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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · Nov 23

If Trump's second term doesn't BEGIN with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they will be appointed to the Supreme Court...

Then we'll know he's lost a step.

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 16h

Can they work Bonzo into the ad too?

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 20h

“This is essentially despotism as a service.”

Over two decades, a little-known company called First Wap created a surveillance empire. Its phone tracking tech has targeted politicians, journalists, actors, and maybe even you.

A groundbreaking investigation from @lighthousereports.com:

The surveillance empire that tracked world leaders, a Vatican enemy, and maybe you

Inside the hidden world of First Wap, whose untraceable tech has targeted politicians, journalists, celebrities, and activists around the globe.

www.motherjones.com

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

"Yes but I was on Curb Your Enthusiasm, so..."

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

"Let us do what we want or you won't be able to pay your rent and bills."

It's transparent and ugly.

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

DONALD TRUMP: "I hate socialism!"

ALSO DONALD TRUMP: "I sent $20 billion of your money to Argentina!"

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DJT: "My tariffs are great for US farmers and brought in $18 trillion!"

ALSO DJT: "I need billions to bail out farmers! And can't get it from that $18 trillion or even explain where it is!"

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 18h

DONALD TRUMP: Great at Math.

Just look at his guesstimated on tariffs.

And his own height.

And his own weight.

And his golf scores.

And his loan applications.

And his personal net worth.

And the number of times he's mentioned in the Epstein Files.

MATH GENIUS!

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 18h

This sentence 💯 gives away what matters to GOP's shameless MAGA sellouts: Collecting cheques and creating fear.

He's saying the quiet part out loud. It's the fiscal/political corruption version of a "Freudian slip."

Creating money for themselves and fear in their voters.

#uspoli #canpoli #cdnpoli

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 18h

Me three!

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 18h

Quiet part out loud, and the corrupt version of "Freudian slip."

This sentence totally gives away what matters to GOP's shameless MAGA sellouts: collecting cheques, and creating fear.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 18h

Can you imagine if the Pope was a Yankees fan? That would be awful.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 18h

Be sure to check on the day - they are likely to attempt to put restrictions back in place, even OTD

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 21h

Are they "eating the cats and dogs and pets of people who live there" again?

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 23h

Who needs vaccines when you have a big golden chainsaw?

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 1d

Everybody do the Michigan Rag!

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 3d

Every single White House reporter, and every reporter at any Donald Trump scrum, who fails to ask this obvious question until a real answer is given, should lose the right to call themselves journalists:

"HOW DID JOE BIDEN PLACE FBI AGENTS IN THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6 WHEN *YOU* WERE PRESIDENT?"