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Sake Barry 🎄
@sakebarry.bsky.social

Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics.

"You're here to set people's heads on fire"
You come at the king, you best not miss #NOG
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Problematic.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The Don. Shame he didn't kneeslide along the stage, mind #SPOTY
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is it because they can't pronounce his name?
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
BUT YOU'RE NOT DANIEL
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"I just asked if you'd like cream on your Hazelnut Latte, love"
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Little somethin' for the ladies.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Accurate picture with empty stadium behind them.
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I know, don't rub it in.
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Standard.
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Happy Michael Masi Is Still A Cunt Day to all observing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
YOU KIDS WITH YOUR TIKKYTOKS AND YOUR SILLY COFFEE DON'T UNDERSTAND
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Our E.T
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Cat and blanket in perfect harmony.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I got married on a Tuesday- Jock was very generous, he said 'I'll see you Thursday'"
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Daph takes her role of snooker ref very seriously.
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"It was all fields and Model T Fords in MY day"
"Nurse! El Plan is out of his shopmobility again!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Did I mention I've met the trophy? #F1
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
[Attempts rudimentary Prayer Triangle with cats]
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"So, who do you think will win the Abu Dhabi GP this afternoon, Luna?"
"Why haven't I had any Dreamies in the last hour, Thumb-haver?"
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just getting Daph into MST3K.
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I can't decide if these are amazing or pure evil.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM