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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1h

You did so well with these, my friend!

But you should probably mark these with nudity, just to be on the safe side. You did kinda moon everybody on BlueSky.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1h

Whether you have a good day or a rough one, a deer day or a cat day, or any other sort, you're always welcome and appreciated here, my sweet friend.

Lucky to know you and to be your pal.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1h

If it's silly to cheer my friends with goofy puns and endless affection, I'll happily wear that badge!

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1h

Whatever your size, I think you're still pretty fanta-stic!

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 3h

Art by the incredible @tribdinosaur.bsky.social!

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 5h

Happy Godzilla Day, everyone! This delightful lizard's left a big impression on plenty of people, but thanks to this image I can confidently say I'm one of his biggest fans!

Art by tribdinosaur. Godzilla is lifted off his feet and into an even larger otter's arms and a big hug as they both tower over a tiny cityscape. Both are grinning.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 7h

Rest your head on my lap so I can gently rub over your chin and cheeks and ears and give you many soft kisses and whisper into your ears how much I love you.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, geez, you hit your head pretty hard on the ceiling there! Even cratered the plaster a little!

Here, bend down so I can kiss your forehead better.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10h

I hear if you flip it and it lands on the XX side, your size doubles.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 13h

A screenshot from Infinity War, where Thanos and Gamora have come to a planet in search of the Soul Stone and found Red Skull guarding it as punishment for his hubris. He comments "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess."

A hastily cropped Brelly face has been edited over Red Skull's face in the above image.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 13h

At least it's only for... two months...

Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 22h

I am sorry that Mariah Carey has dethroned you violently as she does all fall traditions upon her annual defrosting.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, friends. I know we're all struggling a bit, but I could seriously use some real help right now.

Currently over 200 in overdraft at the bank and needing to pay rent ASAP. Every bit helps, and I appreciate you all!

Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, Orion, you are a very good friend!

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1d

ko-fi.com/ruddersails

Here's the ko-fi link separately because BlueSky really futzes with links sometimes.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, friends. I know we're all struggling a bit, but I could seriously use some real help right now.

Currently over 200 in overdraft at the bank and needing to pay rent ASAP. Every bit helps, and I appreciate you all!

Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1d

When will you grow us back?

Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, that's illegal!

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 2d

I just want to turn you into a toy, surely you wouldn't say no to this face?

Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 3d

Alien hacking my transmissions to tell me that I'm a dork and also that his shrink ray is aimed at my whole house right now.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 5d

Comment if you like, I'm always curious on people's thoughts!

RagnaCat ASMR🔜BLFC @ragnacatasmr.bsky.social · 7d

🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
‼️STOP SCROLLING‼️

Let's spread some light and love around!

Quote this post and let your loved ones tell you the things they love about you!

Can be cherished memories, mannerisms, things they admire; anything about you that brings them joy~

Y'all know what to do! 💞
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 5d

You know the rules! One snack = one kiss or hug!

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 5d

Comment if you like, I'm always curious on people's thoughts!

RagnaCat ASMR🔜BLFC @ragnacatasmr.bsky.social · 7d

🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
‼️STOP SCROLLING‼️

Let's spread some light and love around!

Quote this post and let your loved ones tell you the things they love about you!

Can be cherished memories, mannerisms, things they admire; anything about you that brings them joy~

Y'all know what to do! 💞
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 5d

You are clever and quick to the draw, playful and affectionate, ready to bring an emotional tone or a boisterous laugh to any scene. You love your friends dearly and it shows in your words and actions all the time.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 5d

You never falter in showing excitement about the things that matter to you, sharing interesting information and facts that fascinate you. You have a good heart and a clever mind and use both to support your friends without end.

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