Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
The greatest trick the devil pulled was branding pistachio candy bars as “Dubai” and charging $20.99 a piece lol
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The greatest trick the devil pulled was branding pistachio candy bars as “Dubai” and charging $20.99 a piece lol
I know reddit is a cesspit but the top question on r/askreddit right now is "What is a subtle way to check for monsters under the bed when you're hooking up with a girl at her place, so she doesn't think you're scared?" and the answers and replies are actually delightful.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I know reddit is a cesspit but the top question on r/askreddit right now is "What is a subtle way to check for monsters under the bed when you're hooking up with a girl at her place, so she doesn't think you're scared?" and the answers and replies are actually delightful.
Stranger things premiered July 15, 2016 and it's five season run will end on Dec 31 2025, Certainly not the longest time to do five seasons but it has to be up there.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Stranger things premiered July 15, 2016 and it's five season run will end on Dec 31 2025, Certainly not the longest time to do five seasons but it has to be up there.
My two christmas song hot takes are Simply Having a Wonderful time is a charming and delightful song and Mariah's All I Want for Christmas is always in heavy rotation because it's a masterpiece.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My two christmas song hot takes are Simply Having a Wonderful time is a charming and delightful song and Mariah's All I Want for Christmas is always in heavy rotation because it's a masterpiece.
We can’t start woke 2 until after the holidays so I can enjoy baby it’s cold outside as two full grown adults flirting with agency and wit
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We can’t start woke 2 until after the holidays so I can enjoy baby it’s cold outside as two full grown adults flirting with agency and wit
Imagine having a foe like Joe Biden who will never publicly defend themself or their legacy in the face of your ceaseless attacks. what a gift “norms” are!
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Imagine having a foe like Joe Biden who will never publicly defend themself or their legacy in the face of your ceaseless attacks. what a gift “norms” are!
Calling Stephen Miller a hypocrite will certainly make him reflect on the immense power and wealth he has amassed by being a raging xenophobic creep. Got 'im. Got 'im good.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Calling Stephen Miller a hypocrite will certainly make him reflect on the immense power and wealth he has amassed by being a raging xenophobic creep. Got 'im. Got 'im good.
All youtube DIY plumbing instructional vidoes are set in a fantasy world where there is plenty of room to access the hardware, there's no rust, corrosion or build up on the valves and nuts, and nothing leaks after a single quarter-turn tighten.
Lies. All lies.
Lies. All lies.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All youtube DIY plumbing instructional vidoes are set in a fantasy world where there is plenty of room to access the hardware, there's no rust, corrosion or build up on the valves and nuts, and nothing leaks after a single quarter-turn tighten.
Lies. All lies.
Lies. All lies.
Just do it early so I don’t have to help with dishes
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just do it early so I don’t have to help with dishes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Grateful Dead (1991)
Van Halen 12x
Elvis Costello 12x
Ray Charles with LA phil
Beyonce
Grateful Dead (1991)
Van Halen 12x
Elvis Costello 12x
Ray Charles with LA phil
Beyonce
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Fushitsusha
King Sunny Ade 8 PM - 4 AM marathon show
Fela Kuti
Sonny Rollins w/special guest Ornette Coleman
Jandek (w/Loren Mazzacane Connors, Matt Heyner & Chris Corsano as his band)
Fushitsusha
King Sunny Ade 8 PM - 4 AM marathon show
Fela Kuti
Sonny Rollins w/special guest Ornette Coleman
Jandek (w/Loren Mazzacane Connors, Matt Heyner & Chris Corsano as his band)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Autechre
Kate Bush
Datblygu
The Fall
My Bloody Valentine
Autechre
Kate Bush
Datblygu
The Fall
My Bloody Valentine
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Grateful Dead (1991)
Van Halen 12x
Elvis Costello 12x
Ray Charles with LA phil
Beyonce
Grateful Dead (1991)
Van Halen 12x
Elvis Costello 12x
Ray Charles with LA phil
Beyonce
Welp I'm done with football this year.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Welp I'm done with football this year.
Settling for three five minutes after passing up the opportunity to do the exact same thing is an indictment of Campbell's coaching. Sorry not sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Settling for three five minutes after passing up the opportunity to do the exact same thing is an indictment of Campbell's coaching. Sorry not sorry.
Why did I get interested in sports. I was so happy before I cared.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why did I get interested in sports. I was so happy before I cared.
Wow, Detroit gets a downfield penalty on a clutch play that HELPS them?
First time for everything.
First time for everything.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wow, Detroit gets a downfield penalty on a clutch play that HELPS them?
First time for everything.
First time for everything.
I respect detroit going for it on fourth but man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I respect detroit going for it on fourth but man.
Trying not to do a politics on Thanksgiving but I hope not being involved in that half time show made Kid Rock regret his life choices.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trying not to do a politics on Thanksgiving but I hope not being involved in that half time show made Kid Rock regret his life choices.
Detroit and penalties in clutch moments. Iconic duo
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Detroit and penalties in clutch moments. Iconic duo
Okay the under is looking like a bad bet lol
Lions are a 2.5 favorite over Packers with 48.5 O/U and if I had sports betting on my phone I would bet packers moneyline and the under.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Okay the under is looking like a bad bet lol
Its' been downhill for the Lions since Amon-Ra did the trump dance as tribute to Trump at the commanders game.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Its' been downhill for the Lions since Amon-Ra did the trump dance as tribute to Trump at the commanders game.
I guess the good news is after this game I don't have to invest any emotions in football for the rest of the season. I can save them up for other things like....
oh dear god. I have nothing.
oh dear god. I have nothing.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I guess the good news is after this game I don't have to invest any emotions in football for the rest of the season. I can save them up for other things like....
oh dear god. I have nothing.
oh dear god. I have nothing.
Lions are a 2.5 favorite over Packers with 48.5 O/U and if I had sports betting on my phone I would bet packers moneyline and the under.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lions are a 2.5 favorite over Packers with 48.5 O/U and if I had sports betting on my phone I would bet packers moneyline and the under.
Headmaster Ritual - Smiths
No Action - Elvis Costello
IOU - Replacements
Get Ready For Love - Nick Cave
Airbag - The Radioheads.
(I just went with five faves couldn't narrow it down to my "top")
No Action - Elvis Costello
IOU - Replacements
Get Ready For Love - Nick Cave
Airbag - The Radioheads.
(I just went with five faves couldn't narrow it down to my "top")
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Headmaster Ritual - Smiths
No Action - Elvis Costello
IOU - Replacements
Get Ready For Love - Nick Cave
Airbag - The Radioheads.
(I just went with five faves couldn't narrow it down to my "top")
No Action - Elvis Costello
IOU - Replacements
Get Ready For Love - Nick Cave
Airbag - The Radioheads.
(I just went with five faves couldn't narrow it down to my "top")
I am begging Dine with Kent - so not milkshake duck us, sir.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I am begging Dine with Kent - so not milkshake duck us, sir.
Never ever trust a republican
In the #TN7 race, Matt Van Epps and Republicans have resorted to sending mailers as if they are a Democratic agency and intentionally giving the wrong date to get people out to vote.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Never ever trust a republican
Kinda stuck watching a bobs burgers thanksgiving marathon (not complaining tbh) and man bob stresses about the turkey a different stressful way every year
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Kinda stuck watching a bobs burgers thanksgiving marathon (not complaining tbh) and man bob stresses about the turkey a different stressful way every year