A-A-Ron
@rubyclimber.bsky.social
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These are the times that try skaters' souls. I've rarely met a woman I didn't fall in love with, on some level, whether for 10 minutes or 10 years. I’m one of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Moronically entertaining ADHD af
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don't punch a hole in my sky unless you're going to pull me through to the other side
the sky is filled with clouds except for one small blue spot in the center
Axolotl should be the name for big axes so a hatchet can be called an axolitl
Me: Hey old man whatcha doin?

Old man: I’m eating a big bag of Doritos
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“You can’t have it both ways”

Watch me
If I make any noise first thing, it's nothing that could be identified as speech.
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I don’t trust people who wake up and immediately start talking.
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You can literally make up stats and 77% of people will believe you
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Hold on, let me grab my switchblade…

- me when my best friend asks for a favor
MARTHA!! Where are the GD garden lanterns?!?
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If you see me in public that’s my stunt double.
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I don’t know where I stand, so I’m just going to roll around on the floor.
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i can't promise never to have a mood swing, but i can guarantee you'll never have to see any of maga's faces on my feed
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some days i feel too fragile for human interaction
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Wondering how often there’d be government shutdowns if elected officials didn’t get paid during them
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My migraine lasted longer than that cease fire.
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I just assume you're all cunts.
Let’s go to the pumpkin patch for apple cider and donuts