Salty Paris
@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com
Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate.
Stream: http://twitch.tv/saltyparis
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SPOILERS FOR MIDNIGHT!
There they are!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
There they are!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
SPOILERS FOR MIDNIGHT!
There they are!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
There they are!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
This week, I bought a Hulk comic, a Venom comic and a Conan the Barbarian comic. Feel like that sums me up.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This week, I bought a Hulk comic, a Venom comic and a Conan the Barbarian comic. Feel like that sums me up.
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This are all Bane quotes
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This are all Bane quotes
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Me: I know it'll hurt less if I rip the bandaid off but its scary :(
The spirit of a Klingon warrior behind me: my friend...a warrior worthy of Sto Vo Kor would know the courage to rip the bandaid off
Me, sobbing and ripping the bandaid off: I shall see you in the halls of the hallowed dead
The spirit of a Klingon warrior behind me: my friend...a warrior worthy of Sto Vo Kor would know the courage to rip the bandaid off
Me, sobbing and ripping the bandaid off: I shall see you in the halls of the hallowed dead
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me: I know it'll hurt less if I rip the bandaid off but its scary :(
The spirit of a Klingon warrior behind me: my friend...a warrior worthy of Sto Vo Kor would know the courage to rip the bandaid off
Me, sobbing and ripping the bandaid off: I shall see you in the halls of the hallowed dead
The spirit of a Klingon warrior behind me: my friend...a warrior worthy of Sto Vo Kor would know the courage to rip the bandaid off
Me, sobbing and ripping the bandaid off: I shall see you in the halls of the hallowed dead
I was looking up reviews for a Yangtze River cruise last month and I found a review that said 'Three Gorges Dam was ok, not as impressive as the Panama Canal' and I feel that's the same sort of guy
funniest review ever. game cropped out cause they clearly dont deserve it but lol
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I was looking up reviews for a Yangtze River cruise last month and I found a review that said 'Three Gorges Dam was ok, not as impressive as the Panama Canal' and I feel that's the same sort of guy
I feel like I saw nothing but love for E33 until today and now the internet is really mad about it. Reddit will keep feeding me entertainment for years to come
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I feel like I saw nothing but love for E33 until today and now the internet is really mad about it. Reddit will keep feeding me entertainment for years to come
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Daily bunny no.3166 confronts his two greatest fears
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Daily bunny no.3166 confronts his two greatest fears
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guy in front of me at tga's just said "yeah man i know it's kinda nerdy but i'm just lookin for my mary jane u kno like if she got red hair i'm gonna give it one shot" and then opened his phone to his ig feed and it was entirely photos of different people cosplaying the grinch
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
guy in front of me at tga's just said "yeah man i know it's kinda nerdy but i'm just lookin for my mary jane u kno like if she got red hair i'm gonna give it one shot" and then opened his phone to his ig feed and it was entirely photos of different people cosplaying the grinch
Why would anyone want to tip a cow anyway
What did the cow do to you
Be nice to the cow
What did the cow do to you
Be nice to the cow
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why would anyone want to tip a cow anyway
What did the cow do to you
Be nice to the cow
What did the cow do to you
Be nice to the cow
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Just got my bonus today, any friends of mine interested in making this real?
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Just got my bonus today, any friends of mine interested in making this real?
Is Kavaero the guy or the spider biting the guy?
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Is Kavaero the guy or the spider biting the guy?
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Daily bunny no.3165 is doing some troubleshooting
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Daily bunny no.3165 is doing some troubleshooting
I wonder if there's a way I could make my office look like the bridge of a Klingon Bird of Prey so when I stream I get to look cool
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I wonder if there's a way I could make my office look like the bridge of a Klingon Bird of Prey so when I stream I get to look cool
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The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
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![zoroark from pokemon being edgy with the top text saying: "Replace the V with P in Venusaur" and bottom text saying: "Relax NORMAL [type]
It's called DARK [type] humor"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6cmhsudhfdknx7qgyjzhcz3c/bafkreih3mpbkstnev3wxigshpn3oljhffrqrvlr3veswjjbmqugguez3ti@jpeg)
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It happened again.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It happened again.
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Daily bunny no.3164 finds the smugglers' hideout
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Daily bunny no.3164 finds the smugglers' hideout
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wanting to boycott EVO after qiddiya acquired RTS and then backtracking when they announce the lineup because the game you like is in is some real cornball shit
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
wanting to boycott EVO after qiddiya acquired RTS and then backtracking when they announce the lineup because the game you like is in is some real cornball shit
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I went 'oh hey, coo Evo Japan lineup, maybe I should go' before they hit me with the Evo Awards Powered By Qiddiya special. Nevermind. Forgot that bit.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I went 'oh hey, coo Evo Japan lineup, maybe I should go' before they hit me with the Evo Awards Powered By Qiddiya special. Nevermind. Forgot that bit.
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I almost got excited about mainstage HnK at EVO Japan
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I almost got excited about mainstage HnK at EVO Japan
I am being censored for my views
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am being censored for my views