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Sake Barry 🎄
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Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics.

"You're here to set people's heads on fire"
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What if 2026 turns out to be two 2025s in a trench coat
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A light guffaw at the guy opposite who made a massive deal of hoiking his eleventysix bags off the train at Rugby before trying to style-out the fact he'd got out at the wrong station.
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Problematic.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Robbed. ROBBED I TELL YOU #SPOTY
a young man wearing a hooded jacket with the word mclaren on the front
ALT: a young man wearing a hooded jacket with the word mclaren on the front
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December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mum- "I don't like Gabby's dress"
Me- "I think it's great! She looks like a lamp!"
Mum- "Exactly. Can she even sit down?"
#SPOTY
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bad luck there, lad.
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Don. Shame he didn't kneeslide along the stage, mind #SPOTY
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Obviously voted LandooooOOOOoooo #SPOTY
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=ZxG5...
25 years gone and this is still fresh as a daisy.
Free World - Kirsty MacColl
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December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is it because they can't pronounce his name?
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
BUT YOU'RE NOT DANIEL
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
November 17, 2023 at 8:59 PM
One of my very favourite albums. I Lightly Fangirled at Robyn Hitchcock on a shared train journey some years ago AND I AN NOT ASHAMED.
'Recorded for £600, every farthing of which was impressively stretched. It has a certain rough, blunt, rehearsal-studio feel, but this is just one reason why it now sounds so good.'

The Soft Boys – Underwater Moonlight is No 80 in in tQ’s Reissues Etc. of the Year 2025

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December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I was OBSESSED with The Belle Stars as a pup. Having only really listened to "boy bands" (Beatles/Stones etc.), I loved the idea that there were women singing and being cool (see also Bananarama). Miranda was my favourite- a 7 year old doing air-sax to Ci Ya Ya was probably quite a sight.
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"I just asked if you'd like cream on your Hazelnut Latte, love"
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
At The Fam's. So obviously just had two helpings of pie, taters and greens.
a capybara is sitting in a bathtub holding a person 's stomach .
ALT: a capybara is sitting in a bathtub holding a person 's stomach .
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December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Little somethin' for the ladies.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Show Your Age

1 Point for Each One You Did

1. Edison Kinetoscope
2. Combat in Ypres
3. Telegraph
4. Telegraph the Governor
5. Railway Handcar
6. Telegraph the Governor to Save Your Innocent Lover from Execution
7. Souped up your Flivver
8. Joined Pancho Villa
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Accurate picture with empty stadium behind them.
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yep, I'm done with news. Cat pictures and The Darts, that's it. I can't subject my brain to this.
Trump just posted this on Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM