Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
Wait, I am also pink and fuzzy without the zip up 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wait, I am also pink and fuzzy without the zip up 🤗
Look at me today, why is this zip up so fuzzy, I can’t even take it 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Look at me today, why is this zip up so fuzzy, I can’t even take it 😭😭😭
Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Mostly simple stuff cos lazy. Rustoleum or Craig and Rose paints go on nice & easy after some sanding and maybe primer on almost anything and cure really well and there are some really nice waxes you can use (I liked using black and clear wax or antique pine). Also liked doing cute lil handles etc.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Mostly simple stuff cos lazy. Rustoleum or Craig and Rose paints go on nice & easy after some sanding and maybe primer on almost anything and cure really well and there are some really nice waxes you can use (I liked using black and clear wax or antique pine). Also liked doing cute lil handles etc.
Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:
Being quoiromantic is interesting when you’re trying to make friends (interesting spelled ‘confusing’).
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Being quoiromantic is interesting when you’re trying to make friends (interesting spelled ‘confusing’).
Visited Chichen Itza. My favourite thing: the pyramid was crafted so if you clap at the bottom it echoes the sound of a bird (sacred quetzal). Also visited a cenote, these were said to be the entrance to the underworld.
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Visited Chichen Itza. My favourite thing: the pyramid was crafted so if you clap at the bottom it echoes the sound of a bird (sacred quetzal). Also visited a cenote, these were said to be the entrance to the underworld.
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
Fuck it, new profile pic. I’m a bunny now.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Fuck it, new profile pic. I’m a bunny now.
Just saw this and another interesting Rory lore: when I started taking antidepressants in my twenties daren’t leave my flat for a couple of days before I was terrified that the molecules of the ground had become unstable and this would happen to me.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just saw this and another interesting Rory lore: when I started taking antidepressants in my twenties daren’t leave my flat for a couple of days before I was terrified that the molecules of the ground had become unstable and this would happen to me.
Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴
Did I ask for this?
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Did I ask for this?
Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…
Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today.
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today.
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I bet nobody else knows what this is but saying the name ‘Mr Pipes’ had to be banned in our household.
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I bet nobody else knows what this is but saying the name ‘Mr Pipes’ had to be banned in our household.
I hit the true golden ratio.
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I hit the true golden ratio.
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
Got in the spooky mood this week reading FOUR books from @tinyghostpress.bsky.social (might be a weekly reading record for a slow reader like me). Had fun with three Werewolfy instalments from ‘The Alpha’s Son’ and a vampire x slayer romance ‘Keep it in the Dark’ by @justinarnoldauthor.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Got in the spooky mood this week reading FOUR books from @tinyghostpress.bsky.social (might be a weekly reading record for a slow reader like me). Had fun with three Werewolfy instalments from ‘The Alpha’s Son’ and a vampire x slayer romance ‘Keep it in the Dark’ by @justinarnoldauthor.bsky.social
I subscribed to a guy on onlyfans I find really hot but now I feel super guilty because he keeps DM’ing me and I keep leaving him on read because I don’t know what to say 🫠
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I subscribed to a guy on onlyfans I find really hot but now I feel super guilty because he keeps DM’ing me and I keep leaving him on read because I don’t know what to say 🫠
I’m a little resentful that in my heart I really want to be a werewolf (for almost purely sexual reasons) but something about me is undeniably and inescapably vampiric.
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m a little resentful that in my heart I really want to be a werewolf (for almost purely sexual reasons) but something about me is undeniably and inescapably vampiric.
First day off work before going on holiday to Mexico on Friday. Had a lil trim, did yoga and weights, then had a shower and long bath and finished reading a book.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
First day off work before going on holiday to Mexico on Friday. Had a lil trim, did yoga and weights, then had a shower and long bath and finished reading a book.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
Not been great at taking selfies the last couple of weeks because I’ve been struggling with being perceived, but here I am because it’s cardigan season ☺️
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Not been great at taking selfies the last couple of weeks because I’ve been struggling with being perceived, but here I am because it’s cardigan season ☺️
How it started and how it’s going…
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
How it started and how it’s going…
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
After the years of stress waiting for this audiobook, I literally just moaned in an erotic way when I opened this folder.
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
After the years of stress waiting for this audiobook, I literally just moaned in an erotic way when I opened this folder.