Michael
@saltyredmage.bsky.social
🌈 Gay 🎮 Gamer 🗡🎃 Horror slut. NSFW at times. I fix computers for a living and do nerd or nature shit to fill the free time.
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Michael
@saltyredmage.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Also I originally was going to go with this but went for accuracy versus VPL.
I managed to survive Thanksgiving in SLIGHTLY too tight jeans (they're my goal waist size and I'm BASICALLY there).
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I managed to survive Thanksgiving in SLIGHTLY too tight jeans (they're my goal waist size and I'm BASICALLY there).
Being SO BRAVE my not posting my ass with a Thanksgiving themed caption.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Being SO BRAVE my not posting my ass with a Thanksgiving themed caption.
It tickles me that Pokémon colosseum basically takes place in Arizona and I can tell what cities were the inspo for the different areas.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It tickles me that Pokémon colosseum basically takes place in Arizona and I can tell what cities were the inspo for the different areas.
God I'm fucking living that procrastination episode eof SpongeBob rn I DO NOT wanna do this homework
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
God I'm fucking living that procrastination episode eof SpongeBob rn I DO NOT wanna do this homework
Oh noooo the holiday blues have struck me
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh noooo the holiday blues have struck me
The hair has been cut
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The hair has been cut
I wanna drink and be thotty but I have to do HOMEWORK because I foolishly decided to be a student in my mid-30s. 😩
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I wanna drink and be thotty but I have to do HOMEWORK because I foolishly decided to be a student in my mid-30s. 😩
Lmao, the way I beat Red with a Corsola. 12 year old me could never.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Lmao, the way I beat Red with a Corsola. 12 year old me could never.
My cousin is playing FFXII for the first time and I'm feeling the siren call to play Zodiac Age again. 😩😩😩
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My cousin is playing FFXII for the first time and I'm feeling the siren call to play Zodiac Age again. 😩😩😩
Love how I got my retroid up and running and first GCN game I pick to play is LOTR The Third Age. 😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Love how I got my retroid up and running and first GCN game I pick to play is LOTR The Third Age. 😂
Baten Kaitos got remastered??? Wtf when did this happen
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Baten Kaitos got remastered??? Wtf when did this happen
IT support in a corporate environment is so funny because people will make 6 figures and then tell me their expensing app won't sign then in and they send me a screenshot of their login screen with their password in the username field. And by funny I mean this is why we're in the mess we're in.
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
IT support in a corporate environment is so funny because people will make 6 figures and then tell me their expensing app won't sign then in and they send me a screenshot of their login screen with their password in the username field. And by funny I mean this is why we're in the mess we're in.
My boss just gave me a NICE gift card for keeping things going while my manager is on medical leave and I'm SO TEMPTED to blow this on a switch 2.
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My boss just gave me a NICE gift card for keeping things going while my manager is on medical leave and I'm SO TEMPTED to blow this on a switch 2.
I don't think a lot of people on the left really understand how pervasive Christianity is in dictating social circles. There are a LOT of Christians on both sides of the aisle who CANNOT comprehend the idea of "devout" Christians being godless monsters so long as they're polite and say amen enough.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I don't think a lot of people on the left really understand how pervasive Christianity is in dictating social circles. There are a LOT of Christians on both sides of the aisle who CANNOT comprehend the idea of "devout" Christians being godless monsters so long as they're polite and say amen enough.
I am 35 years old and just learned, via experience, that you can occasionally win a round of slots in Pokémon Crystal by a fucking Chansey appearing and just RESETTING a column until you get triple 7s??? I knew about the Golems but WAT
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I am 35 years old and just learned, via experience, that you can occasionally win a round of slots in Pokémon Crystal by a fucking Chansey appearing and just RESETTING a column until you get triple 7s??? I knew about the Golems but WAT
Lol saw how much my student loans are accruing interest while I try to pay off my car, move out, and just live lol. I'm so fucked financially next year.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lol saw how much my student loans are accruing interest while I try to pay off my car, move out, and just live lol. I'm so fucked financially next year.
Oh this strain is just 🥴🥴
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Oh this strain is just 🥴🥴
Fuck yes! Figured out how to migrate my Pokémon saves from my other emulator to the Retroid and it fucking works! Can finally finish Pokémon Crystal without feeling like it's pointless.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fuck yes! Figured out how to migrate my Pokémon saves from my other emulator to the Retroid and it fucking works! Can finally finish Pokémon Crystal without feeling like it's pointless.
I'm against traditional values until I see someone spatchcock a turkey.
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm against traditional values until I see someone spatchcock a turkey.
Fuck yeah, got to bust out my raincoat for the annual rainstorm in San Diego. ☔
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Fuck yeah, got to bust out my raincoat for the annual rainstorm in San Diego. ☔
Finally set up my Retroid Pocket and it's just fucking nuts to me that this is MY copy of Ocarina of Time ripped from the cartridge. Game preservation is so fucking cool. 🥹
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Finally set up my Retroid Pocket and it's just fucking nuts to me that this is MY copy of Ocarina of Time ripped from the cartridge. Game preservation is so fucking cool. 🥹
Remote workers blow my mind sometimes. What do you mean you work from home but can't do basic troubleshooting about your monitor???? Computer literacy is not a job it's a competency. Take a class at the community college jfc.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remote workers blow my mind sometimes. What do you mean you work from home but can't do basic troubleshooting about your monitor???? Computer literacy is not a job it's a competency. Take a class at the community college jfc.
Okay idk why but my bathroom lighting loved me tonight
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Okay idk why but my bathroom lighting loved me tonight
I miss working out so much. The second I finish grad school I'm becoming the dumbest gym rat ever.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I miss working out so much. The second I finish grad school I'm becoming the dumbest gym rat ever.