Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
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To context to why this infuriated my ex:
He constantly shamed me for my appearance; my hair and droopy left eyelid (especially when I’d been underwater in the pool or squinting in sun) and after sex would say things like ‘ugh I can’t believe I did that’
So me being hot doctors pick had him plucked
He constantly shamed me for my appearance; my hair and droopy left eyelid (especially when I’d been underwater in the pool or squinting in sun) and after sex would say things like ‘ugh I can’t believe I did that’
So me being hot doctors pick had him plucked
Just had a memory resurface of backpacking with my abusive ex when I was 20.
A super hot Canadian doctor was on our coach. I fell down a hill and sexy doctor RAN to help me, checked on me all day, then later shyly asked me to go for a drink with him.
My ex was LIVID.
I shoulda let him smash.
A super hot Canadian doctor was on our coach. I fell down a hill and sexy doctor RAN to help me, checked on me all day, then later shyly asked me to go for a drink with him.
My ex was LIVID.
I shoulda let him smash.
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
To context to why this infuriated my ex:
He constantly shamed me for my appearance; my hair and droopy left eyelid (especially when I’d been underwater in the pool or squinting in sun) and after sex would say things like ‘ugh I can’t believe I did that’
So me being hot doctors pick had him plucked
He constantly shamed me for my appearance; my hair and droopy left eyelid (especially when I’d been underwater in the pool or squinting in sun) and after sex would say things like ‘ugh I can’t believe I did that’
So me being hot doctors pick had him plucked
Just had a memory resurface of backpacking with my abusive ex when I was 20.
A super hot Canadian doctor was on our coach. I fell down a hill and sexy doctor RAN to help me, checked on me all day, then later shyly asked me to go for a drink with him.
My ex was LIVID.
I shoulda let him smash.
A super hot Canadian doctor was on our coach. I fell down a hill and sexy doctor RAN to help me, checked on me all day, then later shyly asked me to go for a drink with him.
My ex was LIVID.
I shoulda let him smash.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Just had a memory resurface of backpacking with my abusive ex when I was 20.
A super hot Canadian doctor was on our coach. I fell down a hill and sexy doctor RAN to help me, checked on me all day, then later shyly asked me to go for a drink with him.
My ex was LIVID.
I shoulda let him smash.
A super hot Canadian doctor was on our coach. I fell down a hill and sexy doctor RAN to help me, checked on me all day, then later shyly asked me to go for a drink with him.
My ex was LIVID.
I shoulda let him smash.
Guess who proofed 15 audiobook chapters today for the Torn Earth… 😜
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Guess who proofed 15 audiobook chapters today for the Torn Earth… 😜
Got a soft mullet and wanted to make sure I could still trap thirsts.
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Got a soft mullet and wanted to make sure I could still trap thirsts.
Reminder that if you want some genuinely creepy short stories you can read ‘The Little Book of Lesser Known Monsters.’
I still look back at a couple of stories from that and think “what the fuck is wrong with me?”
(‘The Worst Spice’ and ‘Meat Your Greens’)
I still look back at a couple of stories from that and think “what the fuck is wrong with me?”
(‘The Worst Spice’ and ‘Meat Your Greens’)
January 27, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Reminder that if you want some genuinely creepy short stories you can read ‘The Little Book of Lesser Known Monsters.’
I still look back at a couple of stories from that and think “what the fuck is wrong with me?”
(‘The Worst Spice’ and ‘Meat Your Greens’)
I still look back at a couple of stories from that and think “what the fuck is wrong with me?”
(‘The Worst Spice’ and ‘Meat Your Greens’)
I guess I don’t have to worry about getting back into TikTok now 💀
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I guess I don’t have to worry about getting back into TikTok now 💀
If anyone needs me I’ll be lingering in the doorway where the dramatic lighting is.
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 AM
If anyone needs me I’ll be lingering in the doorway where the dramatic lighting is.
This is especially a betrayal because sushi rice is my main safe food and one of like three things I’ll actually make for myself but right now I feel like I won’t be able to do it again now.
Today’s meltdown brought to you by:
✨not putting the lid on the rice cooker properly✨
✨not putting the lid on the rice cooker properly✨
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This is especially a betrayal because sushi rice is my main safe food and one of like three things I’ll actually make for myself but right now I feel like I won’t be able to do it again now.
Today’s meltdown brought to you by:
✨not putting the lid on the rice cooker properly✨
✨not putting the lid on the rice cooker properly✨
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Today’s meltdown brought to you by:
✨not putting the lid on the rice cooker properly✨
✨not putting the lid on the rice cooker properly✨
I suddenly need some purple trousers. What does this mean?
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I suddenly need some purple trousers. What does this mean?
My resolution for 2026 is to be a little bit less resilient and a little more ferocious.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
My resolution for 2026 is to be a little bit less resilient and a little more ferocious.
Sky news joining the anti ND movement.
Wanna know why ADHD ‘drug’ (yes careful not to say ‘medication’) use has rocketed? Because of improvement in diagnosis and more appropriate care.
They even say at one point “not all ADHD counts as a disability.” Literal health disinformation. Disgusting.
Wanna know why ADHD ‘drug’ (yes careful not to say ‘medication’) use has rocketed? Because of improvement in diagnosis and more appropriate care.
They even say at one point “not all ADHD counts as a disability.” Literal health disinformation. Disgusting.
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Sky news joining the anti ND movement.
Wanna know why ADHD ‘drug’ (yes careful not to say ‘medication’) use has rocketed? Because of improvement in diagnosis and more appropriate care.
They even say at one point “not all ADHD counts as a disability.” Literal health disinformation. Disgusting.
Wanna know why ADHD ‘drug’ (yes careful not to say ‘medication’) use has rocketed? Because of improvement in diagnosis and more appropriate care.
They even say at one point “not all ADHD counts as a disability.” Literal health disinformation. Disgusting.
Working with a client who replies to all correspondence using GenAI. Their responses come super fast, long, repetitive, circular, and borderline incoherent.
I just spent an hour crafting a response specifically designed to break a further GenAI response by confusing it or making it eat itself.
I just spent an hour crafting a response specifically designed to break a further GenAI response by confusing it or making it eat itself.
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Working with a client who replies to all correspondence using GenAI. Their responses come super fast, long, repetitive, circular, and borderline incoherent.
I just spent an hour crafting a response specifically designed to break a further GenAI response by confusing it or making it eat itself.
I just spent an hour crafting a response specifically designed to break a further GenAI response by confusing it or making it eat itself.
Sometimes I wonder about how far I’ve come mentally because I literally just thought for what I think is the first time in my life and genuinely believed it: I DESERVE GREAT THINGS.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Sometimes I wonder about how far I’ve come mentally because I literally just thought for what I think is the first time in my life and genuinely believed it: I DESERVE GREAT THINGS.
“Why do you write?”
Because it’s the only way to make the little people constantly going on adventures in my head be quiet for a bit.
Because it’s the only way to make the little people constantly going on adventures in my head be quiet for a bit.
January 19, 2026 at 11:39 AM
“Why do you write?”
Because it’s the only way to make the little people constantly going on adventures in my head be quiet for a bit.
Because it’s the only way to make the little people constantly going on adventures in my head be quiet for a bit.
I have arisen.
Special thanks to antibiotics and steroids.
Special thanks to antibiotics and steroids.
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I have arisen.
Special thanks to antibiotics and steroids.
Special thanks to antibiotics and steroids.
How I feel more than ten days into being sick:
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
How I feel more than ten days into being sick:
Two hours after first dose of steroids and I can breathe well enough to sit and miaow outside fiancé’s office door for attention.
Been very ill this last week but now started on steroids and antibiotics so hoping I’m back with some more energy sooooon 💚
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Two hours after first dose of steroids and I can breathe well enough to sit and miaow outside fiancé’s office door for attention.
Been very ill this last week but now started on steroids and antibiotics so hoping I’m back with some more energy sooooon 💚
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Been very ill this last week but now started on steroids and antibiotics so hoping I’m back with some more energy sooooon 💚
Watched yesterdays UK Traitors and can’t stop laughing that the author went into a tailspin because they were presented with a dramatic finale scenario but at the midpoint of the story and couldn’t help but main character out.
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Watched yesterdays UK Traitors and can’t stop laughing that the author went into a tailspin because they were presented with a dramatic finale scenario but at the midpoint of the story and couldn’t help but main character out.
*woman slow zig-zagging walk in front of me*
Me: She might have a good reason for doing this.
*she is playing on her phone*
Me: I’m sure she’s a nice person.
*she sits on the same train as me and starts a loud call on speakerphone holding her phone like she’s on The Apprentice*
Me: I was wrong.
Me: She might have a good reason for doing this.
*she is playing on her phone*
Me: I’m sure she’s a nice person.
*she sits on the same train as me and starts a loud call on speakerphone holding her phone like she’s on The Apprentice*
Me: I was wrong.
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
*woman slow zig-zagging walk in front of me*
Me: She might have a good reason for doing this.
*she is playing on her phone*
Me: I’m sure she’s a nice person.
*she sits on the same train as me and starts a loud call on speakerphone holding her phone like she’s on The Apprentice*
Me: I was wrong.
Me: She might have a good reason for doing this.
*she is playing on her phone*
Me: I’m sure she’s a nice person.
*she sits on the same train as me and starts a loud call on speakerphone holding her phone like she’s on The Apprentice*
Me: I was wrong.
This guy is telling me I should get a mullet
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This guy is telling me I should get a mullet
I love that I wrote and self-published four books, wrote two more books, queried, got an agent, and am now on submission to publishers and NOW is when I stop and think to read a couple of books on ‘how to write and structure a book’ for the first time🤣💀 ADHD at its finest.
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I love that I wrote and self-published four books, wrote two more books, queried, got an agent, and am now on submission to publishers and NOW is when I stop and think to read a couple of books on ‘how to write and structure a book’ for the first time🤣💀 ADHD at its finest.
Reposted by Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Should I get a mullet?
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Should I get a mullet?