Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
Wasn’t sure if I was gonna watch Heated Rivalry but then I saw this man with a big mouth and a moustache and how did they know my type 😮💨
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Wasn’t sure if I was gonna watch Heated Rivalry but then I saw this man with a big mouth and a moustache and how did they know my type 😮💨
I’ve not watched Wicked but from the hype the main thing I’ve learned is that if I’m green and wear a cardigan like this, I might have a shot with Jonathan Bailey?
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’ve not watched Wicked but from the hype the main thing I’ve learned is that if I’m green and wear a cardigan like this, I might have a shot with Jonathan Bailey?
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
40 🙃 🐙
40 🙃 🐙
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
40 🙃 🐙
40 🙃 🐙
Perfect demonstration of how bigots are just playground bullies who think people they don’t like having fun ruins a thing for everyone.
Problem is that WE’RE the real cool kids and nobody wants to play with YOU anyway. Die mad (and sad).
Problem is that WE’RE the real cool kids and nobody wants to play with YOU anyway. Die mad (and sad).
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Perfect demonstration of how bigots are just playground bullies who think people they don’t like having fun ruins a thing for everyone.
Problem is that WE’RE the real cool kids and nobody wants to play with YOU anyway. Die mad (and sad).
Problem is that WE’RE the real cool kids and nobody wants to play with YOU anyway. Die mad (and sad).
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
😳
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Me: “I’m so useless why haven’t I done any writing this week?!”
Also me: *has worked 50hours at their day-job but has also actually proofed about 3 hours of audiobook somehow*
Also me: *has worked 50hours at their day-job but has also actually proofed about 3 hours of audiobook somehow*
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Me: “I’m so useless why haven’t I done any writing this week?!”
Also me: *has worked 50hours at their day-job but has also actually proofed about 3 hours of audiobook somehow*
Also me: *has worked 50hours at their day-job but has also actually proofed about 3 hours of audiobook somehow*
So, today I learned that I am considered to be what they call ‘THICC’?
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So, today I learned that I am considered to be what they call ‘THICC’?
Wait, I am also pink and fuzzy without the zip up 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wait, I am also pink and fuzzy without the zip up 🤗
Look at me today, why is this zip up so fuzzy, I can’t even take it 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Look at me today, why is this zip up so fuzzy, I can’t even take it 😭😭😭
Reposted by Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
Just a few days left to grab JERICHO’S DEAD for 99p on the monthly #Kindle deal
www.amazon.co.uk/Jerichos-Dea...
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November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just a few days left to grab JERICHO’S DEAD for 99p on the monthly #Kindle deal
www.amazon.co.uk/Jerichos-Dea...
www.amazon.co.uk/Jerichos-Dea...
Virgin Media telling me that I can have the exclusive deal of renewing with them and paying more for 250MB than new customers pay for four times the speed and free TV:
a woman in a gold jacket is standing in front of a wall .
Alt: a woman in a gold jacket is standing in front of a wall saying “sometime…things that are expensive…are worse.”
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November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Virgin Media telling me that I can have the exclusive deal of renewing with them and paying more for 250MB than new customers pay for four times the speed and free TV:
Going back to my day job after a couple of weeks off and getting repeatedly ‘he/himmed’ again honestly feels downright abusive.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Going back to my day job after a couple of weeks off and getting repeatedly ‘he/himmed’ again honestly feels downright abusive.
The most relatable character in JJK is Megumi, because of that summon that would likely annihilate everything in the local vicinity, including the summoner, and I too would start casting it every time at the smallest inconvenience.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The most relatable character in JJK is Megumi, because of that summon that would likely annihilate everything in the local vicinity, including the summoner, and I too would start casting it every time at the smallest inconvenience.
Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
What setting boundaries at my day job this week looked like:
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the word boundaries
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the word boundaries
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November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What setting boundaries at my day job this week looked like:
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
Always safe for a perfect read in the hands of @jgv.bsky.social 🥰⚽️
www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
Futbolista
A classmates-to-friends-to-lovers romance that's equal …
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November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Always safe for a perfect read in the hands of @jgv.bsky.social 🥰⚽️
www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:
Reposted by Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
HAPPY PUBLISHING DAY TO MARSHMALLOWS!!
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
HAPPY PUBLISHING DAY TO MARSHMALLOWS!!
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
Amazing things I did today:
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Amazing things I did today:
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
Meeting with my new psychologist in five minutes send me good vibes through the dark spaces between us 💚
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Meeting with my new psychologist in five minutes send me good vibes through the dark spaces between us 💚
What is it about Brennan Lee Mulligan that makes me feral? 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What is it about Brennan Lee Mulligan that makes me feral? 🥵
It’s Monday…
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s Monday…
Changed my profile picture because I didn’t like the silhouette of those bunny ears in the circle 🙂↕️
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Changed my profile picture because I didn’t like the silhouette of those bunny ears in the circle 🙂↕️
How do you know when someone is your friend? Do I have to say “are we friends now?” to procure formal confirmation?
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How do you know when someone is your friend? Do I have to say “are we friends now?” to procure formal confirmation?