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Taco truck customer. Connoisseur of cozy.
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Check engine light? I checked and it's pretty heavy!
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
fartin it up in an escape room
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Do you guys think my landlord would mind πŸ€­πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
there's nothing small about my talk 😑
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He starts to pull it again, I hit a hard reverse. I'm free! He yells at me, I drive off. Watching from the adjacent park, the children cheer. 2/2
September 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Stopped to pickup a pizza on my way home. Parked in a lot across the street, picked up the pizza in <5min. I walk back across the street to see a tow truck grabbing my car. It lets go to get a better angle. I see the opportunity, run over and jump in my car. 1/2
September 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i drink mochas to keep my mustache nice and chocolaty
August 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Asking to take a relationship to the next level of courting, call that a sex appeal
June 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They're running a damn good campaign, I'm hyped for Mamdani and I don't live in NY
June 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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who needs state media when the private outlets will defend the empire to its dying breath?
I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.
June 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hyperpop? I hardly know her pop!
May 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It is my sincere belief that taking notes in a book is a practice pushed by Big Book to sell more book. Books should be treated as something to be passed on to others. It's easier to write in a notebook anyway. And people suck at underlining
May 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I've always aspired to be a wise old hermit
May 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Once when I was a kid my dad got mad at me because my answer to "who is your role model" wasn't "my dad", it was "Obi-Wan Kenobi". And I stand by that
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rivians get a pass tbh
April 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Men like cars, this is a fact of basic biology. Not me though. Like Mewtwo or Shadow the Hedgehog, I was engineered by scientists to be the most powerful car-hater
April 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Once overshadowed by the rise of genetics, the concept of the morphogenetic field in developmental biology has supported important advances, such as cancer research and the Magdalena Bay album "Imaginal Disk". The album takes its name from morphogenetic fields in insect larvae called imaginal discs.
April 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*North Carolina πŸ˜–
April 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My cat ate my W-2
April 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sometimes when I'm bored I go on govdeals dot com and peruse all the cool industrial equipment I can afford but have nowhere to put
April 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
canned fish πŸ˜ƒ
fished can 😞
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I love the little ego boost when someone tries to make you look bad by making something up. Like there are many things I don't like about myself and you had to lie? I must be pretty cool ☺️
March 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lab-grown meat? No thank you! Meat should only be grown in one place- the bedroom.
March 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM