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🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid? who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally) pfp and model by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙
Ah Jeeze Louise, did I? Doesn't sure sound like something I'd do, but I digress I suppose.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Oh right I am a cat aren't I. Bapping you off the shelf you've been placed on then just sitting there instead.
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
you cannot possibly hope to understand my deeply incomprehensible and contradictory desires

also grounded sounds lame as hell, what am I a lamp in well wired house?
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Does it have to be though?
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
wrong: I want to annoy an older woman/non-binary/man by calling various things said person has grown up with retro till I have to start dodging soft projectiles launched at my head.

This is because I am an evil being.
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Glad the day turned around for ya pal
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I feel like you'd fuck for a lot of things
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Could be wrong but I don't think that dude was talking about how milves are retro like the psp
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ya, but also sometimes including things you were sorta there for and only just kinda sawed at the time but not really. Like the ps2
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
this same factor is also why milfs and dilfs are popular I think, that and the (false) assumption that people who are older than us have everything figured out and know what they're doing (which offers a sense of security in a way)
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Humans historically have had a tendency to look at things from the past with interest, often times believe in a mythical previous age that was greater than the current one. This too is an expression of "Waow! So retro!
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thr figure of was like, yeah that's a little out there but crossover repainted toys happen, BUT A WHOLE MANGA ABOUT WHAT IF LEOUCHE GET WING GUNDAM? feels unprecedented
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM