Ghost of Sake Barry 👻
@sakebarry.bsky.social
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Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics. "You're here to set people's heads on fire"
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VENOMOUS FISHWIFE ADDISON DEWITT
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I can pretty much quote it at this point- "I'll admit I've seen better days, but I'm not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a *salted peanut*" (did you know Davis ended up with Gary Merrill in real life???)

I saw Gillian Anderson perform it on stage, and both it and she were divine.
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I absolutely adore this film. It has everything - stunning direction, flawless Edith Head gowns, perfect casting (Sanders is a Bitchy God) and writing that still holds up.
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Because of woke.
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A Roman solider who was killed during Julius Caesar's Gallic Wars (58-50 BC).
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In Cheap Date news, one bottle of Delirium Red has made me tired and wanting of my PJs.
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Me- "Can you forward some attachments?"
Gmail- "Meh, I'll think about it"
Me- "Please?"
Gmail- "PossibOOH TRY AGAIN"
Me- "Are you doing it?"
Gmail- "aRe YoU DoInG iT? Hahaha!"
Me- "Why are you being a cunt?"
Gmail- "I've disappeared your messages that's just how I roll"
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[tentatively moving to unhook her bra] hey chatGPT what’s the slickest way to unhook a bra
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We are a Various Flavours of Monster workplace (AKA "Fridge Cigarettes")
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RIP Diane Keaton
My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool.
She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out.
What a unique talent & human being.
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Barry just basically climbed into my tote bag for a hit off my protein bar.
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Nearly at the end of this, and I don't want it to finish. It's brilliant.
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🎶 It takes two to make it outta sight 🎶
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Post you from a different era.

Here's me on stage at The Lex with Joanne Joanne performing a, if I say so myself, fucking STORMING version of "Late Bar". Yes, that is a Bonzo's 'Gorilla' shirt.
🎶 THERE'S AN ALL NIGHT PARTY IN ROOM 7609 🎶
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Loving the out-of-syncness of letters from the Luton & Dunstable 'She-Shed' Department: "A re-scan had been booked for September in two weeks' time" (squints at calendar)
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Let me just check the Friendly sco..oh