I was going to say this in a joke metaphor format like 'God is real and unknowable but the Devil is that guy who stole your car' but frankly that sounded really cool and sorta undoes my point.

Nevertheless,

Like come on man, you can't write the Prophets as these multi dimensional beings who don't seem to really understand their impact on our world and have trouble communicating in linear time then introduce evil prophets who do nothing but fuck around in our world with no issues for ??? reasons