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Patagucci Mane
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"Bad ideas do a lot of the work of building autocracy. By forcing us to engage with them, they make our conversations, our media and our society dumber"- M. Gesson
Comments obviously my own, don't represent shit, protected by the first amendment, etc.
Pinned
Gonna hopefully start a running thread of some of my favorite moments in climbing, since I've let the playlist pinned post rot. We'll start with Dean Potter on his smeary ascent of The Tombstone doing the greatest scream in human history. Skip to 1:20 to hear/see.
youtu.be/QxYF5nSs4Xc?...
Tombstone Part One, from FIRST ASCENT: THE MOVIE (2006) by Sender Films
YouTube video by Sender Films
youtu.be
Whaddya think - apply to schools and potentially wind up on a six month timeline to get the townhouse rentable and spend my savings or get a contract gig and do that a year later with savings intact?
Bearing in mind that I'll continue dying at the same rate as every other human being in that time.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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every time Ana Gasteyer sings a holiday song, an angel gets laid
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm not at all comfortable with how much of my adult life was subject to capture from terminal gwot brain and beret wishing.
Still pissed off that the other side of that is progressively getting fatter.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What if Margie is just dumb and gormless? Have we considered that?

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Perhaps…not a true change of heart, then? Gosh

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The state of my birth knows what the second amendment is for. Protecting your family from monkeys.
Forrest spent about a week on the rung while two other monkeys eluded officers at the crash site and eventually escaped. The two were later shot and killed by civilians, who said they were protecting their families and neighborhoods.
Monkey Who Escaped Mississippi Highway Crash Has New Permanent Home at New Jersey Refuge
A monkey who spent several days on the lam after escaping a crashed truck in Mississippi now has a permanent home at a New Jersey wildlife refuge.
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hey @netflix.com when you get around to commissioning whatever 24k gold bribe tchotchke you're going to give Trump to bless the deal, you should do a throwback DVD and shipping sleeve.
He'll wax nostalgic and suggest you bring back the DVD business and I guarantee we'll get a "Remember Blockbuster?"
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the stupidest tweets ever written
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I don't take a strong interest in the affairs of Kansas City other than as the place after Limon, but this guy's bio has a banger of a line in it.
Kansas City is happy to welcome you for the World Cup. I need to practice the languages of all our visitors like Dutch, Arabic, and more, but know all are welcome. We will see you this summer in Kansas City!

🇦🇷🇩🇿🇪🇨🇨🇼🇹🇳🇳🇱🇦🇹!!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I Follow Rivers is just such an absolute stab of a song. The Jason Isbell and Amanda Shires cover does it an entirely different sort of justice.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Going forward, we're allowed to kill on the spot anyone who suggests that government should be run more like a business.

Sorry, I don't make the rules. Except that one. I made that one.
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is absolutely correct. A constitution is every citizen's compact with the government, not some secret scroll that only members of a priest caste are allowed to access.
It's largely lost today because we've allowed constitutional law to become the exclusive preserve of lawyers, but the original idea of written constitutionalism was partly one of public education, publicity, & (proto-)democracy—people should be able to read & come to know the law which binds them
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Franklin drinks raw milk with an influencer and dies on a livestream
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is a post that required genuine effort to create
The longevity entrepreneur’s five-and-a-half-hour livestreamed trip is antithetical to the introspective nature of the drug. But the stunt could reduce stigma around psychedelics.
Bryan Johnson Has Discovered Shrooms, and He Really Wants You to Know It
The longevity entrepreneur’s five-and-a-half-hour livestreamed trip is antithetical to the introspective nature of the drug. But the stunt could reduce stigma around psychedelics.
wrd.cm
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Full Machine" is, in fact, an exquisite band name.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
For so long I dreamed of a Ring camera video of Rand getting speared off his riding lawnmower and now I've let that go and my new dream is a pay-per-view of so many genuinely evil and sadistic motherfuckers getting absolutely pulped by motherfuckers that know how.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The president of the United States’ son
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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“he wasn’t tripping balls, he’s just autistic” is frankly insulting spin
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Given that the Russians quite literally drafted our capitulation plan for Ukraine one has to wonder about whether there wasn’t at least a bit of cutting and pasting here.
"The Kremlin on Sunday welcomed U.S. President Donald Trump's new national security strategy and said it largely accorded with Russia's own perceptions, the first time that Moscow has so fulsomely praised such a document from its former Cold War foe."
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/china/...
Kremlin says new US security strategy accords largely with Russia's view
It was the first time that Moscow has so fulsomely praised such a document from its former Cold War foe.
www.reuters.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oh we Tom Waits posting?
youtu.be/E0ivya27Bag?...
Tom Waits - "Chocolate Jesus" (Live on David Letterman, 1999)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[human being with plain white steamed rice]
Dog: I want to know you closer.
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
WHY ARE PEOPLE ENTERTAINING BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR AMERICA THERE'S LITERALLY NO OTHER SCHEMA EXPLORED FOR THIS COUNTRY

Is there?
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I only have two days off between full workweeks and I simply cannot cope
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM