saddy mayonnaise
@saddymayo.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die
columbus, oh
patty
columbus, oh
patty
My mom is dying of a glioblastoma, and what we thought would be weeks or even months has turned into a matter of days. We are dealing with losing her, and on top of that stressing about the costs of her cremation.
If you can help, please, my sisters and I would be so grateful.
gofund.me/b82ae82ed
If you can help, please, my sisters and I would be so grateful.
gofund.me/b82ae82ed
Donate to Help Us Honor Beth's Memory, organized by Patricia Steele
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October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My mom is dying of a glioblastoma, and what we thought would be weeks or even months has turned into a matter of days. We are dealing with losing her, and on top of that stressing about the costs of her cremation.
If you can help, please, my sisters and I would be so grateful.
gofund.me/b82ae82ed
If you can help, please, my sisters and I would be so grateful.
gofund.me/b82ae82ed
I’ve gotten $50/200! Every little bit counts! Help me get my sister to a new life!
Hi, bluesky. I’ve been dealing with some major messed up family drama and now I’m in a spot. My sister had to leave her house with only what she could fit in her car. She found a room to rent but she needs a bed. I’m trying to raise $200 to cover the cost for her. Anything helps!
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’ve gotten $50/200! Every little bit counts! Help me get my sister to a new life!
Hi, bluesky. I’ve been dealing with some major messed up family drama and now I’m in a spot. My sister had to leave her house with only what she could fit in her car. She found a room to rent but she needs a bed. I’m trying to raise $200 to cover the cost for her. Anything helps!
June 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hi, bluesky. I’ve been dealing with some major messed up family drama and now I’m in a spot. My sister had to leave her house with only what she could fit in her car. She found a room to rent but she needs a bed. I’m trying to raise $200 to cover the cost for her. Anything helps!
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The vibes were off this week so we kept it mostly light: sex toy regulations, haunted dolls, penguin poop and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/4BPB...
open.spotify.com/episode/4BPB...
Don't Walk Into Traffic S02 EP02
THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK · Episode
open.spotify.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The vibes were off this week so we kept it mostly light: sex toy regulations, haunted dolls, penguin poop and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/4BPB...
open.spotify.com/episode/4BPB...
Today is Sonny’s gotcha day. I can’t put into words how much this big dumb dork saved my life.
April 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Today is Sonny’s gotcha day. I can’t put into words how much this big dumb dork saved my life.
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Ok, this one's on me (Jeremy). We did a podcast last week, but you wouldn't know it because I didn't post it. Well, anyways, we discussed history repeating itself, mass protest, and another week of wild weather. And I present a hack to scare off wild turkeys.
open.spotify.com/episode/6Kbn...
open.spotify.com/episode/6Kbn...
Don't Walk Into Traffic S01 EP12
THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ok, this one's on me (Jeremy). We did a podcast last week, but you wouldn't know it because I didn't post it. Well, anyways, we discussed history repeating itself, mass protest, and another week of wild weather. And I present a hack to scare off wild turkeys.
open.spotify.com/episode/6Kbn...
open.spotify.com/episode/6Kbn...
Watching Adolescence and I have such mixed feelings.
April 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Watching Adolescence and I have such mixed feelings.
I mean, Trump doesn’t read but all his cronies are following Project 2025 so there is a plan.
i am fascinated by the outright refusal of people in the professional political commentary class to just consider the possibility that there is no plan and that trump really is a braying idiot with the more acute case of narcissistic personality disorder on record
April 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I mean, Trump doesn’t read but all his cronies are following Project 2025 so there is a plan.
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Boost this to the heavens and hells please.
I am quite literally at my wit's end.
Keep them housed. Keep them safe. 🏳️⚧️💕💸🆙💰
I am quite literally at my wit's end.
Keep them housed. Keep them safe. 🏳️⚧️💕💸🆙💰
March 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Boost this to the heavens and hells please.
I am quite literally at my wit's end.
Keep them housed. Keep them safe. 🏳️⚧️💕💸🆙💰
I am quite literally at my wit's end.
Keep them housed. Keep them safe. 🏳️⚧️💕💸🆙💰
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Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
The Defiance of Coyotes
How To Survive When Everyone Hates You
www.bannedinyourstate.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
It’s not lost on me that it’s so many men driving the crusade for AI-created art because so many men refuse to develop talent or personality for themselves and instead coast on slop to feel like they’ve created something.
It’s sad, really.
It’s sad, really.
March 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s not lost on me that it’s so many men driving the crusade for AI-created art because so many men refuse to develop talent or personality for themselves and instead coast on slop to feel like they’ve created something.
It’s sad, really.
It’s sad, really.
The last three months have been the entire administration standing on stage turning the wheel that operates the torture device and turning back to the audience to see what they can get away with…
We’re so cooked.
We’re so cooked.
Breaking News: Attorney General Pam Bondi suggested that there was not likely to be a criminal inquiry into the sharing of military plans in an unsecured chat.
Bondi Suggests Signal Chat Episode Is Unlikely to Be Criminally Investigated
The attorney general said the focus should be on the success of the U.S. military strike in Yemen, not that military information was shared in advance in a group text among top officials.
www.nytimes.com
March 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The last three months have been the entire administration standing on stage turning the wheel that operates the torture device and turning back to the audience to see what they can get away with…
We’re so cooked.
We’re so cooked.
I hope this pain is ovulation and not an alien invasion in my lower abdomen
March 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I hope this pain is ovulation and not an alien invasion in my lower abdomen
It’s a bummer when someone hot is an asshole.
March 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s a bummer when someone hot is an asshole.
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We had a really great chat on some tough topics this week. Bonus points if you can point out where I almost started crying.
This week we talked about another attempt to repeal Section 230, a bad bad anti-abortion bill in Texas, we celebrate women’s history month by talking about men, and what Democrats should do to help us move forward.
open.spotify.com/episode/3Ib3...
open.spotify.com/episode/3Ib3...
Don't Walk Into Traffic S01 EP10
THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK · Episode
open.spotify.com
March 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We had a really great chat on some tough topics this week. Bonus points if you can point out where I almost started crying.
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*someone* forgot to post this week’s episode!
Episode 9 is up! We talk about democrat disappointment, protesting Elon Musk and his lack of transparency, weather safety, and crazy Men in Black casting choices.
open.spotify.com/episode/3xJ8...
Episode 9 is up! We talk about democrat disappointment, protesting Elon Musk and his lack of transparency, weather safety, and crazy Men in Black casting choices.
open.spotify.com/episode/3xJ8...
Don't Walk Into Traffic S01 EP08
THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK · Episode
open.spotify.com
March 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*someone* forgot to post this week’s episode!
Episode 9 is up! We talk about democrat disappointment, protesting Elon Musk and his lack of transparency, weather safety, and crazy Men in Black casting choices.
open.spotify.com/episode/3xJ8...
Episode 9 is up! We talk about democrat disappointment, protesting Elon Musk and his lack of transparency, weather safety, and crazy Men in Black casting choices.
open.spotify.com/episode/3xJ8...
Had to pop in to bluesky specifically because I miss @universelover.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Had to pop in to bluesky specifically because I miss @universelover.bsky.social
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Every time I hear Tim Walz speak I think about how they locked him in a cage in a basement so they could parade around with the Cheneys and my blood boils
March 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every time I hear Tim Walz speak I think about how they locked him in a cage in a basement so they could parade around with the Cheneys and my blood boils
Goal met, thank you!
Ok. Total cost for his care is $350. My sister is lending me $200, and I’ve already gotten $20. Can you help me raise $130 in the next hour or so?
Thank you! Shares help too!
Thank you! Shares help too!
March 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Goal met, thank you!
Ok. Total cost for his care is $350. My sister is lending me $200, and I’ve already gotten $20. Can you help me raise $130 in the next hour or so?
Thank you! Shares help too!
Thank you! Shares help too!
March 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ok. Total cost for his care is $350. My sister is lending me $200, and I’ve already gotten $20. Can you help me raise $130 in the next hour or so?
Thank you! Shares help too!
Thank you! Shares help too!
They just took him in. He’s so sad and scared and I’m hysterical
Hi friends. Sonny and I are at the emergency vet because he stepped on something on our walk. This is not in the budget and I don’t have enough to cover his treatment. I know things are tight and scary but if you can help…
March 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They just took him in. He’s so sad and scared and I’m hysterical