Is that what happened to you?

The Toronto Blue Jays could win the World Series…on Friday.

In disbelief.

Ohtani washed? 🤔

This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹

Me too, buddy

WHAT A GAME SEVEN MY GOODNESS

Holy shit I’m fucking crying

Goodnight to everyone except those who are only now deciding the Blue Jays are a good team.

I never want to hear about (or watch, frankly) “Guardsball” ever again.

Also: *shut down

This is lunacy.

Who the fuck is this for?

I love this.

This is the kind of statue you see an “allied coalition” pulling over with a tank.

I have to imagine Statcast isn’t entirely sure how to handle a pitch that is essentially falling vertically over the plate.

This is dope. Way to go Chris and team.

Right wingers are really not prepared for an era where their own normalization of gun culture and gun violence might be used against them and not just the people they hate

Local government employee: Answer this question for me, ChatGPT.

ChatGPT: OK!

Local government employee: But make sure your answer is accurate!

ChatGPT: Oh, in that case…!

www.knkx.org/government/2...

What’s he scared of? How about getting strange calls at dinner time. You’re a telemarketer, not a journalist. People change their numbers to stop that all the time.

In the future, the smartest people will be unable to read, ACKCHYUALLY.

Took someone's advice and wandered over to r/Yankees.

#BlueJays

Got a story pitch today in which the (supposed) writer accidentally pasted his entire conversation with ChatGPT—about how to pitch me!!!—into the bottom of his email. Including the part where he let GPT write (at least) pieces of his pitch email.

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I do not recommend this strategy.

As good as the DEC/Rangers are, I’m honestly surprised this doesn’t happen more, especially during that time of year. Those mountains are serious, and so, so deep.

They know these people are crazy. They know they’ll believe anything they tell them. The whole conservative movement is built on convincing the most gullible people of things anyone with any amount of critical thinking (including our leaders) would reject. And they’re giddy when it works.