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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 4h

Look I'm not here to go after a woman for her looks in this misogynistic hellhole but since she's one of the meanest and most willfully awful people in the world, perhaps it's fair to ask: is she getting puffier? Feels like she must be drinking a LOT to get by. But selling your soul ain't cheap.

Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 4h

If you haven't yet you absolutely must check out the Paths Peculiar blog, which has some of the most stellar isometric maps and, more importantly here, tutorials I have ever seen.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno, I think it didn't really get its chance to shine. I just think if they brought it back to theaters again I bet it'd really prove how well it could do. I'm sure of it.

Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 1d

Every single season (sometimes more than once) they've found an excuse to have Steve Martin do a ludicrous physical comedy gag and it's been far and away their best decision each and every time.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 1d

"Just be glad you don't understand" has big "nothing personnel, kid" energy. Dork-ass losers.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 1d

Like with the computer handling the math and intricacies! The actual game is, of course, already that, but as a forever GM I'd kill to just munch through encounters I *didn't* design--and solo play is always an incomplete option for me. I know too much, it just rings hollow for me.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 1d

For all the untrue complaints about "it's like a videogame," that unfairly dragged it down it *would* make for a good one if properly translated. I'd take a lego-like game where I could build maps and encounters and just move parties around.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 4d

Interviewers really need to start doing 2 things: 1, having things queued up and ready to show them when they "haven't seen/heard of" it, and 2, asking them why they should be considered fit to govern if they so routinely have no clue about very big, important, and obvious things that just happened.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 4d

Remember when one awkward yee-haw sound bite was enough to sink an entire election campaign?

(nobody remembers howard dean, but that's exactly the point)

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 4d

Hey now, it's not remotely as scandalous as wearing a tan suit and ordering dijon mustard on a sandwich.

Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 7d

I did not spend the last 20 years thirsting after halo's arbiter ("Were it so easy," you know what else is easy? I SAID, Y--) and then Garrus Vakarian to NOT get horny for these bugs.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 7d

The worm slug thing from Silksong that leads to you getting the witch crest.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 7d

I like my men like I like my women: looking like the other gender.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 9d

Somebody at DHS played the Xbox 360 "hit" game Mercenaries and saw how the leadership you were meant to kill were represented by a deck of cards and thought it was cool and then made up this "intel" about tiered lists. 100% they are imagining themselves ace Aces of Spades and shit. Alpha male 2.0.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 13d

Me playing the delightful tabletop game Eat the Reich (where you play vampires coffin-dropped into occupied Paris whose sole mission is to slaughter nazis and drink all hitler's blood):

lol get rekt scrub.

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Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 13d

I had to do the plasmium health regen and hide in the corner cheesing him, not because I don't think I couldn't theoretically learn and beat him, but because I couldn't face that run back over and over to learn him.

I am smol bug, I use advantage.

Saga Ward @sagaward.bsky.social · 14d

I don't really look for logic or consistency on the right anymore, but it is still galling (annoying/dumb/whatever) that they basically have, lead, control, and worship "big tech" but still prop it up as a boogeyman when they need to.

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