Sake Barry 🎄
@sakebarry.bsky.social
Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics.
"You're here to set people's heads on fire"
Is it because they can't pronounce his name?
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is it because they can't pronounce his name?
BUT YOU'RE NOT DANIEL
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
BUT YOU'RE NOT DANIEL
"I just asked if you'd like cream on your Hazelnut Latte, love"
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"I just asked if you'd like cream on your Hazelnut Latte, love"
Little somethin' for the ladies.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Little somethin' for the ladies.
Accurate picture with empty stadium behind them.
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Accurate picture with empty stadium behind them.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
I know, don't rub it in.
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I know, don't rub it in.
Happy Michael Masi Is Still A Cunt Day to all observing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Happy Michael Masi Is Still A Cunt Day to all observing.
YOU KIDS WITH YOUR TIKKYTOKS AND YOUR SILLY COFFEE DON'T UNDERSTAND
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
YOU KIDS WITH YOUR TIKKYTOKS AND YOUR SILLY COFFEE DON'T UNDERSTAND
Cat and blanket in perfect harmony.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Cat and blanket in perfect harmony.
"I got married on a Tuesday- Jock was very generous, he said 'I'll see you Thursday'"
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"I got married on a Tuesday- Jock was very generous, he said 'I'll see you Thursday'"
Daph takes her role of snooker ref very seriously.
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Daph takes her role of snooker ref very seriously.
"It was all fields and Model T Fords in MY day"
"Nurse! El Plan is out of his shopmobility again!"
"Nurse! El Plan is out of his shopmobility again!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"It was all fields and Model T Fords in MY day"
"Nurse! El Plan is out of his shopmobility again!"
"Nurse! El Plan is out of his shopmobility again!"
[Attempts rudimentary Prayer Triangle with cats]
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
[Attempts rudimentary Prayer Triangle with cats]
"So, who do you think will win the Abu Dhabi GP this afternoon, Luna?"
"Why haven't I had any Dreamies in the last hour, Thumb-haver?"
"Why haven't I had any Dreamies in the last hour, Thumb-haver?"
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"So, who do you think will win the Abu Dhabi GP this afternoon, Luna?"
"Why haven't I had any Dreamies in the last hour, Thumb-haver?"
"Why haven't I had any Dreamies in the last hour, Thumb-haver?"
Just getting Daph into MST3K.
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just getting Daph into MST3K.
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity
I can't decide if these are amazing or pure evil.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I can't decide if these are amazing or pure evil.