Ron Sparks, Russia-Based "Texas Influencer"
@ronsparks.ca
Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
To be fair people can do plenty of racism on the golf course as well.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
To be fair people can do plenty of racism on the golf course as well.
You need to understand - they're eating the cats, Aaron. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets of the people who live there.
And yada yada yada, DC shooting.
And yada yada yada, DC shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
You need to understand - they're eating the cats, Aaron. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets of the people who live there.
And yada yada yada, DC shooting.
And yada yada yada, DC shooting.
He's just as shocked as us that he has a job with actual power 😁
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
He's just as shocked as us that he has a job with actual power 😁
David Suchet IS Poirot!
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
David Suchet IS Poirot!
Whoever is coming over tomorrow is gonna read this and feel bad, Ken Jennings.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Whoever is coming over tomorrow is gonna read this and feel bad, Ken Jennings.
But what's the GOP's alternative? Actually stand up to Trump and his Project 2025 MAGA cronies?
Impossible!
Impossible!
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
But what's the GOP's alternative? Actually stand up to Trump and his Project 2025 MAGA cronies?
Impossible!
Impossible!
Trump wants a new word for MAGA Trump Republicans?
How about "Redumblicans?"
How about "Redumblicans?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump wants a new word for MAGA Trump Republicans?
How about "Redumblicans?"
How about "Redumblicans?"
Negative-8.5% of vehicles registered in Georgia are electric.
Just a guess though, cuz when I called the state's Department of Motor Vehicles to ask the lady just yelled "roll coal, baby!" and hung up on me.
Just a guess though, cuz when I called the state's Department of Motor Vehicles to ask the lady just yelled "roll coal, baby!" and hung up on me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Negative-8.5% of vehicles registered in Georgia are electric.
Just a guess though, cuz when I called the state's Department of Motor Vehicles to ask the lady just yelled "roll coal, baby!" and hung up on me.
Just a guess though, cuz when I called the state's Department of Motor Vehicles to ask the lady just yelled "roll coal, baby!" and hung up on me.
She's just gonna blow it all on 'roids
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
She's just gonna blow it all on 'roids
Yoko, oh no!
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Yoko, oh no!
One of Elvis's best songs
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One of Elvis's best songs
Congratulations, younger Bader! 👍
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Congratulations, younger Bader! 👍
Too bad the US no longer has reporters like this.
Or a justice system like this.
Or a justice system like this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Too bad the US no longer has reporters like this.
Or a justice system like this.
Or a justice system like this.
Remember when America had reporters like this?
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Remember when America had reporters like this?
I hope their families sue Governor Morrissey for sending them there illegally, in service to a fascist wannabe dictator.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I hope their families sue Governor Morrissey for sending them there illegally, in service to a fascist wannabe dictator.
The finalized new word is coming in two weeks.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The finalized new word is coming in two weeks.
It's a bit on the nose... Or in Trump's case, in his neck.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's a bit on the nose... Or in Trump's case, in his neck.
How about Repiglican?
I've got the perfect word for it, Donald: "IDIOT."
(Also acceptable: Corrupt, Racist, Evil, Naive to the Point of Brain Death, etc.)
(Also acceptable: Corrupt, Racist, Evil, Naive to the Point of Brain Death, etc.)
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How about Repiglican?