Ron Sequitur ꙮ
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Ron Sequitur ꙮ
@ronsequitur.bsky.social
· Jul 22
Take me down to the pair of mice city,
Where they have two mice; it's a two mouse city
Where they have two mice; it's a two mouse city
You awaken to the gentle, tinkling sounds of an alarm.
"Good morning," says a disembodied voice. "You have a visitor."
The door to your holding cell hums quietly as it glides open. A bald man in glasses walks in, clutching the leg of a barstool.
"Ready to download Whiteout Survival yet?"
"Good morning," says a disembodied voice. "You have a visitor."
The door to your holding cell hums quietly as it glides open. A bald man in glasses walks in, clutching the leg of a barstool.
"Ready to download Whiteout Survival yet?"
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 PM
You awaken to the gentle, tinkling sounds of an alarm.
"Good morning," says a disembodied voice. "You have a visitor."
The door to your holding cell hums quietly as it glides open. A bald man in glasses walks in, clutching the leg of a barstool.
"Ready to download Whiteout Survival yet?"
"Good morning," says a disembodied voice. "You have a visitor."
The door to your holding cell hums quietly as it glides open. A bald man in glasses walks in, clutching the leg of a barstool.
"Ready to download Whiteout Survival yet?"
Any storyteller can let you know a chili dog was sucked on.
A gifted storyteller will also tell you where this occurred, maybe sprinkle in a few more details for context.
A gifted storyteller will also tell you where this occurred, maybe sprinkle in a few more details for context.
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Any storyteller can let you know a chili dog was sucked on.
A gifted storyteller will also tell you where this occurred, maybe sprinkle in a few more details for context.
A gifted storyteller will also tell you where this occurred, maybe sprinkle in a few more details for context.
Millie does not understand why no one will play soccer with her today.
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Millie does not understand why no one will play soccer with her today.
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Still true. Don't think for a second that dumping the most obvious fall guy is a change of heart.
The moment they admit to using illegal and indefensible tactics is the moment they all accept their share of the liability. Remember this if you think they're going to have a sudden change of heart.
They're not. They won't.
There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.
They're not. They won't.
There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Still true. Don't think for a second that dumping the most obvious fall guy is a change of heart.
The moment they admit to using illegal and indefensible tactics is the moment they all accept their share of the liability. Remember this if you think they're going to have a sudden change of heart.
They're not. They won't.
There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.
They're not. They won't.
There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The moment they admit to using illegal and indefensible tactics is the moment they all accept their share of the liability. Remember this if you think they're going to have a sudden change of heart.
They're not. They won't.
There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.
They're not. They won't.
There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.
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Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
There's a non-zero chance that, somewhere, an artist who specialized in human figures with effed up hot dog looking fingers has been out of work long enough to starve to death.
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
There's a non-zero chance that, somewhere, an artist who specialized in human figures with effed up hot dog looking fingers has been out of work long enough to starve to death.
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Hurry Mario go in the magic toilet and kill the dragon king
He has your wife
He has your wife
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Hurry Mario go in the magic toilet and kill the dragon king
He has your wife
He has your wife
Vance added: "Joe Biden is responsible for the Titanic. Think about that. He sank a great American ship because he hates freedom."
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Vance added: "Joe Biden is responsible for the Titanic. Think about that. He sank a great American ship because he hates freedom."
"Minor electrical issue," is not an inaccurate way of describing a person having a stroke.
This post is about The Hamburglar.
This post is about The Hamburglar.
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 PM
"Minor electrical issue," is not an inaccurate way of describing a person having a stroke.
This post is about The Hamburglar.
This post is about The Hamburglar.
Oh no is she okay
January 21, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Oh no is she okay
69% of Air Force One posts involve catastrophic pooping as a premise, according to one informal turd burglar.
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 AM
69% of Air Force One posts involve catastrophic pooping as a premise, according to one informal turd burglar.
This #IUFB season has felt like a monkey paw wish, and the twist is that, yes, IU is undeniably the best team in college football, but its dominance occurs amid the rise of full-throated fascism in our government.
So that sucks. But we always knew we couldn't just HAVE this.
youtu.be/WPH1nIOwEa8
So that sucks. But we always knew we couldn't just HAVE this.
youtu.be/WPH1nIOwEa8
"Hail to Indiana!": Jane Pauley on her alma mater's gridiron success and school anthem
YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This #IUFB season has felt like a monkey paw wish, and the twist is that, yes, IU is undeniably the best team in college football, but its dominance occurs amid the rise of full-throated fascism in our government.
So that sucks. But we always knew we couldn't just HAVE this.
youtu.be/WPH1nIOwEa8
So that sucks. But we always knew we couldn't just HAVE this.
youtu.be/WPH1nIOwEa8
[sees two women talking] TAMPONS AM I RIGHT
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
[sees two women talking] TAMPONS AM I RIGHT
[Stephen Hawking voice]: When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
[Stephen Hawking voice]: When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.
You cannot see the victim in this video, or any blood. I often don't share these types of videos because they can be quite triggering, but this time, it needs to be seen: There was ZERO justification for the use of deadly force.
ZERO. JUSTIFICATION.
We are no longer a nation of laws.
ZERO. JUSTIFICATION.
We are no longer a nation of laws.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
You cannot see the victim in this video, or any blood. I often don't share these types of videos because they can be quite triggering, but this time, it needs to be seen: There was ZERO justification for the use of deadly force.
ZERO. JUSTIFICATION.
We are no longer a nation of laws.
ZERO. JUSTIFICATION.
We are no longer a nation of laws.
Anybody wanna get weird and live-skeet a movie completely from memory? I'm thinking Caddyshack.
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Anybody wanna get weird and live-skeet a movie completely from memory? I'm thinking Caddyshack.
Oh yeah, I'm a serious gamer, just like Howie Mandel
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Oh yeah, I'm a serious gamer, just like Howie Mandel
I have been an Indiana University football fan for decades. Led the Marching Hundred and watched terrible football for So. Long.
This level of success exceeds every single one of my wildest dreams.
It defies all logic.
I am beyond giddy. Go IU!
#iufb
This level of success exceeds every single one of my wildest dreams.
It defies all logic.
I am beyond giddy. Go IU!
#iufb
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I have been an Indiana University football fan for decades. Led the Marching Hundred and watched terrible football for So. Long.
This level of success exceeds every single one of my wildest dreams.
It defies all logic.
I am beyond giddy. Go IU!
#iufb
This level of success exceeds every single one of my wildest dreams.
It defies all logic.
I am beyond giddy. Go IU!
#iufb
Frosty the Snowman is all of us:
- came to life
- given hat
- made of snow
- bad at walking
- imminent return (Jesus?)
- came to life
- given hat
- made of snow
- bad at walking
- imminent return (Jesus?)
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Frosty the Snowman is all of us:
- came to life
- given hat
- made of snow
- bad at walking
- imminent return (Jesus?)
- came to life
- given hat
- made of snow
- bad at walking
- imminent return (Jesus?)
Mr. Wizard's first name was Setup
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mr. Wizard's first name was Setup
Me when I realize there is a Pop Tarts Bowl
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me when I realize there is a Pop Tarts Bowl
New phone, who are you?
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
New phone, who are you?