Zenith(_the_Simp)
@royalentity.bsky.social
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20+ 🟣dilf, anti censorship - pro human rights 🔞be warned: NSFW 💥only DM if we have interacted >header by @ghironda.bsky.social >profile pic by @hotchaitea.bsky.social
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im going to have to spend some time rotting my brain but MAN. im. SOOO tempted to make my silly fic homoerotic

its not even a ship or anything i just reammy thinks the character deserves some sussiness
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no kings! except the king reading this
weio deserves this so much mmm the babies

thank you for this wonderful work
yeah im.. i wanted to c6 him when they announced him.. now im kinda just sad
i need to write compulsive obsessive diluc X a knife again

diluc my insane blorbo.. i need him to go WILD

i want him to reach into kaeyas chest and grab that heart leaving burns all over but oh well

kaeya is still pretty mortal and im not into angst so ill find another diluc insanity to write
this is the level of insane i want to be about someone i need to find someone who can beat me in chess and similar brain things

nothing hotter than being bested sucks ass that thats rare as it gets for me
Fae's Gambit—When a bad storm strands Varka at Flins's lighthouse, the two play chess to pass the time. After beating Varka twice, Flins agrees to play with a blindfold, provided the loser owe the winner a boon.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72705456

#varflins #knightlight
gun thing of the day: the kids on the block have taken to putting fairy lights on their bikes to drive around at night

its not very safe but MUCH better than their previous complete lack of light
this is so insane i love it 10/10
on my second genshin account i wanna stay adventure rank 35 until i level 70d all my characters that i have rn

ill never do the mistake of ascsending too fast and then being unable to clear any boss 😭💀
update i cried omg keisuke set off the fireworks for him theyre so doomed yaoi silly goofy
sakujirou and keisuke my dears silly npcs

they win npc yaoi couple of inazuma i think this is so funny
yoimiyas story quest is so peak

those two npcs???? SO klk core omg its the purple klk version we love them
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i would forgive any and all mistakes mr. mumbes and frijolita make 🙏
this is 100 peak posting thank you for sharing
im such a sucker for non sexual kink this is so beautiful>>> thank you
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I’m not perfect but I will be letting St. Peter know that I never used ChatGPT and I never filmed myself while driving.
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Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
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me when i say i won't engage in fandom discourse ever again
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As a non-american I think I'm allowed to be upset at how ameri-centric yanks are online. Like, you do realise you're in a shared space that is accessible to people all over the world? Not everything is about you. You are not the default. Your experience is not universal.
im so burnt out i havent read messages in like two weeks and i feel like shit