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Michael
@saltyredmage.bsky.social
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🌈 Gay 🎮 Gamer 🗡🎃 Horror slut. NSFW at times. I fix computers for a living and do nerd or nature shit to fill the free time.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · Dec 3
Also I originally was going to go with this but went for accuracy versus VPL.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 13h
Nooooooo 😭😭
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 13h
31 Days of Spooky Movies #14: Practical Magic!

I know this has been a long stream of Halloween vibes vs horror movies BUT I AM RUNNING ON FUMES and I need comfort movies. 😂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 18h
Lore AND a nude, I love it. 😩
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 1d
God the fucking arrogance of the old fucks who got us into this mess thinking we need them to get us out of it.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 1d
31 Days of Spooky Movies (Lucky) #13: Hocus Pocus!

Another gay coded movie that I was obsessed with as a kid and should have been foreshadowing for the adults in my life, but ya know.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 1d
It is given. 🥵🥵
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 2d
If I could banish the phrase "mirror their permissions" from existence I would be so happy. Oh, I have to run reports on access now because You don't know what access your subordinate has? Great job.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 2d
Yes I do 🤤
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 2d
31 Nights of Spooky Movies #12: Prom Night!

Another cheesy slasher that feels like a progenitor to I Know What You Did Last Summer. I wouldn't say the pacing is great, but it has a good chase sequence and decently developed a characters. Plus a car explodes for no reason and it's hilarious.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
Jeeze, Genshin is such garbage about character drops compared to star rail and it's really killing the appeal for me.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
I love how even as adults, there's always someone at the sleepover who stays up way later than everyone else and traps everybody in the morning BY SLEEPING IN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT BRUNCH BITCH WAKE UP
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
I want to believe in myself but I'd probably die 😩😂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
31 Day of Spooky Movies #11: Blood Shack!

This movie is interesting because you can tell there's SOME deliberate attempts at lighting and cinematography but there was not a writer anywhere near this movie.

It's cheesy as hell, but it's fun to cackle at the early 70s not-yet slasher vibes.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
😂 😂 😂 😂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
How it started // How it went
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 3d
I did my straight voice to prove I had one and one of my friends screamed in shock. 😂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 4d
My friend was telling me how he's going to have a third of his Celsius because a full can is "like 200 mgs of caffeine" and that's how I knew we were fundamentally different people because I have like... An average of 800 mgs a day?
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 4d
Lmaoooo I love it.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 4d
I lied, the spooky movie of Day 10 is the Terminator lmao. I was going to do Hocus Pocus, but the DVD player didn't work where I'm staying so I pivoted to a VHS of The Terminator.

I know Judgment Day is more popular but I just love the vibes on the OG. And Arnold being naked for the opening.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 4d
Tequila Sun, Mezcal Moon, Fireball Rising. 😩
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 5d
Sis it's from 1980 💀
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 5d
The restorative powers of pho should be studied.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 5d
No right??? He has such respect for the classics and Gothic horror in general. I just trust him on everything he does.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 5d
Also Dr Sleep just wrecks me emotionally. I never really thought The Shining needed a sequel, but it really did so much to show Danny as a product of both of his parents.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 5d
31 Nights of Spooky Movies #9: The Shining!

Wendy Torrence is such an underrated final girl. She's trapped miles from civilization with no way to call for help and really makes the best decisions she can under the circumstances. The staircase scene in particular is just 🤌
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