball before crossing the line, touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Did he just suggest everyone should gamble to make more money?
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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it's probably too corny for this place but my kid is starting for the varisty basketball team tonight at my old high school wearing my old number. shit is wild and i'm proud and emotional.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There it is.. they are finally starting to say it out loud.
Trump's informal crackpot advisor weighs in on today's shooting:
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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No actor in the history of tv or cinema has said “you think I’m crazy?” more than Claire Danes in her entire body of work
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Jones with this offense would be top 3 in the league.
Even without hindsight I wish they would have tried harder to keep Daniel Jones. But I think he wanted a chance at a starting job and apparently we just gave it to JJ
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The house always wins
The Vikings moved on from Sam Darnold this past offseason. They lost Daniel Jones to the Colts and passed on Aaron Rodgers.

From what I'm told, money wasn’t the hang-up in any of those situations; it was ultimately all about betting on J.J. McCarthy.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Humanity is a child with a box of matches

Lighting fires we are powerless to extinguish

We evolve in every direction except inward
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM