theo’s mom
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i’m normal levels of everything
el dallássico. is this anything
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
el dallássico. is this anything
the orange cat bowl
philly and dallas just passing the brain cell back and forth at this point
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
the orange cat bowl
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
i dont like the eagles in green they should have to wear teal
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i dont like the eagles in green they should have to wear teal
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phones should be banned at shows and dance floors
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
phones should be banned at shows and dance floors
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Here's how I see it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Here's how I see it.
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You should be allowed to go home from work when the sun goes down on the days when the sun goes down before 5
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You should be allowed to go home from work when the sun goes down on the days when the sun goes down before 5
and that’s why my 700sf one bedroom condo in washington dc cost 40% more than my sister’s 1200sf 3 story detached house in minneapolis minnesota
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
Some people put a premium on space in my experience, others put a premium on not having to have a car and not being isolated out in the suburbs
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
and that’s why my 700sf one bedroom condo in washington dc cost 40% more than my sister’s 1200sf 3 story detached house in minneapolis minnesota
bluesky is gonna make it because media personality intrigue posts are happening over here
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
bluesky is gonna make it because media personality intrigue posts are happening over here
“alex anzalone father of two” man shut up lmao
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“alex anzalone father of two” man shut up lmao
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It is a black mark on my soul that I am spending my one precious life watching this football game because “it’s on I guess”
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It is a black mark on my soul that I am spending my one precious life watching this football game because “it’s on I guess”
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I do not know how to dress for 64 degrees. I get it wrong every single time
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I do not know how to dress for 64 degrees. I get it wrong every single time
darnell washington looks like he is already 40 years old
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
darnell washington looks like he is already 40 years old
GET THE PRESIDENT OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN COME ON
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
GET THE PRESIDENT OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN COME ON
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
lmao
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
lmao
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Nothing is more important than vibes, and Brian Kelly's have never been good. It's mostly as simple as that
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Nothing is more important than vibes, and Brian Kelly's have never been good. It's mostly as simple as that
🙏🏼
HC Brian Kelly to be dismissed by LSU, per Pete Thamel.
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
🙏🏼
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Boy I do NOT remember this but it was ILL ADVISED
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Boy I do NOT remember this but it was ILL ADVISED
voodoo is occurring
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
voodoo is occurring
nvm football is good
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
nvm football is good
my football opinions are cope to comfort me as i prepare for lsu to lose to tamu at home at night
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my football opinions are cope to comfort me as i prepare for lsu to lose to tamu at home at night
i’m developing boomer opinions about football
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i’m developing boomer opinions about football
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Ready for some football
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ready for some football