samus
@samusmaximus.com
🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞
25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams when it suits me
pngtuber/pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙
25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams when it suits me
pngtuber/pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙
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let’s all espouse transgenderist ideology
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
let’s all espouse transgenderist ideology
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There should be an "An astute observation my friend" emoji for when someone makes an astute observation
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There should be an "An astute observation my friend" emoji for when someone makes an astute observation
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What did they mean by this?
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
What did they mean by this?
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i had a dream that i posted this and they had to add a dislike button to the website
January 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i had a dream that i posted this and they had to add a dislike button to the website
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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
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japanese adventure games, or JAVs as theyre often called
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
japanese adventure games, or JAVs as theyre often called
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Had to draw her asap. #仮面ライダーアギト#仮面ライダーG6
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Had to draw her asap. #仮面ライダーアギト#仮面ライダーG6
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one of my favorite posts
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It's called Broad daylight because women light up the world
[A photo of Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico) from The Sopranos]
2:51 AM • Aug 14, 2023](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdxyleg7p5qmi32htewphrbn/bafkreiexsiwvt6z5nz272kw2hq4xe5j6dq3n2m7vb2rcopsqvt4c5y6wza@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
one of my favorite posts
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Hey quick check out the hardest thing anyone's ever done
(Then go watch Commando Girl Izumi)
(Then go watch Commando Girl Izumi)
February 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hey quick check out the hardest thing anyone's ever done
(Then go watch Commando Girl Izumi)
(Then go watch Commando Girl Izumi)
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Bills are piling up and my tax return is no where in sight. My First bill is coming up by Friday and I can't pay it with -$48. Please help if you can.
I'm up to 35% now thank you for reblogs.
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February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Bills are piling up and my tax return is no where in sight. My First bill is coming up by Friday and I can't pay it with -$48. Please help if you can.
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
It's TIME to finish BATTLING our SEEDS and acomplish our DESTINY. REMASTERED
SAMUSMAXIMUS2k - Twitch
An any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy who streams (occasionally)!
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February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It's TIME to finish BATTLING our SEEDS and acomplish our DESTINY. REMASTERED
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February 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Thank you, sparkplug.
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Thank you, sparkplug.
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don't put the cat in a maid outfit
July 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
don't put the cat in a maid outfit
well well well if it isn't the caped crusgayder <- (more) homophobic joker
February 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
well well well if it isn't the caped crusgayder <- (more) homophobic joker
It's so unbelievably important to put women in bulky armour
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It's so unbelievably important to put women in bulky armour
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I've known Kamen Rider G6 from the new Agito movie for 5 minutes and already she's got possibly my favourite femrider suit in the franchise; god it's gorgeous. Look at her! SHE'S GOT BULKKKK. #仮面ライダーG6 #仮面ライダーアギト
February 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I've known Kamen Rider G6 from the new Agito movie for 5 minutes and already she's got possibly my favourite femrider suit in the franchise; god it's gorgeous. Look at her! SHE'S GOT BULKKKK. #仮面ライダーG6 #仮面ライダーアギト
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Ah yes, the mythological and oft theorised about "Drill-Tank"
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ah yes, the mythological and oft theorised about "Drill-Tank"
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gay people breakfast (ocs with oomfie)
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
gay people breakfast (ocs with oomfie)
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I'm a day late, but here's your February valentines edition of Horns Magazine!
~Featuring Milk's Aiva~
~Featuring Milk's Aiva~
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm a day late, but here's your February valentines edition of Horns Magazine!
~Featuring Milk's Aiva~
~Featuring Milk's Aiva~
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A year ago at my Neopets School slideshow presentation, I had a bit about "Neopets killing JFK" hoping it was so far removed from reality it would be an obvious joke. Today, on President's Day, Neopets released a sniper rifle filter that allows me to recreate the JFK assassination. #neopets
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A year ago at my Neopets School slideshow presentation, I had a bit about "Neopets killing JFK" hoping it was so far removed from reality it would be an obvious joke. Today, on President's Day, Neopets released a sniper rifle filter that allows me to recreate the JFK assassination. #neopets