Yorickrampus
@salamurai.bsky.social
stagnate, and die
Disclaimer: The number 1138 is stalking me.
Disclaimer: The number 1138 is stalking me.
Finally watching #Wednesday season 2
Just finished the first half
Interesting stunt casting (Joanna Lumly, Billie Piper, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Lloyd)
Producer/Director Tim Burton played the parrot
Just finished the first half
Interesting stunt casting (Joanna Lumly, Billie Piper, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Lloyd)
Producer/Director Tim Burton played the parrot
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Finally watching #Wednesday season 2
Just finished the first half
Interesting stunt casting (Joanna Lumly, Billie Piper, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Lloyd)
Producer/Director Tim Burton played the parrot
Just finished the first half
Interesting stunt casting (Joanna Lumly, Billie Piper, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Lloyd)
Producer/Director Tim Burton played the parrot
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
I've decided to get into shape next year.
round is a shape.
round is a shape.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've decided to get into shape next year.
round is a shape.
round is a shape.
Reposted by Yorickrampus
Reposted by Yorickrampus
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
was given a li'l bag of homemade choco balls from a supervisor person (everyone got them) (Thanks, Charlene!), they're filled with various random flavors. one is mint.
'cept it's not like mint chocolate. unfortunately it tastes like toothpaste mint. 🫤
'cept it's not like mint chocolate. unfortunately it tastes like toothpaste mint. 🫤
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
was given a li'l bag of homemade choco balls from a supervisor person (everyone got them) (Thanks, Charlene!), they're filled with various random flavors. one is mint.
'cept it's not like mint chocolate. unfortunately it tastes like toothpaste mint. 🫤
'cept it's not like mint chocolate. unfortunately it tastes like toothpaste mint. 🫤
it took me 16 tries (over the course of 4 hours) to get the health insurance app to update the rewards section with today's minutes of exercise
generally too much frustration/annoyance just to get $1.25
generally too much frustration/annoyance just to get $1.25
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it took me 16 tries (over the course of 4 hours) to get the health insurance app to update the rewards section with today's minutes of exercise
generally too much frustration/annoyance just to get $1.25
generally too much frustration/annoyance just to get $1.25
Trotski was a horse
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Trotski was a horse
something's wrong with the hard rock station - half second of song, half second of static, repeat repeatedly
so I moved the dial a little and it's late 80s, early 90s pop
okay, sure!
so I moved the dial a little and it's late 80s, early 90s pop
okay, sure!
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
something's wrong with the hard rock station - half second of song, half second of static, repeat repeatedly
so I moved the dial a little and it's late 80s, early 90s pop
okay, sure!
so I moved the dial a little and it's late 80s, early 90s pop
okay, sure!
My usual parking lot complaint is that some giant truck or SUV is parked next to me, making it difficult see around
Tonight, it's an 18-wheeler tractor/trailer...
Tonight, it's an 18-wheeler tractor/trailer...
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My usual parking lot complaint is that some giant truck or SUV is parked next to me, making it difficult see around
Tonight, it's an 18-wheeler tractor/trailer...
Tonight, it's an 18-wheeler tractor/trailer...
I wanted to quote the lyrics to the second half of "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" by the #RollingStones, but there aren't any, so you'll just have to mentally imagine the complex free-form guitar and saxophone notes. or go find a copy to listen to.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wanted to quote the lyrics to the second half of "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" by the #RollingStones, but there aren't any, so you'll just have to mentally imagine the complex free-form guitar and saxophone notes. or go find a copy to listen to.
How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?
Nothing - it was on the house
Nothing - it was on the house
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?
Nothing - it was on the house
Nothing - it was on the house
this smells like a bad idea. oh, it's dinner? uh --
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
this smells like a bad idea. oh, it's dinner? uh --
Try to remember:
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Try to remember:
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think I can make it until January 5 without buying any more food. nice!
well, except I still have to get milk about every ten days.
well, except I still have to get milk about every ten days.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I think I can make it until January 5 without buying any more food. nice!
well, except I still have to get milk about every ten days.
well, except I still have to get milk about every ten days.
"trains" is what the crazy zombies say
cos they loco
cos they loco
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"trains" is what the crazy zombies say
cos they loco
cos they loco
SUPPORT LOCAL JOURNALISM
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
SUPPORT LOCAL JOURNALISM
Grocery store app has new coupons cos new month
The coupons say "any variety" but then when you click thru, it lists "qualifying items" and there's only 2-4 kinds, none of which are the one pictured on the coupon itself 🤪
Methinks someone f'ed up
The coupons say "any variety" but then when you click thru, it lists "qualifying items" and there's only 2-4 kinds, none of which are the one pictured on the coupon itself 🤪
Methinks someone f'ed up
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Grocery store app has new coupons cos new month
The coupons say "any variety" but then when you click thru, it lists "qualifying items" and there's only 2-4 kinds, none of which are the one pictured on the coupon itself 🤪
Methinks someone f'ed up
The coupons say "any variety" but then when you click thru, it lists "qualifying items" and there's only 2-4 kinds, none of which are the one pictured on the coupon itself 🤪
Methinks someone f'ed up
Bookish checkpoint! Share your last, current, & next books.
Last:
Captain America Man Out of Time, Mark Waid & Jorge Molina
Current:
* The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
* FKA USA, Reed King
* Supernatural Official Companion Season 3, Nicholas Knight
Next:
thinking, Michael Connolly novel
Last:
Captain America Man Out of Time, Mark Waid & Jorge Molina
Current:
* The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
* FKA USA, Reed King
* Supernatural Official Companion Season 3, Nicholas Knight
Next:
thinking, Michael Connolly novel
Bookish checkpoint! Share your last, current, & next books.
Last: Provenance by @annleckie.com
Current: Monty Python's Tunisian Holiday: My Life with Brian, a Memoir by Kim Howard Johnson
Next: The Raven Tower by Ann Leckie
Last book added to TBR: Tiny Moments of Joy by @georgepenney.bsky.social
Last: Provenance by @annleckie.com
Current: Monty Python's Tunisian Holiday: My Life with Brian, a Memoir by Kim Howard Johnson
Next: The Raven Tower by Ann Leckie
Last book added to TBR: Tiny Moments of Joy by @georgepenney.bsky.social
Bookish checkpoint! Share your last, current, & next books.
Last: City of Thieves by Benioff
Current: The Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Bacon
Next: Senlin Ascends by Bancroft
Last book added to TBR: His Name is George Floyd by Samuels & Olorunnipa
📚💙
Last: City of Thieves by Benioff
Current: The Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Bacon
Next: Senlin Ascends by Bancroft
Last book added to TBR: His Name is George Floyd by Samuels & Olorunnipa
📚💙
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bookish checkpoint! Share your last, current, & next books.
Last:
Captain America Man Out of Time, Mark Waid & Jorge Molina
Current:
* The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
* FKA USA, Reed King
* Supernatural Official Companion Season 3, Nicholas Knight
Next:
thinking, Michael Connolly novel
Last:
Captain America Man Out of Time, Mark Waid & Jorge Molina
Current:
* The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
* FKA USA, Reed King
* Supernatural Official Companion Season 3, Nicholas Knight
Next:
thinking, Michael Connolly novel
My employer is changing health plans again, so I get to navigate yet another new system. Yay.
And the benefit guide (we just got it today) is riddled with typos and errors.
And the benefit guide (we just got it today) is riddled with typos and errors.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My employer is changing health plans again, so I get to navigate yet another new system. Yay.
And the benefit guide (we just got it today) is riddled with typos and errors.
And the benefit guide (we just got it today) is riddled with typos and errors.
I completely cracked up in the last 15 seconds. Got me right in the fulallalalas.
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I completely cracked up in the last 15 seconds. Got me right in the fulallalalas.
Verily, friend, i have naught to carry and naught to bestow, for all of mine have run out: my fucks.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Verily, friend, i have naught to carry and naught to bestow, for all of mine have run out: my fucks.
Huzzah! Learned today that BBC has all the Classic Doctor Who on YouTube now! As all-episode movies, just like how I watched them on PBS in the 1980s!
(And also that they left Tubi in mid November. Figures.)
(And also that they left Tubi in mid November. Figures.)
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Huzzah! Learned today that BBC has all the Classic Doctor Who on YouTube now! As all-episode movies, just like how I watched them on PBS in the 1980s!
(And also that they left Tubi in mid November. Figures.)
(And also that they left Tubi in mid November. Figures.)
three "the hell" 's in one skeet. I've been watching too much "Supernatural".
what the hell, I finally have my act together to watch Classic Doctor Who on Tubi and it's been removed. when the hell did that happen?
(they have it as a "live" channel but I specifically wanted to watch "The Daleks", not whatever the hell they're on.)
(they have it as a "live" channel but I specifically wanted to watch "The Daleks", not whatever the hell they're on.)
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
three "the hell" 's in one skeet. I've been watching too much "Supernatural".