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Ron Sequitur ꙮ
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A fax machine is just a surprise printer.

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The heart of the synapse is the tiny hot dog buns, which are used to catch microscopic meatballs before the mitochondria gobble them all up, the greedy bastards
medical illustration of a neural synapse
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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We were kings
Fisher Price "coin" (yellow, 10). Used in the old FP Cash Register. Fisher Price "coin" (yellow, 10). Used in the old FP Cash Register. Fisher Price "coin" (yellow, 10). Used in the old FP Cash Register.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I found this meme and now it's mine.

Am I doing this right?
Homer Simpson biting his lower lip. Hard. Caption: "How hard I pronounce the F in fuck Christopher Columbus when some says it's Columbus Day
October 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Watch to the end
October 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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My dog after I repair a toy that she had destroyed the night before
You're not Ra's Al Ghul. I watched him die. From Batman Begins.
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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"I was told we'd all be rich by now."
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"
September 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Michael Caine from Batman Begins: "What's the point of all those 2nd Amendment memes if you can't even overthrow a bloody tyranny?"
August 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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They should follow one of Saul's clients while he breaks bad or something
Headline: Better Call Saul Sequel: Why It Could Work (Screen Rant)
August 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Ope just found my new favorite meme.

Could only be better if it said "Men" instead of "Man"
Headline from The Onion: Local, News In Brief Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything Published: October 10, 2022
August 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Late-stage capitalism is fucking wild
NYT Headline: A New Way to Reduce Children's Deaths: Cash
August 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This whole thing of being offended by everything has jumped the shark. Please use this (often) to call out people who are incensed over shit that doesn't even affect them.

I can understand being big mad about stuff that is detrimental to you and yours, but if it's not? Grow up, Mind your Business.
album cover in the style of NOW That's What I Call Music, with the words WHO CARES GROW UP MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
August 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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This one is over 23 feet tall
Headline: Armadillos are official in Indiana, and they are expanding. Picture: Armadillo
August 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Simpsons "don't make me tap the sign" meme. Sign says "5... 5 dollar... 5 dollar footlong" was the single greatest jingle in History.
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Oooh baby do you know what that's worth?
These are Zildjians and my sticks are Vic Firth
overhead shot of drumset with four Zildjian cymbals, and a drummer is seen playing, sticks with motion blur
August 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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When people wax nostalgic about the Reagan years, I imagine this is what they're remembering.
An AI generated image of Ronald Reagan making a total derp face
August 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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This joke is Breaking Good, eh @cmcdonough.bsky.social ?
The Breaking Bad "say my name" meme, only instead of saying "Heisenberg," the other guy says, "You actin' kinda shady, Ain't callin' me baby" a la Destiny's Child
July 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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*belching sounds*
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
July 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This morning my neighbor texted me to ask if our power also went out
Text message screenshot: NEIGHBOR: Also - just checking, your power went out for like 30 seconds a little bit ago right? I only ask because I’ve done a fair bit of electrical work the last couple days and want to make sure it’s not just me ME: I'd like to fuck with you here, but I haven't had my coffee yet. The power did indeed go out for like 30 seconds, right after I set the clock on the coffee maker to the actual time and then started a load of coffee. NEIGHBOR: lolsob emojo
July 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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As a former teacher, I usually don't share these sorts of things. But yeah, 2 Composition Pads for a Pre-K student? Seems excessive.
Screenshot of a Pre-K school supply list, captioned by another poster asking, "Are these supplies for the kids or for the school!?? Seems more like teacher's list supplies than kids supplies.." Also, if you're still reading this, I edited the image to change one of the items on the list from something reasonable (I think it was a nap pad) to "1 Bottle Tito's Vodka 750 mL". In the opinion of me, who edited this image, the blend is pretty good: font matches, alignment is tight, and background mostly blends. I suppose if you really zoomed in to look at it, you could find artifacts of my edits, but hey, this is the internet: just have fun and believe things as soon as you see them! Haha, that's how things are done in 2025. We don't scrutinize! We don't second-guess! We read a headline and then we tell people we read an article. Did we read that article? Haha, NO! Are you kidding me?? I barely even read that headline! But the picture they had as a preview? That got my attention! Really baited me into clicking, but my pop-up blocker prevented it from opening, and by then, it was starting to get pretty late. But anyway, I formed a pretty interesting opinion that I will squirrel away in case I'm forced to talk to people face-to-face sometime, and someone else says something, ANYTHING, even remotely, TANGENTIALLY related to the topic about which I now have a well-formed opinion, and then I will recall, "Ah, yes, I just read an article about this very topic, and you know what I think? Dolphins are mostly beneficial," or some other shit about which I'll have recently acquired a certain amount of knowledge, as far as you know. Anyway, good luck teachers! And Cheers! I love you.
July 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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They gave Slimer butt cheeks and you don't even care
Slimer toy from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire 2024
July 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Taco Bell: GTP

Get
That
Poopin
Taco Bell's journey through your body, with an arrow going straight from the mouth to the butt parts
July 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Gotta hand it to him, he's reinventing AI with all the vigor of a guy using billions of dollars in government subsidies to reinvent rockets that all explode.
Tweet by Elon Musk: We will use Grok 3.5 (maybe we should call it 4), which has advanced reasoning, to rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge, adding missing information and deleting errors. Then retrain on that. Far too much garbage in any foundation model trained on uncorrected data. 4:02 AM 6/21/25 3.2M Views
June 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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When non-Americans wonder how things got the way they are, it cannot be overstated that we have a LOT of people here who are willfully beholden to the confirmation of their own biases, and that enables a lot.

Can't even stick to a single set of values. Just "Dem Bad, Trump Good."
Two conflicting tweets from Twitter user johnnymaga, one from August 2022 decrying the use of the military in US cities to quell riots, and another from June 2025 celebrating the deployment of the national guard to LA, ending with, "We are so back."
June 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Exclusive excerpt from my upcoming end-of-world thriller, "Jell-No" please do not steal my idea
dead bodies. CUT TO: INT: SCIENCECORP LABS, LANGLEY, -- ALMOST MIDNIGHT The lab is dark and there are lots of screens and other science gizmos whirring and buzzing. There might be one of those shiny metal globes that makes your hair stick out, and a green, wavy line on a round screen, maybe. The whole room stinks but no one acknowledges the smell in any way. DAVID Look, if you would just listen to me... I know to sounds crazy- DR. SCIENCEBRAIN (smugly) Crazy? Turning sweetened, fruit flavored liquids into jiggly solids? No, Mr. Fuck, it's not crazy at all. DAVID Thank you! I - DR. SCIENCEBRAIN It's suicide! Get this moron out of my lab. (sneering) And call the police. I believe he's trespassing.
June 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM