The Hoho Ho 🏳️⚧️
@rustedwirewitch.bsky.social
Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.
So I'm gonna write a 500pt Dwarf muster list.
... and a 500pt Nurgle Marauder list while I'm at it...
... and a 500pt Nurgle Marauder list while I'm at it...
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So I'm gonna write a 500pt Dwarf muster list.
... and a 500pt Nurgle Marauder list while I'm at it...
... and a 500pt Nurgle Marauder list while I'm at it...
Breakfast of champions
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Breakfast of champions
Off to Warhammer on the Wold!
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Off to Warhammer on the Wold!
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In 48 hours time I'll be in Bugman's, 8 pints deep, Dark Gods willing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In 48 hours time I'll be in Bugman's, 8 pints deep, Dark Gods willing.
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the way the door falls on top of me somehow after all this is so fkn looney tunes
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the way the door falls on top of me somehow after all this is so fkn looney tunes
Remember when I said I was gonna go with Dwarfs for Old World?
What if I did Chaos? Or Night Goblins?
What if I did Chaos? Or Night Goblins?
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember when I said I was gonna go with Dwarfs for Old World?
What if I did Chaos? Or Night Goblins?
What if I did Chaos? Or Night Goblins?
Come on now, Silent Night.
She just had a baby, you don't need to describe yon virgin as "Round".
She just had a baby, you don't need to describe yon virgin as "Round".
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Come on now, Silent Night.
She just had a baby, you don't need to describe yon virgin as "Round".
She just had a baby, you don't need to describe yon virgin as "Round".
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WIP on my first Space Wolf.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
WIP on my first Space Wolf.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
WIP on my first Space Wolf.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
WIP on my first Space Wolf.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.
We've reached mid 2006 on our wwe watchalong.
Our cat fucking *hates* Melina.
Our cat fucking *hates* Melina.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We've reached mid 2006 on our wwe watchalong.
Our cat fucking *hates* Melina.
Our cat fucking *hates* Melina.
I am deeply unsettled by how fun Space Wolves have been to paint.
Given I don't really like their lore. Or their generic feel in the current edition. I may still have to paint 10,000 points because it just feels so good to paint...
Given I don't really like their lore. Or their generic feel in the current edition. I may still have to paint 10,000 points because it just feels so good to paint...
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am deeply unsettled by how fun Space Wolves have been to paint.
Given I don't really like their lore. Or their generic feel in the current edition. I may still have to paint 10,000 points because it just feels so good to paint...
Given I don't really like their lore. Or their generic feel in the current edition. I may still have to paint 10,000 points because it just feels so good to paint...
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"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
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Assembled the Made to Order Metal Bjorn the Fell-Handed last night.
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Assembled the Made to Order Metal Bjorn the Fell-Handed last night.
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
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It's been an interesting year! Bigger miniatures, army painting, putting the Quickshade Dip back into the rotation, along with lots... and *lots* of chipping and weathering on different miniatures.
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's been an interesting year! Bigger miniatures, army painting, putting the Quickshade Dip back into the rotation, along with lots... and *lots* of chipping and weathering on different miniatures.
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
Sad news for myself and Rosencrantz, aka @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social
Sir Tom Stoppard, playwright famed for his wit and depth, dies at 88
The King and Queen pay tribute to a "dear friend who wore his genius lightly".
www.bbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sad news for myself and Rosencrantz, aka @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social
Realised that if I get bored of painting big beards and heavy armour (as if!) I can add in a block of Empire Allies and paint some smaller beards and brightly coloured doublets.
Plus horses!
Plus horses!
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Realised that if I get bored of painting big beards and heavy armour (as if!) I can add in a block of Empire Allies and paint some smaller beards and brightly coloured doublets.
Plus horses!
Plus horses!
Imagine if, when TNG came out, there were no Klingons.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Imagine if, when TNG came out, there were no Klingons.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
Old World Army finally chosen.
a book is open to a page with a dragon on it and a feather
Alt: a book is open to a page with a dragon on it and a feather
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Old World Army finally chosen.
What TTRPGs am I craving?
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
What ttrpgs am I craving?
I miss a good Vampire campaign.
I'd love to give DIE a go.
Also curious about Daggerheart, mechanically.
Monsterhearts would hit good.
Changeling, specifically as run by @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social (for many of the same reasons as Monsterhearts)
I miss a good Vampire campaign.
I'd love to give DIE a go.
Also curious about Daggerheart, mechanically.
Monsterhearts would hit good.
Changeling, specifically as run by @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social (for many of the same reasons as Monsterhearts)
What ttrpgs am i craving?
Got a few I am wanting to GM or play next
Interstitial Our hearts Connected
meta fiction
mutants in the Now
Fellowship
Got a few I am wanting to GM or play next
Interstitial Our hearts Connected
meta fiction
mutants in the Now
Fellowship
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
What TTRPGs am I craving?
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
This urge has been blunted somewhat by seeing that all their ranges have now moved to dropper bottles...
I should buy some Warcolours nostalgia odds and ends.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This urge has been blunted somewhat by seeing that all their ranges have now moved to dropper bottles...
I should find a way to watch the old Mighty Max tie-in animated series again... Tony Jay and Tim Curry under one roof. Huzzah.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I should find a way to watch the old Mighty Max tie-in animated series again... Tony Jay and Tim Curry under one roof. Huzzah.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, that's his job, right?
I mean, that's his job, right?
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, that's his job, right?
I mean, that's his job, right?
Where the hell does Glinner get the kinda money needed to buy a judge?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Where the hell does Glinner get the kinda money needed to buy a judge?