Rudder Sails
@ruddersails.bsky.social
An otter, but also a part-time professional gamemaster somehow? Beware of puns.
He/Him.
He/Him.
Okay but only if I can give them rubs and kisses.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Okay but only if I can give them rubs and kisses.
A very kissable face (ladder required)
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A very kissable face (ladder required)
I hope you find a comfortable way to feel included, my friend. You are remarkable to me!
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I hope you find a comfortable way to feel included, my friend. You are remarkable to me!
Oh, dang, happy birthday!
So that's 28 kisses, right?
So that's 28 kisses, right?
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh, dang, happy birthday!
So that's 28 kisses, right?
So that's 28 kisses, right?
He's into conspiracy theories
Obama's birth and Q Anon
I've got a blue prediction
Covfefe proves that our nation's gone
Obama's birth and Q Anon
I've got a blue prediction
Covfefe proves that our nation's gone
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
He's into conspiracy theories
Obama's birth and Q Anon
I've got a blue prediction
Covfefe proves that our nation's gone
Obama's birth and Q Anon
I've got a blue prediction
Covfefe proves that our nation's gone
Hmm, not sure I believe it. This will require many rubs to test for softness.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hmm, not sure I believe it. This will require many rubs to test for softness.
Disappointed in you, Emi.
Why is this not appropriately tagged as voring all of Whoville?
Why is this not appropriately tagged as voring all of Whoville?
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Disappointed in you, Emi.
Why is this not appropriately tagged as voring all of Whoville?
Why is this not appropriately tagged as voring all of Whoville?
*in increasingly frantic pitch*
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE COUNTER, MA'AM
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE COUNTER, MA'AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
*in increasingly frantic pitch*
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE COUNTER, MA'AM
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE COUNTER, MA'AM
Come get otter hugs anytime, friend. You're welcome and appreciated and can be small as much as you like!
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Come get otter hugs anytime, friend. You're welcome and appreciated and can be small as much as you like!
This is a key example why it's so crucial to give your nano friends appropriate paw time every day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is a key example why it's so crucial to give your nano friends appropriate paw time every day.
It's always a good idea to take care of one's nano buddies!
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It's always a good idea to take care of one's nano buddies!
Be careful not to give up! After all, it'd be a shame if you lose steam now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Be careful not to give up! After all, it'd be a shame if you lose steam now.
"You like kissing giant cats, don't you?"
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"You like kissing giant cats, don't you?"
Yes, absolutely. I love the racc and I love the bear, and I love them in all their different sizes!
And I love you because you're the very kind, caring, considerate person behind them who's always trying his best for his friends, and that means the world and more.
And I love you because you're the very kind, caring, considerate person behind them who's always trying his best for his friends, and that means the world and more.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes, absolutely. I love the racc and I love the bear, and I love them in all their different sizes!
And I love you because you're the very kind, caring, considerate person behind them who's always trying his best for his friends, and that means the world and more.
And I love you because you're the very kind, caring, considerate person behind them who's always trying his best for his friends, and that means the world and more.
It's so unfair for you to be so menacing and hot all the time, geez!
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's so unfair for you to be so menacing and hot all the time, geez!
This, but they're discussing a much larger project with a much larger... schwanzstucker...
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This, but they're discussing a much larger project with a much larger... schwanzstucker...
Orion you can't just steal me from my home planet!
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Orion you can't just steal me from my home planet!
That's because it's well deserved for such wonderful people as yourself!
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That's because it's well deserved for such wonderful people as yourself!
Of course! Little aliens deserve kindness too!
And also to be reminded about how cute and lovely they are.
And also to be reminded about how cute and lovely they are.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Of course! Little aliens deserve kindness too!
And also to be reminded about how cute and lovely they are.
And also to be reminded about how cute and lovely they are.
Take it at your pace, dear. You can come out of the enclosure whenever you feel safe.
I'll leave breakfast in a little bowl for you too.
I'll leave breakfast in a little bowl for you too.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Take it at your pace, dear. You can come out of the enclosure whenever you feel safe.
I'll leave breakfast in a little bowl for you too.
I'll leave breakfast in a little bowl for you too.
Okay, let me know if you need help with the buttons, little dear.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Okay, let me know if you need help with the buttons, little dear.
Step 1: Kiss Blazer.
Step 2: Wait until Blazer asks you to talk to Phenomaman.
Step 3: Tell Phenomaman you kissed Blazer.
Step 4: This scene occurs.
Step 2: Wait until Blazer asks you to talk to Phenomaman.
Step 3: Tell Phenomaman you kissed Blazer.
Step 4: This scene occurs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Step 1: Kiss Blazer.
Step 2: Wait until Blazer asks you to talk to Phenomaman.
Step 3: Tell Phenomaman you kissed Blazer.
Step 4: This scene occurs.
Step 2: Wait until Blazer asks you to talk to Phenomaman.
Step 3: Tell Phenomaman you kissed Blazer.
Step 4: This scene occurs.
"Look, see! I'm like... 5% leg! I'm not short, it's just how I'm built!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Look, see! I'm like... 5% leg! I'm not short, it's just how I'm built!"
Of course, because you're great at it!
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Of course, because you're great at it!